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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Det. Dave Majors (S02E02)

"to say a-da-za you."
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"Why doesn't your mouth work?"
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"Why doesn't your mouth work? Title of our sex tape."
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"- What? - Your sex tape."
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"What? No."
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"Look, here's what I wanted to say."
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"The trash cans, the van, the jumpsuit,"
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"they all say "Johnny's Janitorial.""
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"They cased each location as cleaners."
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"No wonder the van was so spotless."
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"All right."
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"I mean, but, you know, it's not totally done yet."
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"Tons of paperwork, and a case is never truly done"
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"until the trial is complete"
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"Why the long face?"
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"to ask out a girl?"
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"You're a good cop."
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"I'm not a good cop. I'm an amazing cop."
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"And I'll never forgive myself."
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"Has she done the double tuck yet?"
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"When Amy really likes a guy,"
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"behind both ears at the same time."
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"Well, I can never unsee that,"
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"but no, she has not done that yet."
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"Get in there and bust up her date."
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"Show her you care."
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"Ruin her night."
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"You really have a unique take on love."
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"Blowing your stupid mind."
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"We did the rest of the files for you."
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"Now there's time for dinner and a movie."
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"And none of that "on demand" crap."
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"Tonight I'm gonna fall asleep in a real movie theater."
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"Yeah, that's how we do it in the Nine-Nine."
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"We got each others' backs."
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"Damn right."
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"Charles, make your own point."
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"Don't just pile onto mine."
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"You left your cell phone on your desk,"
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"and I assumed you were dead."
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"Mm, I would clearly be buried with my phone."
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"Sir, these guys already digitized all my files for me."
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"- Isn't that amazing? - What?"
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"Why did you snatch up Sergeant Jeffords' task?"
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"Jeffords, you can stay here and digitize"
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"I expect it done by the morning."
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"Now I have to re-cancel on Sharon."
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"If I worked at Copperhead, I'd be home by now"
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"like my boy, Scrooge McDuck."
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"Ahh!"
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"Look, just ask Milo the bartender, all right?"
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"I don't know no Milo."
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"The bartenders also change their names every night."
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"Pooper."
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"Plorp."
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"Nooorse."
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"So what happened at breakfast with Gary?"
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"Eat it, Gary."
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"I gave him back all his swag,"
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"except the puffy vest, which I, uh, lost."
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"I'm staying at the Nine-Nine!"
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"Really?"
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"So you're done trying to push him out, Yoko?"
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"Whoa, don't give Captain Holt a hard time."
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"I don't know what you're talking about."
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"You're an adult, and you came to your own decision."
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"Look at me. I can't keep a straight face."
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"I played you like a fiddle."
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"Yeah, you did."
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"Digitizing those old files reminded me"
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"What's best for my family is that they grow up with a dad"
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"Thank you, Captain."
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"Terry's back!"
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"Hey, buddy, sorry I'm late."
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"I had to get this dumb medal from the commissioner"
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"I had a pretty crazy morning myself."
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"Jake, your taquitos exploded in the toaster oven."
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"Thanks, Rosa. 10-4. Copy that."
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"So how did it go with Santiago?"
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"Actually, she wasn't into it."
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"Swing and a miss."
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"You're kidding."
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"Yeah, it was really weird."
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"I've never been turned down before,"
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"so unexpected."
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"Okay."
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"So... Blotter Dynamite struck out, huh?"
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"What does it mean, and why did she double tuck?"
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"And how come she turned him down?"
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"Yeah, I should ask her myself."
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"Hey, you just missed Majors."
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"I've got to say, he was looking a little bit rough,"
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"almost like he was up all night crying or something."
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"Well, I thought we were getting a drink"
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"But apparently, he thought it was a date."
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"because he's so muscular and in command of his finances?"
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"I don't date cops."
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"Yeah, actually, that's funny. I have the same rule."
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"No more cops."
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"If you break up with them,"
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"you can always send them to jail forever."
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"- Mm-hmm. - So..."
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"Hey, I got an email from the commissioner's office"
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"You got me with my thing."
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"- Mm-hmm. - Great."
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"Oh!"
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"Rosa is the one wearing pink."
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"Sir, with all due respect, I'm the obvious choice."
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"I was about to start chanting, "Vote for Jake.""
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"Let's do it anyway."
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"Gary Shaw has attempted to pry me away"
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"Well, actually, I'm not here for you."
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"Thank you, Captain."
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"This is Santiago."
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"Perp always wore these weird masks"
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"No."
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"That is so awesome."
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"Nice."
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"Hey, listen, I'm a member of this invite-only speakeasy"
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"Milo makes you a drink he knows you'll love,"
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