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Clips from Desperate Housewives (2004) - Romance (S01E01)

"- Hang on. - What now?"
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"I was just rude back there, gloating and everything. I apologize."
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"Thank you, Susan. That's very big of you."
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"And on a completely unrelated topic, Mike and I are moving in together. Bye!"
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"Yes, Edie Britt neded the attention of men to fel good about herself."
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"Hey, Cyrus. You have lunch plans?"
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"No."
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"And even she was amazed at how far she was willing to go to get it."
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"Ellsberg Hotel, half an hour."
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"Welcome to the majors."
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"Mr. And Mrs. Edwin Mullins were finally leaving Wisteria Lane."
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"In the past year, their stret had played host to arson,"
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"violence, blackmail, and murder."
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"Fearing they too would be infected by this moral decay,"
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"the Mullins felt it was time to say goodbye."
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"Strangely enough, none of their neighbors"
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"semed to notice they were moving out."
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"Hey. I thought you might be thirsty."
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"No, I'm good."
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"So how's your roommate doing?"
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"He's hanging in there."
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"Yeah. Well, I had to tell him some news"
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"John's not good enough to raise a child?"
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"- That kid could be his. - It's a complicated situation."
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"You're an unfeeling bitch."
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"Why did you hit the lawn boy?"
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"I can't tell from this."
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"- Hey. - Hey. What are you doing here?"
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"Duggan's coming back to work. I thought I'd do something special."
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"This has nothing to do with you checking up on me and Annabel?"
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"What?"
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"Yesterday you brought pictures of the kids."
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"Lynette, honey, it's got to stop."
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"Tom."
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"I don't care about you working with Annabel."
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"I told you that. This is for Duggan. He had a heart attack."
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"- I don't care about Annabel. - Hey, Lynette."
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"Ah. Speak of the devil."
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"And I mean that."
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"Well, you're becoming a regular fixture around here, aren't you?"
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"I suppose filling his bloodstream with butter fat might be considered nice."
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"Actually, it's fruit juice sweetened. Can I cut you..."
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"a piece?"
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"[Man] Everyone, I need to see you right now."
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"OK, listen up. I just spoke with Tim Duggan's wife."
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"He had a relapse last night,"
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"which puts us in a very tight spot."
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"But we're gonna work together as a team and do what we need to do."
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"Jerry, take the Hollister account,"
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"Suzanne, Paradise Springs,"
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"and, Annabel, take the lead on the Traveler's Hotel chain."
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"- You leave for Hawaii in three days. - I can't do Travelers by myself."
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"Not if they're moving into print."
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"Well, choose someone to take with you."
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"Oh. OK. Um..."
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"I choose... Tom."
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"Let's see. I've beaten you at bridge and mahjong and hearts."
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"This is your last chance to redeem yourself."
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"Stop it. You're gonna make me laugh."
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"OK. OK, I'll be good."
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"- [Whispers] Miss it, miss it, miss it. - Bree."
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"Come on. I'm allowed to psych you out."
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"I'm not ready yet."
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"- Come on, take your... - Don't do that!"
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"George..."
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"Do you have an erection?"
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"I'm sorry."
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"- I was teasing you. - Exactly."
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"You have got to get rid of it. There are children present."
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"- How? - I don't know!"
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"- Think of something unpleasant. - Like what?"
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"Like famine or disease or hoboes. Whatever. Just hurry."
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"I thought Rex's dislike of you was paranoid."
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"God, this is just such a betrayal."
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"You shouldn't be doing that. I'm married."
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"To a selfish liar who betrayed you with a hooker."
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"I told you that in confidence. How dare you throw it back in my face?"
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"George. I do love you. As a friend."
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"I wish you could love me the same way back, but since you can't..."
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"Later that day, Edie Britt witnessed something disturbing."
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"Something she was determined to put a stop to."
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"- Is Susan coming? - She said she might be late."
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"They've started moving Mike's things to her house."
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"- Already? Wow. - Good for her."
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"Yeah, I'm happy for Susan."
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"But don't you think she and Mike are moving a little fast?"
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"Two days ago she thought he was a murderer and now they're moving in?"
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"But she found out it was in self-defense."
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"- They've cleared everything up. - Good point."
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"Of course, there was the gunshot wound..."
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"That's right. Did he ever explain that?"
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"No. And I know guns, and that wound was not self-inflicted."
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"What about Mrs. Huber's bloodstained jewelry?"
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"Yeah. That didn't walk into Mike's garage by itself."
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"Maybe this is a mistake."
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"If there's one thing I've learned, men can't be trusted."
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"I guess it wouldn't hurt to sit her down and share our concerns."
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"- Yeah, we could do that. - Yeah."
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"Edie, do you want to be a part of it?"
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"Normally I prefer not to get involved."
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"But..."
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"if there's any way that I could help Susan..."
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"- We need to talk. - OK."
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"When I was packing up your stuff in your bedroom I found a box of bullets."
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"Oh."
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"Look, I feel bad about Deidre and you must want to find out who killed her"
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"but we can't have this stuff hanging over us."
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"You've got to get rid of it. All of it."
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"Leave this to the police. They're the professionals."
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"What can I say? Um..."
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"It seems like a reasonable request."
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"Oh. Really? Well, that was easy."
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"Maybe after lunch we could talk about your leather beanbag chair."
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""I realize now that I've treated you badly.""
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""I'm the one who needs to get help, not you.""
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""So I have to go away. Mrs. Tillman will look out for you.""
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"I don't consider it a burden. You know you're welcome here."
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""I've left you some things. I hope you can take comfort in them.""
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""Work on your curve ball while I'm gone. I love you. Dad.""
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"I don't understand. Why wouldn't he come see me? Why just run away?"
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