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Clips from Fargo - Eating the Blame (S01E01)

""I, Lester Nygaard..." You're gonna say it."
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"Louder! I, Lester Nygaard..."
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"That's not true."
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"No, I didn't. Okay, then who was it?"
Fargo
"What? Who? What guy?"
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"Just give me a damn ride! (GROANS)"
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"(GROANS)"
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"Oh, jeez! Thanks."
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"(KNOCK ON DOOR)"
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"No."
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"(SNIFFLES)"
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"(CHIRPING CONTINUES)"
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"(WOMAN SCREAMING)"
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"Dad, what's happening?"
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"Remember, God is watching. (LINE CLICKS)"
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"Well, then, they're working. Right?"
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"(GRUNTING)"
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"(WOMAN SCREAMS)"
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"Yeah, sorry."
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"Well... they let him go. Malvo."
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"and he stopped and he looked at me real funny."
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"And then he said, like, a riddle."
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"And in the woods, in the jungle, everything's green."
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"Predators."
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"MAN: So you think this is the one who killed"
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"all those people over in Bemidji?"
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"Could be."
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"Just... leave poor Lester alone, will you?"
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"Found this on my windshield last week."
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"You got bronzer on your blackmail note."
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"30 milligrams."
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"It's basically speed."
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"(STAVROS SCREAMING)"
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"It's like a nightmare."
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"I told you, I know a guy."
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"You know a guy. A guy."
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"Better be some guy, Stavros."
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"Gave up? What did we have?"
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"What?"
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"Out of gas."
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"You bought gas."
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"Five dollars. It was all I had."
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"HELENA: Idiot, the boy's gonna freeze."
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"We can't stay here."
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"I know."
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"I'll think of something. Think of what?"
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"Gasoline? Yeah, from your brain into the..."
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"Will you shut up? I gotta think."
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"(VEHICLE APPROACHING)"
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"Oh, hey!"
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"Here! Here!"
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"(CHUCKLES)"
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"Hey! Here! Here!"
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"Wait, wait, wait, wait. Slow down."
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"(PANTING)"
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"Lord, let me get through this."
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"Let us prosper even in the smallest of ways..."
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"and I will be your humble servant for the rest of my days."
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"(GROANS)"
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"Oh, God, my God."
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"I can't believe he wouldn't stop."
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"Who doesn't stop for a baby in a car?"
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"We're gonna freeze to death"
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"because a man that hasn't showered since the '70s"
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"God is real."
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"PLUMBER: You know..."
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"(EXHALES)"
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"there's nothing here."
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"No wildlife in your pipes. Water heater's clean."
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"It's not like a Band-Aid fell out."
Fargo
"Whoa. Like in a horror film, huh?"
Fargo
"Sounds like a bad day. (EXHALES)"
Fargo
"Did you see any signs of tampering?"
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"Yeah."
Fargo
"Screws loosened recently or... holes where blood could've been injected."
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"You know, I, uh... I seen your commercials on TV."
Fargo
"You got any, like, gift certificates? The wife, she, uh..."
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"Get the hell outta here."
Fargo
"Sure. Okay."
Fargo
"Uh, say... you ever read the Bible?"
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"What?"
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"The Bible... (CLEARS THROAT)"
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"you know, the big book?"
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"All that blood made me think of it."
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"You know, Moses and the like."
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""And God sent a plague of blood upon the land.""
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"Better get right with the Lord."
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"You know what I'm... STAVROS: What did you say?"
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"(STAMMERING)"
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"Nothing."
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"No... What did you say to me?"
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"Say it again! Boss, let him go."
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"What did you say?"
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"Boss, he's just a damn plumber. Let him go!"
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"(CHOKING)"
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"He's crazy."
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"FEMALE DISPATCH: Car 39, this is dispatch. Come in."
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"Yeah. Hold your horses."
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"murdered canine at 1301 Bird Lane. Over."
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"Is that a... Can you call it a murder if it's a..."
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"Anyhoo, that's animal control's purview."
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"Jeez. Come on, that guy is always sick."
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"What's he got, the cancer? Over."
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"Yeah, leukemia. Over."
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"Jeez. That is... That's awful. Okay."
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"Oh, jeez."
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"It's him."
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"It's him."
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"Freeze! Don't..."
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"Put your hands where I can see... where I can see 'em."
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"I'm just on a call."
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"Drop it."
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"Yeah, just as soon as I finish."
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"This is Duluth."
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"Package requested, Frank Peterson."
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"Put it down."
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"It's a new phone. Now!"
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"Okay."
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"turn around and put your hands on your head."
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