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Clips from Bob's Burgers - An Indecent Thanksgiving Proposal (S03E03)

"This house was originally built"
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"Oh, I bet there are actual skeletons in these closets."
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"Awesome!"
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"So, Mr. Fisch..."
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"Huh, I thought the kitchen would be more, uh, mansion-y."
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"Right, right. Got to get my sex face on."
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"Well, Lin, this might not be so bad, right?"
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"My hair!"
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"Now I got to go redo it. Great. Fine."
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"Guess I'll just be here, alone."
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"With uh... with the turkey."
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"My name's Lance."
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"Sorry. With Lance."
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"Pretty great."
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"Oh, there are my little Fischies."
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"Thanks for the new outfits."
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"Sometimes you need a make-under."
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"Now, our job tonight"
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"is to fool the woman of my dreams"
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"into believing that we are a loving,"
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"Romantic."
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"for convincing performances as Fischoeder children."
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"The one with the most tickets at the end of the evening"
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"can claim a gift from my prize room."
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"The only prize I need is your love, father."
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"And we're off and running."
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"And just like every happy family,"
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"we now have a commissioned painng otius,"
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"holding the family crest"
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"covered in ten schlongs,"
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"which of course is German for "snakes.""
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"Oh-ho-ho."
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"She's here! Oh, God."
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"Ooh, I'm so nervous. Places, people! Places!"
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"You ready for the oven?"
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"I know it's not the same, but it can still be fun."
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"Why don't you take a sip"
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"of that over there, Bob?"
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"That?"
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"It's, uh, absinthe."
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"Doesn't this make you hallucinate?"
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"This can't be that bad."
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"Whoa. Weird."
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"What?"
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"I get scared."
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"Here's the light."
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"Shelby, may I present my wife, Linda."
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"Oh, I like that name, Linda."
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"And I'm Linda."
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"Moving right along, these are my children,"
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"Any ex-lover of my father's is a friend of mine."
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"What unusual children."
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"She took my sperm and ran with it."
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"Because I'm his..."
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"Thank you, Linda. Say, do you kids like bullets?"
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"Calvin, you kept"
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"for me all these years, were you?"
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"Oh, of course not, I was just holding it for you. You can have it back."
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"Cock away."
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"That trick's called the "Reverse Cowgirl.""
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"Not till you're 18."
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"If you teach me to shoot,"
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"And I can teach you to make burgers,"
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"like in our restau..."
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"Eh, eh! What is she talking about?"
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"All this talk about shooting is making me thirsty."
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"Why don't we pull the trigger on a glass of wine?"
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"Ha-ha. I'm funny."
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"I'm his funny wife."
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"Being a family man suits you, Calvin."
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"Hmm. You look better than I remember."
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"You must be dehydrated from being so wonderful."
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"Take it down a notch or two."
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"Hey, Dad, remember when we did that thing"
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"Um, hello, I'm your chef."
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"I'm gonna go tackle the turkey."
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"Tackle away."
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"Tackle the turkey."
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"Oh! That was a great shot."
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"Uh, no, I'm gonna go back to the kitchen now."
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"So, uh, here I go."
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"Back to the kitchen."
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"Buddy, football time."
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"Let the traditions begin."
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"Let's make this quick."
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"All right, I got the ball on the one yard line"
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"Hut, hut, hut, hike!"
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"Great game, Dad, hit the showers."
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"But we barely played."
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"I don't have time to explain this to the help."
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"Fine, just send Tina in."
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"and one for Bob."
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"There's my girl!"
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"Okay, time to break the wishbone, right?"
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"Oh, crap, it's still in the turkey."
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"Well, maybe we can just pull it out a little early."
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"Ow! Oh, my God, that's hot!"
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"Got some skin!"
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"Um, okay."
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"Great, you won! Yay."
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"What'd you wish for, more wish-skins?"
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"More tickets."
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"Oh. So you're gonna leave?"
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"I'll send Louise in."
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"Oh, great, I guess I did all this for nothing. Ugh!"
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"I love you."
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"Well, it's almost 8:00, so I'll do my toast,"
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"and the Belcher Thanksgiving will be back on track."
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"I "yam" what I "yam.""
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"And what I "yam" is the luckiest man in the world."
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"Yeah!"
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"Was that a great toast or what?"
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"Aw..."
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"Family!"
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"Lance, you're big."
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"This is weird, right?"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Oh, Fischoeder Dad, you are hilarious!"
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"They're not coming, Bob."
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"Yeah, I know, Lance."
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