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Clips from Seinfeld - The Label Maker (S06E06)

TV Series 1989 –1998 Season 6, Episode 12 22 min ★ 8.8/10 (390,457 ratings) 441 clips
Comedy
Fans will be so in love with a player...
"Fans will be so in love with a player..."
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- ... getting rid of Super Bowl tickets. - I'm telling you, skip the wedding.
"- ... getting rid of Super Bowl tickets. - I'm telling you, skip the wedding."
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Plus, she'd ask about the sleeping arrangements.
"Plus, she'd ask about the sleeping arrangements."
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I haven't even seen her apartment yet. Tomorrow night's the first night.
"I haven't even seen her apartment yet. Tomorrow night's the first night."
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- The dentist? - Is he mad at you for crashing...
"- The dentist? - Is he mad at you for crashing..."
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- Hi, Tim. - Hey, Jerry.
"- Hi, Tim. - Hey, Jerry."
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Hey, how'd you like to go to the Super Bowl?
"Hey, how'd you like to go to the Super Bowl?"
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Well, label me thankful.
"Well, label me thankful."
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Yeah?
"Yeah?"
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The game of world conquest.
"The game of world conquest."
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Hello, Newman.
"Hello, Newman."
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- Why not leave it at Newman's? - I wanted to. He won't let me.
"- Why not leave it at Newman's? - I wanted to. He won't let me."
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Jerry, Newman and I are engaged in an epic struggle for world domination.
"Jerry, Newman and I are engaged in an epic struggle for world domination."
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- Oh, is that a label maker? - Yes, it is. I got it as a gift.
"- Oh, is that a label maker? - Yes, it is. I got it as a gift."
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No. My Tim Whatley?
"No. My Tim Whatley?"
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He recycled this gift.
"He recycled this gift."
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- He repeated the name of the gift? - Yeah. So?
"- He repeated the name of the gift? - Yeah. So?"
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Oh, tube socks.
"Oh, tube socks."
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I guess I'll just get invited up to his apartment...
"I guess I'll just get invited up to his apartment..."
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He did some dental work for me and didn't charge.
"He did some dental work for me and didn't charge."
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I love it. This is fantastic.
"I love it. This is fantastic."
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A fan?
"A fan?"
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This is George.
"This is George."
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- Nice to meet you. - This is Scott, my roommate.
"- Nice to meet you. - This is Scott, my roommate."
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- Hey. - Here. Check out this view.
"- Hey. - Here. Check out this view."
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I'm sure I will.
"I'm sure I will."
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- So he's an eligible receiver. - Right.
"- So he's an eligible receiver. - Right."
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They just put them in the same cage.
"They just put them in the same cage."
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- Who is in the better position? - Not you.
"- Who is in the better position? - Not you."
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This bizarre Harrad Experiment must end.
"This bizarre Harrad Experiment must end."
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I gotta find a way to work this out. I love that apartment.
"I gotta find a way to work this out. I love that apartment."
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You would drape yourself in velvet.
"You would drape yourself in velvet."
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- I've said that before? - Many times.
"- I've said that before? - Many times."
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You love velvet. You wanna live in velvet.
"You love velvet. You wanna live in velvet."
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Guess what.
"Guess what."
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Don't you see what's going on?
"Don't you see what's going on?"
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Oh, maybe he's got no hot water.
"Oh, maybe he's got no hot water."
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And you know who's gonna suffer? The little people.
"And you know who's gonna suffer? The little people."
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You and George.
"You and George."
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- Are you through? - All right. Fine.
"- Are you through? - All right. Fine."
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They got in a big argument and... it's over.
"They got in a big argument and... it's over."
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I can't call Tim and ask for the tickets back.
"I can't call Tim and ask for the tickets back."
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He's gotta give you a grace period.
"He's gotta give you a grace period."
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There's no grace period.
"There's no grace period."
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...why can't you de-gift?
"...why can't you de-gift?"
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Hey, remember those tickets I gave you?
"Hey, remember those tickets I gave you?"
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He already made plans. He can't change them.
"He already made plans. He can't change them."
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- He can do what he wants with them. - Thanks.
"- He can do what he wants with them. - Thanks."
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- I'm heading over to Bonnie's. - What about the roommate?
"- I'm heading over to Bonnie's. - What about the roommate?"
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The pickle breath is a good start.
"The pickle breath is a good start."
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Hello, Jerry. May I come in?
"Hello, Jerry. May I come in?"
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I won't let you cheat. You're not getting near that board.
"I won't let you cheat. You're not getting near that board."
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Jerry, I'm a little insulted.
"Jerry, I'm a little insulted."
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I don't know. Watch it on TV, I guess. Why?
"I don't know. Watch it on TV, I guess. Why?"
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- What's his name? - Tim Whatley.
"- What's his name? - Tim Whatley."
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Newman.
"Newman."
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George.
"George."
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...or are you just letting it flap in the breeze?
"...or are you just letting it flap in the breeze?"
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Is there any rubbing, touching, finger manipulation on the other person?
"Is there any rubbing, touching, finger manipulation on the other person?"
