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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Synchronized Swimming (S02E02)

"Let's get this swim going!"
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"And five, six, seven, eight..."
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"Aah! Anthrax!"
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"Phillip, what is going on here?"
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"It's-it's just talcum powder. Carry on."
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"You're a fantastic mother."
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"You always do the right thing."
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"Go. Get out of my coffee."
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"Doody! Doody!"
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"Everyone out of the pool."
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"- Nice move. - What's a Caddyshack?"
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"Wow. Looks like a candy bar. Thank you."
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"Sorry, folks, we got to drain it."
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"We will... do this in the empty pool."
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"Are you insane?"
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"We're dying here."
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"Here comes the baby."
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"Push... and push."
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"Oh, oh, it's crowning. It's crowning."
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"Well, the school board killed independent study."
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"Another Frond innovation in the crapper."
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"I guess, technically, you passed."
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"So no summer school?"
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"- Whatever. - Whoo-hoo. Yes. Whoo-hoo."
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"I got to go knit this out."
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"But I'll never quit being your mommy."
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"You saved our asses."
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"with some soft serve!"
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"You Scream, We All Scream for Yogurt."
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"Good, 'cause we're getting chili."
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"Ignore it?"
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"Aw. My little grand-doody."
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"into Crowning Otter."
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"Your youngest child is nine."
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"I like it."
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"- Ugh. - Ugh."
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"Hey, Mom, when you're done polishing your pelvic floor,"
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"but a drawing of a robot."
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"Who's better at math than a robot?"
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"They're made of math."
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"Ah, this... remind me how it ends."
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"Buddy dies, poor doggie."
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"Write it down. Write it down."
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"At least he saw the rainbow."
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"I could read it, but I retain it better when Mom tells it to me."
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"Lin, we've talked about this a thousand times."
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"I'm not. I'm helping them."
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"Is your mother helping you do your homework?"
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"But Mom's been logging her dreams"
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"in my dream journal for English class."
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"Oh, last night, I dreamt"
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"I was breast-feeding Gene again,"
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"Oh, it was freaky."
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"That could be our next Christmas card."
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"I got a soft serve machine."
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"You just need to believe in yourself."
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"This thing is going to be a gold mine."
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"- Oh, ugh, nasty. - Give it here, give it here, give it here."
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"Don't throw it out. No, no, I wouldn't eat that."
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"Give it to me."
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"Ho-oh-oh."
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"Wow, that is something there."
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"As your first customer, I can tell you,"
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"you don't change a thing, you know."
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"What? I won't eat anything. I'm pretty discerning."
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"Don't feed a guy a sponge, Bobby."
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"We brought it from home."
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"See you in P.E. class."
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"- So am I. - Me, too."
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"I'm not open! I'm not open!"
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"I hate Ms. Schroeder's dumb rules."
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"And I told you, I have a raging staph infection under here."
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"You want to play dodgeball in the hospital?"
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"I don't want to go to P.E. anymore."
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"Me, neither."
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"Let's swing by Mr. Frond's office."
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"He's highly suggestible."
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"You guys, when I'm in P.E. class,"
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"I feel like I'm not living up"
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"to society's warped image of fitness."
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"I feel like I'm not being valued as a woman."
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"Me, neither."
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"I need guidance and counseling."
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"So you're feeling a little P.O.'d about P.E., huh?"
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"But physical education is a state requirement."
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"But, what if, I don't know, instead of class,"
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"we did an independent..."
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"study in something"
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"I don't know, that the school doesn't offer."
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"Sounds like something I'd come up with."
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"So, what would you do for your independent study?"
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"Uh, swimming?"
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"Synchronized swimming. No, she doesn't mean"
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"I love synchronized swimming."
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"Great. All right, so, uh..."
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"We definitely know an adult."
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"Tina, synchronized swimming?"
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"That is the most random sport in the world."
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"And brush and brush and brush and spit."
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"Good."
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"We just got out of P.E. for the rest of the year, my friends."
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"Yeah, who needs it?"
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"Here, let me try."
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"Just let me do the demonstration, all right?"
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"So the ice cream goes on the inside of the cone always?"
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"It goes... yes."
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"We get it. Move on."
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"Oh, my God. I have a question."
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"Why are you telling us this?"
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"You guys are going to be running this thing."
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"Oh."
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"I now pronounce you Team Soft Serve."
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"I made a soft serve this morning, so I should be captain."
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"Kids, time for school."
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"Here, I washed your gym clothes."
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"We don't need gym clothes anymore."
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"What, are we going to run laps naked?"
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"Oh, and Gene, here's your Navajo warrior mask"
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"for your history class. Wow, Mom, great job."
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"I've been wearing it all morning. I love it."
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