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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - The Overmining (S04E04)

"And, Gina, you can't run that space heater 24/7 anymore."
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"Space heater? Excuse me, this is"
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"a Fornax Radiant Comfort System, and her name is Jacinta."
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"Okay, well, Jacinta's gotta go."
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"- He didn't mean that, darling. - Seriously, turn off"
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"- the space heater. - No."
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"start a battle of the wills with Gina Linetti because"
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"you will emerge from that battle a broken man."
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"Not to brag, but I was name-checked"
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"Oh, my God."
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"Any luck finding the missing backpack?"
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"No, but I did find C.J.'s wallet, badge, and gun"
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"on top of the toilet paper dispenser."
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"I'm assuming he doesn't know they're missing."
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"- Mm. - Why are you helping"
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"this guy, sir? He's the opposite of"
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"everything you stand for. His favorite expression"
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"is "that's gonna leave a mark.""
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"And he doesn't even use it right."
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"Whoo, that soup is good. That's gonna leave a mark."
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"What?"
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"Well, he's not our best, but I won't be part of"
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"any sneaky subterfuge designed to undermine him."
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"You think you're so great just 'cause you always do"
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"what's good and right. Well, I've got news"
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"- for you: ya boring. - You know who else"
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"was called "boring"? Andreas Marggraf."
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"- And you know what he did? - He discovered zinc,"
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"because you've used that one on me before because,"
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"uh, ya boring."
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"Well, if I'm so boring, how come I have a lead?"
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"Come take a look at this. This is security footage"
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"from the day the backpack went missing."
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"11:00 a.m., the bag's over a chair."
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"Now let's fast forward and see what happened to it."
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"♪ You have the right to remain silent ♪"
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"The guy's got good hooks. I mean, right?"
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"to get the backpack, and they just waltzed right in"
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"and took it out of the precinct. Oh, C.J. is in so much trouble."
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"You think that disapproving glare works on me"
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"after all the times I've seen it?"
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"Step it up, find something new, ya boring."
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"Charlie Boyle, innit, love?"
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"Ugh, it's 2:00 a.m.,"
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"and we're working. How can you be so happy?"
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"Because I figured out the secret of surviving the night shift."
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"This little piggy went with him. This little piggy was like..."
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"Stop, just stop and say whatever"
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"- you are saying another way. - I found a 24 hour"
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"foot massage parlor, and it's amazing."
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"It's the best experience you've ever had."
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"You're just like, mmm..."
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"Wouldn't stop making that noise, man."
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"Let me take you, let me show you the greatest"
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"and only pleasure of the night shift."
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"their strong fingers in your toe gaps,"
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"Uh, that's on me,"
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"shouldn't have had my eyes closed."
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"Hey, C.J., you upset"
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"about something, man? Maybe something in your career?"
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"Yeah, I told the brass that I lost the bag"
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"and I screwed up the whole Flaco case,"
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"and you were wrong, it was a biggie."
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"- And whose fault it that, Jake? - Yours."
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"- I know. - Okay, so what happened?"
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"I mean, they couldn't have fired you, right?"
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"That'd be crazy. I mean, they could,"
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"for sure, they had every reason to, but did they?"
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"- Did they fire you? - Worse."
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"- They're pulling my transfer. - What transfer, what now?"
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"and I don't know if you've noticed,"
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"- Completely unqualified, yeah. - It is so cool that you get me."
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"were hiring a head administrator at the Police Academy,"
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"- so I put in for it. - Wait, you wanna"
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"- train other officers? - Well, the nine years"
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"at the academy were some of the best years of my life."
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"- That's a six-month program. - Sure, for a lot of people."
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"Anyway, they said that the job was mine,"
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"and now they're pissed, so it looks like"
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"I'm stuck here forever."
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"Like, what if you single-handedly"
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"figure out who Flaco is and then you take him down."
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"Oh, come on, Jake."
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"I'll just screw it up like I screw up everything else."
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"No, you won't, because I will be there"
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"to help you, but don't worry, you'll still get all the credit."
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"Listen to me, C.J., we're gonna get you the hell out of here."
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"Are you sugarcoating this for me?"
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"I most certainly am not."
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"Whoo, that's gonna leave a mark."
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"Ahh."
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"So, Captain, I've been thinking about this whole"
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"missing backpack thing, and what if we find Flaco"
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"- and take him down? - Oh, are you trying to solve"
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"No, not at all. In fact, I think C.J."
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"should come along. I just realized how important"
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"my duty as a police officer is to me, you know?"
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"The sacred oath I took. Your speech really inspired me."
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"Well, it was one of my better ones."
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"Felt really good as I was saying it."
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"- Yeah. - So what's the plan, son?"
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"Well, Dad, we don't know where Flaco is, but I have"
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"a C.I. who says he's got an agreement with Marco Severino."
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"So you think we should pose as drug dealers looking for"
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"a new heroin supplier and get Severino"
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"to hook us up with Flaco. And you think"
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"- C.J. can handle this mission. - I know he's inexperienced,"
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"but he's a creative guy."
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"I think he'd be great undercover."
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"Okay, muchachos, let's roll up on these muchachos."
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"Great start, and I love your double use of "muchachos.""
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"Hey, it's C.J., by the way."
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"Oooh, that's a nice lam job."
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"This one goes on the blog."
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""What up, bro?" You're laminating"
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"- in here, aren't you? - I'm sorry."
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"I just love it so much."
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"It's okay, I'm used to it. No one listens to me."
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"- I'm a lousy sergeant. - What? No, don't say that."
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"- Why would you say that? - If I tell you something,"
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