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Clips from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015) - Kimmy Steps on a Crack! (S03E03)

"to guide the pod to their traditional feeding grounds."
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"A troop of bonobos is led by a veritable gynocracy."
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"The alpha female surrounds herself"
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"How do you know all that?"
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"I don't know."
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"females are strong as hell."
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"I'm Fitzgibbons Munrunney."
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"But my point is, you can't run a cult like a man."
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"You have to run it like a female bonobo"
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"or orca or elephant."
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"Gretchen, you have to be a "bonorcaphant.""
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"So don't give up."
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"Get out there and face the consequences."
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"Like a woman."
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"Hey, is Gretchen out there?"
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"We, uh, Krazy-Glued our wieners together."
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"He was pretty sick."
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"And scared."
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"You know what?"
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"A male Kimmy wouldn't be treated this way."
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"You'd all be like,"
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"Let's go home, buddy."
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"No, see, that's what I'm saying."
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"Oh..."
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"Thank you for sharing that, Black Cindy."
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"Nice Bieber cut."
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"Elaine, you've been quiet."
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"The Yakuza cut out my tongue."
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"Just because something rhymes doesn't mean it's true,"
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"♪ But females are strong as hell ♪"
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"♪ It's a miracle ♪"
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"the trash-picked baby monitor I hid in here"
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"I was hoping it was just some jelly,"
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"I'm not supposed to die this way."
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"Snake hair, never has stamps, is white."
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"It says you have scurvy."
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"That sounds like a whole wing in a 1950s insane asylum."
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"Wordplay."
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"To be honest, this may be a little bit my fault."
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"got around to buying you a wedding band."
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"Jacqueline, you're a good woman."
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"- that even though Russ is smooshed... - Mm."
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"Whoa."
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"Did Vin Diesel just walk in here?"
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"I'm so sorry, Dad."
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"We'll see you later at the Maras'."
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"Speaking of Russ,"
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"Here we go."
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"that also sells Jason masks and loose hamsters?"
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"No new orders. We're going out of business."
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"Bastard!"
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"Now my teeth are wiggly, Lillian."
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"except in my bra, 'cause I need the support."
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"Now all I want to do is funny stuff..."
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"The FBI is out there, and they have guns,"
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"Why didn't I pet him? I was right there."
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"Then what redheaded snake offered me this apple?"
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"Do you, like, do stuff with them?"
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"That should be a fun assignment."
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"Gretchen, you don't seem very happy."
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"I'm gonna finish it like a man."
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"Although I did sit on one once for Richard Branson."
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"I'm not letting the first female cult leader ever..."
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"If it's not about me being a woman,"
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"I wasn't trying to enter the caption contest."
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"Maybe the problem is that you're a Gretchen."
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"Voice mail again."
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"with a sick Titus."
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"That tree has fruit in it."
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"That's not a tree, Lillian. That's a cell phone tower."
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"♪ Oh, Meemaw ♪"
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"♪ It's mostly corn ♪"
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"♪ Or stuff ♪"
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"And if she's just putting a crust on top,"
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"I think she's just crying because of the tear gas."
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"your neighborhood deserves better,"
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"you or that pan of hot corn."
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"You're my favorite daughter-in-law now."
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"That means Russ has two things I don't..."
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"Or consider the bonobo,"
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"Kimmy, that's the only thing you've ever said"
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"Titus has been sitting here for quite some time."
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""Ooh, look at what a great male Kimmy that is,"
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"The "bonorcaphant" protects us from men."
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"'cause once, I stabbed my boss at SeaWorld."
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"♪ It's a miracle ♪"
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"♪ They alive, damn it ♪"
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"That would be a Boscov's, ma'am."
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"and that you'll be joining us this afternoon."
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"No, Dad and I are gonna have tea at the American Boy store."
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"What do you want, Kimmy?"
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"Yeah, that's the plan."
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"Ever think that maybe the problem isn't that you're a woman?"
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"♪ Your food ♪"
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"There's little Flash."
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"I'm sorry, Duke, but I can't give you the recipe,"
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"Oh, God."
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"That's profiling."
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"Nice to see you again, Kimmy."
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"I am loving this."
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"I'm just building a... a, um, pie."
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"Ohh..."
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"Let it out, girl!"
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"And you know a lot about watches."
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"Titus, are you okay?"
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"Well, I'm not giving up."
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"The bonobo, genetically our closest relative..."
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"because they saw you crying."
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"That cats are just baby dogs?"
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"Yeah."
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"Jacqueline."
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"Stouffer's French Bread Salad."
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"Sir, uh, Chalker is crying."
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"Oh, of course!"
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"but we have reason to believe that Chalker is dangerous."
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"I've been taking a supplement for years."
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"My next cult is gonna be all women."
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"♪ They alive, damn it ♪"
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"Easy."
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"This doesn't work in reverse."
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