Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Modern Family - Fizbo (S01E01)

"[Car Door Closes]"
Modern Family
"Mind if I come in?"
Modern Family
"Sure. [Chuckling]"
Modern Family
"Come here."
Modern Family
"Why you bounce so sad? I told all my jokes."
Modern Family
"It turns out I'm not the funny guy."
Modern Family
"The right girl will find you when it's time,"
Modern Family
"even though I'm gonna hate losing you to another woman."
Modern Family
"Ay, chiquitín. [Laughs]"
Modern Family
"You see? Right there. You need no tricks."
Modern Family
"Just be the sweet, wonderful little boy that you are."
Modern Family
"Sweet little boy. Got it."
Modern Family
"She won't know what hit her. ¡Vaya para allá!"
Modern Family
"Could not be a worse time, Claire."
Modern Family
"Ha-ha. If you came over here to gloat, I already know it's a dud."
Modern Family
"All right, let's all give Luke a big hand for being so brave."
Modern Family
"This feels so weird. What does it eat?"
Modern Family
"Oh, just little boy brains. [Children Groaning]"
Modern Family
"Well, at least Luke's got nothing to worry about."
Modern Family
"Is there mayo in this? No. You're good."
Modern Family
"So I was thinking that maybe we could go slip away-"
Modern Family
"[Kids] Over here! Me! Me! [Dylan] I love lizards."
Modern Family
"Wow. I totally get that. [Chuckles]"
Modern Family
"obviously okay touching gross stuff."
Modern Family
"[Laughs] They're just talking. You're right."
Modern Family
"Dylan's far too sophisticated to get sucked in..."
Modern Family
"by a single lady with tons of cool tattoos."
Modern Family
"[Chuckles] Hey. I think it peed on me."
Modern Family
"- Oh, no. - No way, Mother Nature."
Modern Family
"I can't believe he does that."
Modern Family
"Hey, what am I missing, guys?"
Modern Family
"Aw, geez, Gloria."
Modern Family
"Jay, look! I go high! Look! Look!"
Modern Family
"Guys, hit the road. Come on. You're family men. Come on. Scat."
Modern Family
"You have nothing to fear but fear itself... and the concrete."
Modern Family
"- But I'm right here, buddy. - Okay, just catch me."
Modern Family
"I am brave. Roller coasters? Love 'em."
Modern Family
"Scary movies? I've seen Ghostbusters, like, seven times."
Modern Family
"I regularly drive through neighborhoods..."
Modern Family
"that have only recently been gentrified."
Modern Family
"So yeah, I'm pretty much not afraid of anything."
Modern Family
"Quit your clownin' around. That's my job. [Chuckles]"
Modern Family
"Never shared that with the fam, so... shh."
Modern Family
"Do have an image to maintain."
Modern Family
"My mother says it's because when I was a kid,"
Modern Family
"I found a dead clown in the woods, but who knows?"
Modern Family
"Hey. Oh. Well, you must be the birthday boy. Wow."
Modern Family
"- Is that you, Uncle Cam? - [Chuckles] No. I'm Fizbo the clown."
Modern Family
"I don't know who this Uncle Cam is, but he sure sounds handsome, doesn't he?"
Modern Family
"It's just Cam. It's just Cam. You all right?"
Modern Family
"Well, join the club."
Modern Family
"Okay. Hey, do you know who that boy is over there?"
Modern Family
"He's so cute and tall."
Modern Family
"Pardon me, miss, but this little doggy needs a new home."
Modern Family
"Oh, thank you. [Chuckles]"
Modern Family
"Thank you, Jay. Oh, by the way, you have something on your shoulder."
Modern Family
"We're done here."
Modern Family
"[Woman] Oh, that's nice."
Modern Family
"So, do you keep these at a zoo or something?"
Modern Family
"I was just messing with you before,"
Modern Family
"- Wow. Cool. - On it."
Modern Family
"- [Tanya] You know, this is one of- - I feel like Britney Spears."
Modern Family
"You kind of do look like Britney Spears."
Modern Family
"[Dylan] Really? I'm just kidding."
Modern Family
"- I think- I think one of your bugs got out. - What? This one?"
Modern Family
"This box thing here- It's on its side."
Modern Family
"- Oh, my God. Where did it go? - Is everything okay?"
Modern Family
"No. I lost a poisonous scorpion, and I need to find it."
Modern Family
"Okay, kids, let's all tuck our pants into our socks."
Modern Family
"Avoid shady, moist places, and let's make a game of looking where we step."
Modern Family
"Is he okay? Can we see him?"
Modern Family
"These things happen, right? No matter how careful you are."
Modern Family
"Hey, look what Grandpa gave me- a crossbow."
Modern Family
"He's gonna show me how to use it. That's what... I'm afraid of."
Modern Family
"[Jay] Come on. Ready?"
Modern Family
"I am, and I know. It's really lame. Everybody hates it."
Modern Family
"No. It's just like, uh, Donna Rigby's party."
Modern Family
"Exactly! Yes! And I have the beads and everything."
Modern Family
"Amazing. This is awesome."
Modern Family
"So... Cam's a clown."
Modern Family
"[Phil] I got you. Yeah."
Modern Family
"I totally got you. [Claire] And there's mine."
Modern Family
"Uninhibited? I was gonna say "embarrassing," but yeah."
Modern Family
"Look at them now. They're the life of the party."
Modern Family
"Uh, you know, I gotta say, for all his craziness,"
Modern Family
"Me too. They're good for us."
Modern Family
"And I would've gotten my butt kicked at a gas station."
Modern Family
"Sorry? Turns out Fizbo is a real bad-ass."
Modern Family
"- [Screaming] Scorpion! Scorpion! Scorpion! - [Children Screaming]"
Modern Family
"Scorpion! [Screaming Continues]"
Modern Family
"No, no. Too close. Too close. Too close."
Modern Family
"[Air Hissing] Oh, crap!"
Modern Family
"Manny Delgado is a man of action."
Modern Family
"Sweetie? Luke?"
Modern Family
"What happened, buddy? What happened? What happened, honey?"
Modern Family
"- I slipped on these stupid beads. - Oops."
Modern Family
"Come on. Here we go. Ow!"
Modern Family
"How is he?"
Modern Family
"Oh, he's gonna be fine. Ay, Dios mío."
Modern Family
"[Jay] Hi, honey. How are you, kid?"
Modern Family
"[Claire] Oh, there he is. [Gloria] Pobrecito."
Modern Family
"Wow. Everybody's here."
Modern Family
"Of course we are. How's that busted flipper?"
Modern Family
"Okay. Sorry about today, buddy. We'll try again next year, huh?"
Modern Family
"Are you kidding? This was the best birthday ever."
Modern Family
"What? I got a cast."
Modern Family
"You like a cast? I've always wanted one."
Modern Family
"[Phil] If you'd asked me before the party..."
Modern Family
"Probably? Prob- Definite- Definitely not. Would not want that."
Modern Family
"But, one way or another,"
Modern Family
"Fizbo delivery! I brought the cake!"
Modern Family
"[Gloria] Bravo!"
Modern Family
"[Inhales] Oh, God. I'm out."
Modern Family
"[Breathing Heavily]"
Modern Family
"Cake. [All Chattering]"
Modern Family
"Bianca Douglas called me three times tonight."
Modern Family
"I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm starting to feel smothered."
Modern Family
"I really like my cast, but it's starting to itch."
Modern Family
"Good thing my mom made me this personal scratcher."
Modern Family
"If another woman is messing with your man,"
Modern Family
Show more clips