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Clips from Get Hard

Movies 2015 90 min ★ 6.5/10 (136 ratings) 1,838 clips
Comedy

Credits

So can you define no problem?
"So can you define no problem?"
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Because me not getting this loan is a problem.
"Because me not getting this loan is a problem."
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Explain to her why she has to go to school in a gangbanger school district...
"Explain to her why she has to go to school in a gangbanger school district..."
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Hey, baby, do what I showed you.
"Hey, baby, do what I showed you."
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- Why do you want me to get murdered? - No.
"- Why do you want me to get murdered? - No."
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Baby, all we have to do is keep saving.
"Baby, all we have to do is keep saving."
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I just need some love. Can you just hug me?
"I just need some love. Can you just hug me?"
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Daddy's working on it. I love you.
"Daddy's working on it. I love you."
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- I love you too. - All right.
"- I love you too. - All right."
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Good job, guys. We're all working hard today. Mm.
"Good job, guys. We're all working hard today. Mm."
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Ah...
"Ah..."
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You...
"You..."
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...are a great man, James King.
"...are a great man, James King."
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Did it get bigger?
"Did it get bigger?"
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No!
"No!"
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...wife. - So hot.
"...wife. - So hot."
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These are the king's tits!
"These are the king's tits!"
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- Is it a king's dick? - It's slightly above average.
"- Is it a king's dick? - It's slightly above average."
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Yes! You gotta stake it!
"Yes! You gotta stake it!"
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Oh, come on, baby. Do me like a billionaire!
"Oh, come on, baby. Do me like a billionaire!"
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I don't care
"I don't care"
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Hey, boss man, did you get that text?
"Hey, boss man, did you get that text?"
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Surprise!
"Surprise!"
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I'd like to put a buy order on Bradway Chemical, up to 7.50.
"I'd like to put a buy order on Bradway Chemical, up to 7.50."
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I've got a good feeling about clean coal.
"I've got a good feeling about clean coal."
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You don't think people can see those? I hired you to do one thing.
"You don't think people can see those? I hired you to do one thing."
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Hey there, Jamesy, that was quite a ride, man.
"Hey there, Jamesy, that was quite a ride, man."
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That was like third quarter 2012.
"That was like third quarter 2012."
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- It's a real pleasure to watch you work, sir. - Thanks, Leo.
"- It's a real pleasure to watch you work, sir. - Thanks, Leo."
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Yeah. How about that, you knew my name!
"Yeah. How about that, you knew my name!"
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You know, I bought an island in Cape Verde.
"You know, I bought an island in Cape Verde."
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Yeah.
"Yeah."
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I still have that computer.
"I still have that computer."
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You are marrying my daughter, for Pete's sake.
"You are marrying my daughter, for Pete's sake."
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My real father never had time for me.
"My real father never had time for me."
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Hey, you know something, you're family now, kid.
"Hey, you know something, you're family now, kid."
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Oh, boy.
"Oh, boy."
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- Hey! It's Darnell. - Help!
"- Hey! It's Darnell. - Help!"
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- Help! Help! - Stop! Mr. King. No!
"- Help! Help! - Stop! Mr. King. No!"
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Yes! I see you.
"Yes! I see you."
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Hey, Mr. King.
"Hey, Mr. King."
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I've been washing your car for two years now...
"I've been washing your car for two years now..."
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Wow. Yeah.
"Wow. Yeah."
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Mr. King, that is...
"Mr. King, that is..."
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I just felt with this face-to-face that you would...
"I just felt with this face-to-face that you would..."
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I am helping you. By saying no.
"I am helping you. By saying no."
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- Mr. King, that's... - That way, you can make it on your own.
"- Mr. King, that's... - That way, you can make it on your own."
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Okay. Mr. King, I have a lot of people helping me that way already. And... And...
"Okay. Mr. King, I have a lot of people helping me that way already. And... And..."
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- You don't have to give me that much, Mr. King. - Hold on, hold on.
"- You don't have to give me that much, Mr. King. - Hold on, hold on."
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There you go.
"There you go."
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Success is a mindset!
"Success is a mindset!"
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Thank you so much for celebrating our engagement with us.
"Thank you so much for celebrating our engagement with us."
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Excuse me.
"Excuse me."
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Excuse me. Everyone, just shh.
"Excuse me. Everyone, just shh."
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Shh! You need to shh. Senator.
"Shh! You need to shh. Senator."
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And because you rock my world...
"And because you rock my world..."
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Oh!
"Oh!"
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Hey! Wow.
"Hey! Wow."
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- But not as beautiful as you, Alissa. - Aw.
"- But not as beautiful as you, Alissa. - Aw."
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Who's John Mayer?
"Who's John Mayer?"
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Aw.
"Aw."
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Fathers, be good to your daughters
"Fathers, be good to your daughters"