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What's the outfit? I mean, are you dressing up, or is it come as you are?
"What's the outfit? I mean, are you dressing up, or is it come as you are?"
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A grown woman with a male roommate.
"A grown woman with a male roommate."
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- How you doing? - I'm good.
"- How you doing? - I'm good."
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Aren't you gonna invite me upstairs?
"Aren't you gonna invite me upstairs?"
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We'll see.
"We'll see."
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Who goes anywhere with Newman?
"Who goes anywhere with Newman?"
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What's this plant for?
"What's this plant for?"
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Oh, I had a little tiff with Bonnie about the roommate.
"Oh, I had a little tiff with Bonnie about the roommate."
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Hey. Guess what.
"Hey. Guess what."
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Wait a minute. That's my ticket. You didn't wanna go.
"Wait a minute. That's my ticket. You didn't wanna go."
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Of course he's gonna try and get you alone for the weekend.
"Of course he's gonna try and get you alone for the weekend."
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- Hey. - Hey.
"- Hey. - Hey."
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Get him.
"Get him."
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- Downtown? - Right downtown.
"- Downtown? - Right downtown."
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No...
"No..."
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She rearranged her whole life for you.
"She rearranged her whole life for you."
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Yeah, I guess she did.
"Yeah, I guess she did."
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That's a lot of pressure.
"That's a lot of pressure."
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- He was shouldering. - I couldn't leave well enough alone.
"- He was shouldering. - I couldn't leave well enough alone."
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I gotta go help tape up all his boxes and get them ready for shipping.
"I gotta go help tape up all his boxes and get them ready for shipping."
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Well, here. Take Whatley's label maker.
"Well, here. Take Whatley's label maker."
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Too bad about that Super Bowl ticket, huh, Newman?
"Too bad about that Super Bowl ticket, huh, Newman?"
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...don't suddenly get lost in the mail...
"...don't suddenly get lost in the mail..."
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- All right, I'll see you later. - Oh, hey, Jerry.
"- All right, I'll see you later. - Oh, hey, Jerry."
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They're towing my car.
"They're towing my car."
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- So I guess I'll see you at the game. - Yeah, see you there.
"- So I guess I'll see you at the game. - Yeah, see you there."
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Is this a label maker?
"Is this a label maker?"
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But the table, the stereo, the VCR- The velvet couch. Where's the velvet?
"But the table, the stereo, the VCR- The velvet couch. Where's the velvet?"
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...and I've left you teetering on the brink of complete annihilation?
"...and I've left you teetering on the brink of complete annihilation?"
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I'm not beaten yet. I still have armies in the Ukraine.
"I'm not beaten yet. I still have armies in the Ukraine."
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- Elaine, hi. - Don't worry, Tim.
"- Elaine, hi. - Don't worry, Tim."
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I just came by to pick up my label maker.
"I just came by to pick up my label maker."
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...F. Seat four.
"...F. Seat four."
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Tim couldn't make it. He's in love.
"Tim couldn't make it. He's in love."
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I know you wanted to watch the Super Bowl.
"I know you wanted to watch the Super Bowl."
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I just had a pretty wild idea.
"I just had a pretty wild idea."
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I believe it's ménage à trois?
"I believe it's ménage à trois?"
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George is into it.
"George is into it."
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Oh, really?
"Oh, really?"
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First Kramer almost beats me at Risk, but I narrowly escape...
"First Kramer almost beats me at Risk, but I narrowly escape..."
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...and then Tim Whatley gives me this Super Bowl ticket.
"...and then Tim Whatley gives me this Super Bowl ticket."
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Can you move over at all?
"Can you move over at all?"
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And then- Then, just as I'm about to go...
"And then- Then, just as I'm about to go..."
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I got this great mini TV and a VCR.
"I got this great mini TV and a VCR."
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- It's unbelievable. - An inch.
"- It's unbelievable. - An inch."
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Loyalty to one sports team is pretty hard to justify...
"Loyalty to one sports team is pretty hard to justify..."
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You're actually rooting for the clothes when you get right down to it.
"You're actually rooting for the clothes when you get right down to it."
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I mean, you are standing and cheering and yelling...
"I mean, you are standing and cheering and yelling..."
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...for your clothes to beat the clothes from another city.
"...for your clothes to beat the clothes from another city."
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Boo.
"Boo."
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Different shirt.
"Different shirt."
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Boo.
"Boo."
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- No. - I can't believe I'm having trouble...
"- No. - I can't believe I'm having trouble..."
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- Go to the game. - I can't.
"- Go to the game. - I can't."
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The Drake put me in the wedding party.
"The Drake put me in the wedding party."
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Well, who schedules his wedding on Super Bowl Sunday?
"Well, who schedules his wedding on Super Bowl Sunday?"
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- Maybe he didn't know. - Let me see.
"- Maybe he didn't know. - Let me see."
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Row F.
"Row F."
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In front of the G's. Hobnobbing with the D's and E's.
"In front of the G's. Hobnobbing with the D's and E's."
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Well, wish I could help you.
"Well, wish I could help you."
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Come on, take them. You could take Bonnie.
"Come on, take them. You could take Bonnie."
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