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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Midday Run (S05E05)

"I'll set up the studio."
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"You want to learn to draw?! Pay the man!"
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"All right, all right, all right."
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"It's just telling on kids."
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"It's not telling on kids."
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"It's helping on kids."
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"Well, you aren't helping on me."
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"That's what I call misdemeanors. Cool."
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"Funny words make the job fun. Yeah."
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"She's having surgery today, and I just wanted"
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"to mascot around for her before she went under the knife."
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"They looked into each other's big dumb foam eyes,"
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"we'll be in big trouble."
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"What are you two kids doing outside?"
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"What are you doing, Miss L?"
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"Smoking. Cool."
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"Smoking is not cool, Zeke."
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"Especially when teachers do it. That's cool!"
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"I love this stuff! Don't... Stop saying that, Zeke."
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"We're like best friends, man."
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"No, we're not. No. We're bonding over cigarettes."
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"That's pretty cool. We are not bonding over cigarettes!"
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"Hey, hey, let me get one of those!"
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"I've been dying to try one of them."
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"You two get to class! Come on, throw one in my mouth."
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"Took care of that. Adults get really nervous"
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"when you ask them for cigarettes."
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"you can draw anything."
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"and then the breasts. I don't see you drawing!"
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"Oh, you don't like what you see, huh?"
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"Oh, it's good. No, it's fine."
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"you're ever gonna see in your life."
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"It's super yummy."
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"Tell him! I just wasn't expecting the hair."
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"Even if what you were saying was true,"
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"fair and square, but he wouldn't let me."
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"Probably thought I was gonna poop in it."
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"Just 'cause I used to poop in stuff."
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"Tina, you leave me no choice."
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"Mr. Frond...! No!"
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"He was... um, 'cause I took him, obviously."
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"She never took him. She never took him."
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"Tina, is this true?"
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"It's dead. Oh, I heard that rice thing,"
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"that that's supposed to... I'm very disappointed in you, Tina."
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"Clearly you couldn't handle this responsibility."
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"Now, un-trap your fingers. You say that like it's easy."
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"I heard a rumor that you were disgraced. What?"
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"You're calling from where, ma'am?"
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"The Elegant Doily Retirement Home?"
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"Well, I don't know if your grandson"
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"is still coming to visit... who is he?"
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"Oh, Zeke. I'll see if I can find him for you."
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"Zeke was telling the truth."
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"Hey, uh, guys, listen, I owe you both an apology."
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"Uh-huh."
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"I've let it turn me into a bad hall monitor"
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"and an even worse sister."
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"Yes, you did."
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"I'm sorry."
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"We forgive you. Gene!"
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"We need to help Zeke."
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"Tina, I hate to tell you this,"
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"but that's not Zeke."
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"That gives us seven minutes to spring Zeke."
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"How are we gonna get past Mr. Frond?"
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"Forget Frond... it's Ms. Schnur you've got to worry about."
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"It's okay. I have an idea."
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"I told you, my grandma's about to go under..."
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"Hey, Penny Marshall's outside!"
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"The Penny Marshall?!"
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"Yeah. And she said something"
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"Ms. Schnur, Penny Marshall is not outside."
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"I will never forgive myself!"
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"Out of my way! Ms. Schnur, no!"
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"Come here, get up."
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"Not now. Counsel me! Counsel me!"
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"What's going on?"
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"And go. Damn, Tina."
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"I'm gonna get you."
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"Zeke, come back here!"
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"You naive little wide-eyed candy-dandy fool."
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"I think he used Sea-Monkeys."
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"But I was in Ms. Selbo's office when his grandma called."
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"Anyone can get a friend to pretend to be someone's grandma."
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"There are services that do that."
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"Mr. Frond, we're hall monitors."
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"And Anthony Michael Hall."
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"Okay, a lot of people are Halls."
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"And sometimes even liars tell the truth."
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"I believe Zeke."
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"You do, huh?"
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"Okay, I'll bet you he's lying."
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"And, what the heck, I'll give you your promotion."
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"If you're wrong, Zeke's not suspended."
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"And you have to marry her for citizenship."
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"What happens if Tina loses?"
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"And you turn in your vest."
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"Cool bet, Tina."
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"who does this kind of thing a lot."
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"Terrific."
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"To the nursing home!"
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"We're coming, too."
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"- Yeah! - Great!"
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"W-wait, where's everybody going?"
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"Zeke's grandma?"
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"Is Zeke's grandma here?"
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"Yes."
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"Yep, that is definitely Zeke's grandma."
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"Huh?"
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"Oh, that's strange."
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"There's Zeke's grandma, but I don't see Zeke anywhere."
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"Liars are liars, and people are bad."
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"Are you my surgeon?"
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"I can't believe Zeke's not here."
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"Y'all ready for this?!"
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"You lose!"
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"Whalers in the front!"
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"Where were you?"
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"A me who can draw!"
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