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Clips from Superman

Video Games 1978 ★ 4.6/10 (22 ratings) 1,273 clips
Short Comedy

Credits

In the decade of the 1930s, even the great city of Metropolis...
"In the decade of the 1930s, even the great city of Metropolis..."
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a great metropolitan newspaper, whose reputation for clarity and truth...
"a great metropolitan newspaper, whose reputation for clarity and truth..."
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the specific charges listed herein against the individuals...
"the specific charges listed herein against the individuals..."
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charged with maintaining the defense of the planet Krypton itself.
"charged with maintaining the defense of the planet Krypton itself."
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Chief architect of this intended revolution...
"Chief architect of this intended revolution..."
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with himself as absolute ruler.
"with himself as absolute ruler."
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and you alone will be held responsible by me.
"and you alone will be held responsible by me."
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No matter that it takes an eternity, you will bow down before me!
"No matter that it takes an eternity, you will bow down before me!"
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your heirs!
"your heirs!"
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Be warned, Jor-El.
"Be warned, Jor-El."
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The council has already evaluated this outlandish theory of yours.
"The council has already evaluated this outlandish theory of yours."
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This madness is yours.
"This madness is yours."
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Any attempt by you to create a climate of fear and panic among the populace...
"Any attempt by you to create a climate of fear and panic among the populace..."
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Will you abide by the council's decision?
"Will you abide by the council's decision?"
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It's the only answer, Lara.
"It's the only answer, Lara."
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They're primitives, thousands of years behind us.
"They're primitives, thousands of years behind us."
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You will travel far, my little Kal-El.
"You will travel far, my little Kal-El."
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all this and more...
"all this and more..."
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I bequeath you, my son.
"I bequeath you, my son."
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You will carry me inside you all the days of your life.
"You will carry me inside you all the days of your life."
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The son becomes the father, and the father the son.
"The son becomes the father, and the father the son."
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This is all I...
"This is all I..."
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Now, wouldn't that beat all get-out?
"Now, wouldn't that beat all get-out?"
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Pa...
"Pa..."
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Honey, will you hand me that rag up there?
"Honey, will you hand me that rag up there?"
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He hasn't got any. Not around here, anyway.
"He hasn't got any. Not around here, anyway."
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Got to beat Mount Vernon High!
"Got to beat Mount Vernon High!"
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Would you like to come?
"Would you like to come?"
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What are you talking about? I just finished stacking all the...
"What are you talking about? I just finished stacking all the..."
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All right.
"All right."
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Bye, Clark. See you tomorrow. Bye-bye.
"Bye, Clark. See you tomorrow. Bye-bye."
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How come he's here?
"How come he's here?"
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How'd you get here so fast?
"How'd you get here so fast?"
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- Yeah, I know I shouldn't. - Yeah, I know...
"- Yeah, I know I shouldn't. - Yeah, I know..."
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I mean, is it showing off if somebody's doing...
"I mean, is it showing off if somebody's doing..."
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No. No, now you listen to me.
"No. No, now you listen to me."
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Huh?
"Huh?"
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Come on. Move. Move. Yeah, go, go, go. Come on, run.
"Come on. Move. Move. Yeah, go, go, go. Come on, run."
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Dad.
"Dad."
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All those things I can do...
"All those things I can do..."
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We both knew it...
"We both knew it..."
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I know, son.
"I know, son."
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you do not remember me.
"you do not remember me."
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Here in this...
"Here in this..."
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we shall try to find the answers together.
"we shall try to find the answers together."
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So, my son...
"So, my son..."
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only some of which you have as yet discovered.
"only some of which you have as yet discovered."
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In this next year, we shall examine the human heart.
"In this next year, we shall examine the human heart."
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For the past two years...
"For the past two years..."
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and their basis in actual fact.
"and their basis in actual fact."
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is embedded in the crystals which I have sent along with you.
"is embedded in the crystals which I have sent along with you."
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Study them well, my son...
"Study them well, my son..."
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twelve of your years will have passed.
"twelve of your years will have passed."
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It is now time for you to rejoin your new world...
"It is now time for you to rejoin your new world..."
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Live as one of them, Kal-El...
"Live as one of them, Kal-El..."
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They can be a great people, Kal-El. They wish to be.
"They can be a great people, Kal-El. They wish to be."
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They only lack the light to show the way.
"They only lack the light to show the way."
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my only son.
"my only son."
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Golly, how come you get all the great stories?