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Yeah.
"Yeah."
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Hey! Step aside, FBI! Back up!
"Hey! Step aside, FBI! Back up!"
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- James King. - Yeah?
"- James King. - Yeah?"
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Because if this isn't, this is the worst nightmare imaginable.
"Because if this isn't, this is the worst nightmare imaginable."
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Don't worry, son! I'll take care of it.
"Don't worry, son! I'll take care of it."
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No. I have faith that the justice system will exonerate me.
"No. I have faith that the justice system will exonerate me."
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And that I am no Bernie Madoff.
"And that I am no Bernie Madoff."
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That's not gonna happen, James, because I'm gonna put my investigators...
"That's not gonna happen, James, because I'm gonna put my investigators..."
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...on this twenty-four-seven until we find out who really did this.
"...on this twenty-four-seven until we find out who really did this."
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Just stay in county lines with that thing on.
"Just stay in county lines with that thing on."
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Alissa!
"Alissa!"
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I know. What are you doing?
"I know. What are you doing?"
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I'll fucking kill you if you say anything.
"I'll fucking kill you if you say anything."
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Hi.
"Hi."
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- Hi. Hi. - Hi.
"- Hi. Hi. - Hi."
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I came up with a great idea.
"I came up with a great idea."
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Let's just run away! Some place that no one would ever think to find us.
"Let's just run away! Some place that no one would ever think to find us."
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Live in a one-bedroom shack.
"Live in a one-bedroom shack."
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- I already cut off my ankle bracelet. - No! No.
"- I already cut off my ankle bracelet. - No! No."
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- No! I'm leaving you. - Why?
"- No! I'm leaving you. - Why?"
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Hey, guys. He's in there.
"Hey, guys. He's in there."
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Call my lawyer in Tijuana.
"Call my lawyer in Tijuana."
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- What the fuck is that?! Get off! - It's me! It's me!
"- What the fuck is that?! Get off! - It's me! It's me!"
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- Mr. King? - Yes.
"- Mr. King? - Yes."
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Okay. Hey. Let me help you out, man.
"Okay. Hey. Let me help you out, man."
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Fuck!
"Fuck!"
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I don't want it.
"I don't want it."
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I'm gonna be there for 10 years.
"I'm gonna be there for 10 years."
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I didn't hear that part.
"I didn't hear that part."
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I'm sorry to remind you.
"I'm sorry to remind you."
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What are you talking about?
"What are you talking about?"
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Well, the fact that you went to prison.
"Well, the fact that you went to prison."
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- ...how do you know I went to prison? - It's simple.
"- ...how do you know I went to prison? - It's simple."
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Three black pieces.
"Three black pieces."
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...that you're gonna be somebody's bitch. Ten years of this:
"...that you're gonna be somebody's bitch. Ten years of this:"
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You: No! I don't want any more! Stop! That's enough.
"You: No! I don't want any more! Stop! That's enough."
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That's like a rabbit. You don't want him no more...
"That's like a rabbit. You don't want him no more..."
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That's disgusting. But guess what? You can look forward to 10 years of it!
"That's disgusting. But guess what? You can look forward to 10 years of it!"
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You deserve everything you're getting. Good luck on survival, sir.
"You deserve everything you're getting. Good luck on survival, sir."
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Wait! Wait! Wait! Don't leave. Don't leave, please. I could use your help.
"Wait! Wait! Wait! Don't leave. Don't leave, please. I could use your help."
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Help you with what?
"Help you with what?"
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Help me to not be someone's bitch.
"Help me to not be someone's bitch."
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I could pay you.
"I could pay you."
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I only know these two.
"I only know these two."
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What are you doing? What is that?
"What are you doing? What is that?"
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- Trying to do this thing. - No.
"- Trying to do this thing. - No."
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Mr. King, no. I got that.
"Mr. King, no. I got that."
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- All right. No problem. - I appreciate it.
"- All right. No problem. - I appreciate it."
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I'm getting the house. Unh!
"I'm getting the house. Unh!"
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Babe. This does not make any sense.
"Babe. This does not make any sense."
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Look, babe. I am your wife, so I will put it to you straight.
"Look, babe. I am your wife, so I will put it to you straight."
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Honestly, all I gotta do is change my voice, talk a little deeper.
"Honestly, all I gotta do is change my voice, talk a little deeper."
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Right now, I'm thugging. This is thugging.
"Right now, I'm thugging. This is thugging."
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You wanna watch The Notebook?
"You wanna watch The Notebook?"
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- I love you and Makayla. - Yeah, I love you too. Good night.
"- I love you and Makayla. - Yeah, I love you too. Good night."
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You've reached the mailbox of Martin Clark.
"You've reached the mailbox of Martin Clark."
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Please leave a message after the tone.
"Please leave a message after the tone."
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Just wondering if there's any word from the investigators.
"Just wondering if there's any word from the investigators."
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