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Clips from Wild Wild West (1999)

"...beyond the pale of contemporary imagination."
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"I suggest you put your affairs in order."
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"You have one week before you will surrender the U.S. government.""
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"The letter was delivered today with that cake."
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"-It's marzipan, isn't it? GRANT: Careful."
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"So whom do we seek? After consulting with Intelligence--"
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"You'd rather rely on stupidity."
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"...where the transcontinental railroads will be joined at Promontory Point."
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"Put aside your differences..."
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"...and find this madman, whoever he is, and stop him."
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"The Wanderer is at your disposal."
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"Nice horse!"
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"Gordon!"
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"Stop the train!"
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"Hey! I'm warning you!"
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"[YELLS]"
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"Let's set that needlepoint aside and handle this like men."
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"I'm putting the final touches on my latest invention."
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"I call it The Impermeable."
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"It's a vest. When worn under clothing..."
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"Guns."
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"I have always felt that allowing any situation to degenerate into violence..."
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"...constitutes a failure on my part."
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"Well, Mr. Gordon..."
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"[GRUNTING]"
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"...of my Sub-Carriage Inter-Rail Vehicular Egressor."
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"I've been thinking. Maybe the president's right."
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"Fight each other all you please. Harm my train, I'll douse you like dogs."
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"That's my truffle reduction sauce."
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"Let's get on about our president's business, shall we?"
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"-Where to? -New Orleans."
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"I don't need some nobody professor telling me where to head."
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"Meet Professor Thaddeus Morton, kidnapped from M.I.T. six months ago."
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"That's a man's head."
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"This magnetic collar was found about six feet away, near his body."
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"According to the Retinal Terminus Theory, a dying person's last image..."
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"I give you Morton's last image."
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"That's a man's head."
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"...head."
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"Something's in his pocket. It's too fuzzy to see."
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"GORDON: Gypsy queen...pirate...."
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"Ah. How about this? Come as my manservant."
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"I swears I'd be delighted! I sing, I dance for you, sir."
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"I swears none of the white folks'll know I'd rather shoot myself..."
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"...than play your damn manservant."
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"Jim West does not wear costumes."
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"Very well. What's your plan?"
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"I was thinking I'd go as a government agent..."
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"An armed, Negro cowboy costume in a room full of white former slave owners."
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"You'll win first prize."
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"Listen, the art of disguise is what we need to get into the party..."
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"...to find the kidnapped scientists..."
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"Our freedom is at stake, and this is our duty as men."
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"You go as a riverboat captain, and I'll be a saloon girl."
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"That night at Fat-Can's, it wasn't difficult to see you weren't a woman."
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"I was propositioned by three men."
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"You looked nasty."
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"Just butt-ugly."
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"These breasts are a work of art."
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"Aesthetically and scientifically perfect."
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"They look like shit."
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"-Touch them. -I'm not touching those."
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"GORDON: Afraid you're wrong? Touch my breasts!"
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"Just one. Touch one!"
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"WEST: Happy? I'm touching them."
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"Not that hard! Now you've shifted all the buckwheat around."
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"-Oh. -Eh? That's what a breast should feel like."
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"Very nice."
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"WEST: Now touch yourself. GORDON: Oh, my God, I'm hard!"
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"SOLDIER: What are you doing here, boy?"
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"I was hoping...."
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"...have to break your nose."
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"RITA: Get your hands off me!"
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"I'm an entertainer."
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"MISS EAST: An authentic cowboy outfit, complete with six-guns."
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"What a terribly clever costume, Mr...?"
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"West."
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"-Jim West. -West."
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"Well, West meets East."
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"I'm looking to surprise an old friend, General McGrath. You haven't seen him?"
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"I am Dr. Loveless' personal assistant."
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"Funny how some folks think he's dead."
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"Matter of fact, I do."
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"Don't be."
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"WOMEN [SINGING]: Mine eyes have seen the glory"
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"Of the coming of the Lord"
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"[CROWD SCREAMS]"
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"It's me, dear friends."
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"Alive and kicking."
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"Well, alive, anyway."
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"We may have lost the war..."
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"...but heaven knows we haven't lost our sense of humor."
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"...a bladder..."
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"...and our ability to reproduce, all in the name of the South!"
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"Do we ever lose our sense of humor?"
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"[SPEAKS IN FRENCH]"
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"Let the party begin!"
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"Mr. West."
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"...I find that an occasion to stand up, be counted."
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"Miss East informs me that you expected to see General McGrath here."
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"I knew him years ago..."
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"...but I haven't seen him in a coon's age."
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"It'd be difficult for a man of your stature..."
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"Perhaps Miss East will keep you from being a slave to your disappointment."
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"Beautiful women encourage you one minute..."
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"...then cut the legs out from under you."
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"Quite. Will you excuse me?"
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"You're in for a big surprise when you get this one in the saddle."
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"He mistake you for me."
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"Since the nitro and guns were destroyed, lice and demoralization has set in--"
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"General McGrath, if I may interrupt."
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"So have your men..."
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"...here..."
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"You, sir, are a pip."
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"I'd follow you into the jaws of Cerberus hisself."
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"RITA: Help! Please! Somebody help me out!"
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"Foyer?"
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"Are you a dangerous spy of some sort..."
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"...or just a handsome cowboy..."
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"...who likes to..."
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