"Golly, how come you get all the great stories?"
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Here's that story on the East Side murder.
"Here's that story on the East Side murder."
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I see it as a banner headline, front page, maybe my picture...
"I see it as a banner headline, front page, maybe my picture..."
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There's only one P in rapist. Lois Lane, say hello to Clark Kent.
"There's only one P in rapist. Lois Lane, say hello to Clark Kent."
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Remember my exposé on the sex and drug orgies...
"Remember my exposé on the sex and drug orgies..."
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So does a lady wrestler with a foreign accent.
"So does a lady wrestler with a foreign accent."
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We get psychologists, sociologists...
"We get psychologists, sociologists..."
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- Right, sugar. - ...while the crocuses bloom.
"- Right, sugar. - ...while the crocuses bloom."
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- That's great. - Excuse me. I'm sorry.
"- That's great. - Excuse me. I'm sorry."
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I was wondering if perhaps you could arrange for half my salary...
"I was wondering if perhaps you could arrange for half my salary..."
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Not really, no.
"Not really, no."
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Yeah, right here. There are some papers in a pile...
"Yeah, right here. There are some papers in a pile..."
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- I'm sorry. - Clark.
"- I'm sorry. - Clark."
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It's all right.
"It's all right."
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- That's it. - We're coming.
"- That's it. - We're coming."
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Please don't point that at me, sir.
"Please don't point that at me, sir."
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You know something, buddy? You're right. I'm gonna turn over a new leaf.
"You know something, buddy? You're right. I'm gonna turn over a new leaf."
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Uh-huh.
"Uh-huh."
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Lois, I think maybe you better...
"Lois, I think maybe you better..."
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Lois, what are you doing?
"Lois, what are you doing?"
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Clark! Clark.
"Clark! Clark."
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Golly. I guess I must have fainted.
"Golly. I guess I must have fainted."
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Swell.
"Swell."
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- So, what's happening, partner? - Look what we got.
"- So, what's happening, partner? - Look what we got."
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This is Metropolis 46. We're on foot. Over and out.
"This is Metropolis 46. We're on foot. Over and out."
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Your attention, please.
"Your attention, please."
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The Metropolis Flyer is now ready for departure...
"The Metropolis Flyer is now ready for departure..."
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Okay, Harry. I'll call for backup. Be careful, now.
"Okay, Harry. I'll call for backup. Be careful, now."
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Metropolis Transportation. Buffalo, Syracuse.
"Metropolis Transportation. Buffalo, Syracuse."
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I seen him, and I'm right on him. Lower level, track 22.
"I seen him, and I'm right on him. Lower level, track 22."
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Harry.
"Harry."
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Harry...
"Harry..."
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Sick.
"Sick."
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Sick, when I'm mere days from executing the crime of the century?
"Sick, when I'm mere days from executing the crime of the century?"
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Why? You ask why?
"Why? You ask why?"
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Why is the most brilliantly diabolical leader of our time...
"Why is the most brilliantly diabolical leader of our time..."
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I'm back, Mr. Luthor.
"I'm back, Mr. Luthor."
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You were followed again.
"You were followed again."
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Right.
"Right."
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All the time, land, land, land.
"All the time, land, land, land."
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how I've created this empire.
"how I've created this empire."
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An empire? This?
"An empire? This?"
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Park Avenue address?
"Park Avenue address?"
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- Olsen! - Yeah?
"- Olsen! - Yeah?"
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Get this Loch Ness update right into Composing.
"Get this Loch Ness update right into Composing."
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Yeah? No, that's it, Roth. Put it to bed. Right.
"Yeah? No, that's it, Roth. Put it to bed. Right."
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Look, 9-5 it's a Pulitzer Prize winner. What do you bet?
"Look, 9-5 it's a Pulitzer Prize winner. What do you bet?"
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Hey, nice job on that union scandal, Kent.
"Hey, nice job on that union scandal, Kent."
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Not unless you can fly.
"Not unless you can fly."
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Um...
"Um..."
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Roger, Planet One. You're cleared. Wind, 0-2-0 at 1 -5, gusting.
"Roger, Planet One. You're cleared. Wind, 0-2-0 at 1 -5, gusting."
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I can't hold it! I can't hold it!
"I can't hold it! I can't hold it!"
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Wake up!
"Wake up!"
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Help! Help!
"Help! Help!"
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There's somebody in there!
"There's somebody in there!"
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Come on. Come on, get off the streets. Come on, get back.
"Come on. Come on, get off the streets. Come on, get back."
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Move, let the firemen through.
"Move, let the firemen through."
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Move to the other side of the street.
"Move to the other side of the street."
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- Whoo! - Okay, Bresslaw, move these people out.
"- Whoo! - Okay, Bresslaw, move these people out."
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What the hell's that?
"What the hell's that?"
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You... You've got me?
"You... You've got me?"
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Who's got you?
"Who's got you?"
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