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Clips from Wild Wild West (1999)

"What could a maniac with no reproductive organs want with Rita?"
Wild Wild West (1999)
"...worthy of a Shakespeare sonnet or a Botticelli painting."
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"...and the swell of that magnificent bosom!"
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"So full, so sumptuous...."
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"So...what were all those foreign ministers doing at Loveless' party?"
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"This is what really puzzles me."
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"-[WHISPERS] How long has she been here? -Somewhere around Botticelli's buttocks."
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"I know why those foreign guys were at Loveless' party."
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"Mm. This is fantastic. How do you cook it?"
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"I mean, you can cut it with a fork."
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"Foreign ministers."
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"...there was some real bad deal in Louisiana on purpose."
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"Mm-hm. And Queen somebody of France got swindled."
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"This is ridiculous. Coleman, stop the train."
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"-Miss Escobar's getting off. COLEMAN: Who the hell is Miss Escobar?"
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"Coleman, stop the train!"
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"COLEMAN: We're not putting anybody off here in the middle of nowhere!"
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"Especially if they're half-naked!"
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"Please, Jim. My father's the only family I've got."
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"Am I to sit at home and wait for news that he's been killed, or do something?"
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"What would you do?"
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"What happens when we find Loveless and you're still on this train?"
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"I know you'd never let him take me back."
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"I've seen you shoot."
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"I'll assure you any attack by Loveless would be an exercise in futility."
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"I'll demonstrate how my design suggestions..."
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"Over here, three seemingly innocent billiard balls, yes?"
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"Depress the number, it's a sleeping-gas bomb effective in under three seconds."
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"I don't know about you, but I'll sleep better..."
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"...assuming Loveless barges in here to play pool."
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"And speaking of sleeping, I'm really tired, Artie."
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"That would be nice."
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"Loveless kidnapped a few metallurgists..."
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"...so whatever he's building will have armor."
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"...so it'll have explosives."
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"...so the thing's gonna move."
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"That's what I was talking about. The distraction."
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"WEST & GORDON: Rita...."
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"-Is most becoming. -Lovely. I hope it's not too breezy."
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"GORDON: Back there. WEST: But if there's anything...."
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"Anything at all...."
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"-Mm. -I told you she'd be a distraction."
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"Maintain this speed. I'm coming up."
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"Oh!"
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"Am I missing something here?"
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"...why is he behind us?"
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"-What's going on? -Nothing. It's fine. Get down."
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"Okay."
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"-Push that magic button. GORDON: What are you doing?"
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"-Seeing if your Egressor works. -We need a plan."
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"-Push the button! GORDON: Very good."
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"He's so courageous."
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"Would you pull on one of those pool cues?"
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"[YELLING]"
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"Gordon!"
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"That's it! I won't let Loveless take me away!"
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"-I'd rather be dead! -That's not a good thing to wish for!"
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"Please, Artie! Don't leave me alone!"
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"LOVELESS: Ladies, we need a new train."
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"-Give me the ball. I have a plan. -I won't!"
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"-[IN RASPY VOICE] Gordon! -It's Loveless!"
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"-No, it isn't. -Yes, it is!"
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"An innocent billiard ball this way, but depress the number..."
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"...and on impact it ruins our mission."
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"Loveless has fitted us with the same metal device we found on Morton."
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"I trust you slept well."
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"-What have you done with Rita? LOVELESS: Rita, is it? How familiar!"
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"Rita is sleeping off the aftereffects in the stateroom."
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"She is quite lovely, isn't she?"
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"-That'd be one more reason to kill you. LOVELESS: Oh, yes, Mr. West."
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"To a well-endowed blackamoor like yourself..."
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"But having witnessed my use of mechanology thus far..."
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"...don't you think I'd devise something for my lower body..."
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"And speaking of hard-pumping, Mr. Coleman..."
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"Aside from a lack of wheelchair access..."
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"...I find it a most comfortable way..."
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"...to pass the long miles to my laboratory in Spider Canyon."
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"I'm afraid it can't be that you're alive..."
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"[LOVELESS LAUGHS]"
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""Welcome to Loveless Experimental Camp for Political Dissidents."
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"-I don't have time for this. -No, no, don't!"
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"See? Nothing."
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"The collars around our necks seem to contain powerful magnets!"
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"[YELLING]"
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"Rita, my dear."
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"Not that I'm ungrateful to Providence for bringing you back..."
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"...but I have to confess..."
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"...I'm a bit curious as to how you managed to wind up with them."
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"...they'll bring me back to all my friends."
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"What's your plan for getting this thing off my neck?"
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"That's what you're here for. You're the master of this mechanical stuff."
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"Ha, ha, ha. Oh, I see."
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"Now I'm the master of this mechanical stuff."
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"As opposed to five minutes ago, when I tried..."
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"Then something happened. Someone, who'll remain nameless--"
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"Jim!"
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"West!"
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"--decided to jump over the wire..."
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"...providing us with that romp through the cornfield..."
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"...and that death-defying leap into the abysmal muck!"
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"And here we stand, while that demented maniac hurtles..."
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"...with Rita as prisoner, armed with machinery of mass destruction..."
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"...with the simple intention of taking over the country."
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"-You need to calm down. -I can't be calm."
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"No, no, no, no. I'm the master of the mechanical stuff!"
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"And I have to help you! You!"
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"Wanna get your collar off? I'll get it off!"
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"I don't have a gun. Otherwise, I'd shoot it off!"
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"Here's something in the true Jim West style!"
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"-I'll bash it with a rock! -You don't wanna do that."
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"-Oh, but I do! -Wait, Gor--"
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"-What did you do? -I didn't do shit!"
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"You've reversed the polarity of your magnet."
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"Be still! Be still!"
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"I'll put my foot in your chest. Push off."
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"You all right?"
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"I'm just peachy. Can you help me get my boot off?"
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"-Hey, hey! -Sorry."
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"And that would be my belt buckle."
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"Gordon, when you tell this story to your grandkids, leave this part out."
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