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Clips from Desperate Housewives (2004) - Romance (S02E02)

"You heard about the giveaway."
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"Well, I got the cowboy hats right here."
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"Oh, no, that's OK, you don't have to give me anything. Really."
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"Relax. This is a promotional item."
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"There you go."
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"He's great! He gave me a hat! [chuckling]"
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"[chuckling]"
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"Wow."
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"Please tell me you didn't learn that in prison."
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"Yeah, dude."
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"Wait, I'm not done with you yet."
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"What is wrong with you?"
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"You're totally useless after sex."
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"I know. I should probably get my thyroid checked out."
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"Who's Sister Mary Bernard?"
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"Hey, those are private. Gimme."
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"She's this nun, OK?"
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"She visited me. She's part of the group that got me early release."
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"Can I please have them back?"
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""When you walk with God every day, you learn that truth is understood"
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"You don't know what it was like in there, all right?"
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"Twenty hours a day, eight by ten cell, just you and your mind."
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"So, pretty much, just you."
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"It forces you to re-examine everything."
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"I was a very bad person for a very long time."
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"I am gonna live a virtuous life."
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"I want to do right by you,"
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"by my mama,"
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"This is my last hand, and then I gotta go."
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"Mm. Already?"
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"I left a proposal on my desk at work."
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"[all] Nina! [chuckling]"
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"This "gainful employment" thing is starting to cut into our social life."
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"If one of you would agree to raise my kids, I wouldn't need a job."
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"- Any takers? - [chuckling]"
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"- I didn't think so. - [chuckling]"
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"Ante up."
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"Speaking of child abandonment,"
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"when are you gonna tell your father he has a bouncing middle-aged baby girl?"
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"I'm gonna ease into it."
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"How do you ease into "Hi! I'm your illegitimate daughter"?"
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"There's a "Help Wanted" sign in the window."
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"I was thinking about getting a job there."
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"He would get to know me, and I'm sure he would like me,"
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""You're like the daughter I never had." And I'd say,"
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""Well, now that you mention it...""
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"OK, I'll go first."
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"That's the most idiotic plan I've ever heard."
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"Why?"
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"Because it all hinges on him responding to your personality."
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"And let's face it."
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"Thank you."
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"I just hope you don't expect too much from this relationship."
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"You might find that you don't have much in common."
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"I know."
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"But I've got to find out if there's something there."
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"I've always wanted a dad."
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"I know not having one affected me."
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"[Gabrielle] Of course it did. Everyone needs a strong male role model."
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"[Edie] No, they don't."
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"I grew up without a father. It didn't affect me."
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"Edie, how old were you when you lost your virginity?"
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"Point well taken."
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"Hey, look what I found in Ed's fridge."
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"[girl moaning] Oh. Oh."
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"Ahh."
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"Hey, Stu."
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"Hey, Lynette. Can I, uh, see you for a sec?"
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"Sure."
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"Tsk, tsk, tsk. Having sex with the support staff."
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"That's a big no-no. Ed's been known to fire people for that sort of thing."
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"I know that we've had our little differences."
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"But at the core,"
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"I believe that we're both good people,"
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"in this vicious, male-dominated jungle..."
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"OK, what do you want?"
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"Do you want a raise?"
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"You want a better office?"
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"My demands are simple."
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"I want you to be nicer."
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"What?"
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"No more belittling, berating, rude sarcasm."
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"And in exchange I get your silence?"
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"Yeah, pretty sweet deal, don't you think?"
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"Um..."
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"I'll see what I can do."
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"- Great. - OK."
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"Hmm?"
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"I kid the Nina!"
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"[forced chuckle]"
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"I'm going to Mass."
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"- Huh? - Yeah."
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"But it's not even Sunday."
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"They have Mass every day of the week."
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"Really? When did they start doing that?"
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"[car horn honking]"
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"That's Sister Mary Bernard."
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"Did you see where I put my Bible?"
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"- I saw your nun. - So?"
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"So she's hot. She's a hot nun."
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"You can't seriously be jealous."
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"You mean to tell me that this miraculous conversion of yours"
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"has nothing to do with the fact"
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"that the woman standing outside is a knockout?"
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"That's what I'm telling you."
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"Um, who are you here to see?"
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"I'm Lynette Scavo."
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"I work here. Who are you?"
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"Pat. It's my first day."
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"Oh. Well, welcome."
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"What happened to Stu?"
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"You fired Stu?"
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"Oh, Lynette. Hey. Come on in."
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"I'm going to Ed."
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"Ed knows."
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"This is Stu's employee evaluation file."
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"Right here. This thing is full of black marks."
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"Well, good luck proving it."
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"there's gonna be another round of firings coming down the pike."
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"Ed's been after me to trim the fat."
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