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Clips from Shameless - Own Your Shit (S07E07)

It has?

"It has?"

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We've got some good news concerning your housing crisis.

"We've got some good news concerning your housing crisis."

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You... you, uh...

"You... you, uh..."

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Here. Uh, Jesus.

"Here. Uh, Jesus."

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Oh, come on, hey, hey.

"Oh, come on, hey, hey."

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G-get a room, you two.

"G-get a room, you two."

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Uh, sit, sit.

"Uh, sit, sit."

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I-I, uh... Yeah, I-I'll stand.

"I-I, uh... Yeah, I-I'll stand."

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- Yeah. - Mr. Gallagher...

"- Yeah. - Mr. Gallagher..."

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perhaps you've heard of Simon Epstein,

"perhaps you've heard of Simon Epstein,"

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the real estate mogul?

"the real estate mogul?"

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The billionaire who got busted emailing dick pics?

"The billionaire who got busted emailing dick pics?"

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for the homeless.

"for the homeless."

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After seeing you on the news,

"After seeing you on the news,"

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- You're kicking us out? - N-no, no, Mr. Gallagher.

"- You're kicking us out? - N-no, no, Mr. Gallagher."

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Simon Epstein purchased this house

"Simon Epstein purchased this house"

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for the South Side homeless.

"for the South Side homeless."

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A billionaire with a bleeding heart

"A billionaire with a bleeding heart"

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and a big dick bought this place for me?

"and a big dick bought this place for me?"

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Uh, he, uh... He bought it for all of you.

"Uh, he, uh... He bought it for all of you."

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And he's asked our organization to manage the property.

"And he's asked our organization to manage the property."

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We're getting calls from corporate interests

"We're getting calls from corporate interests"

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Because of your commitment to the homeless,

"Because of your commitment to the homeless,"

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this is now public housing.

"this is now public housing."

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Mr. Epstein will drop by later today

"Mr. Epstein will drop by later today"

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for a quick photo opportunity with you and your family.

"for a quick photo opportunity with you and your family."

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I own this place.

"I own this place."

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Uh, no. Uh...

"Uh, no. Uh..."

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not just you, but, yes, it is off the market,

"not just you, but, yes, it is off the market,"

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and we are thrilled to be part of your cause,

"and we are thrilled to be part of your cause,"

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and we would love to participate in any way we can.

"and we would love to participate in any way we can."

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Yes.

"Yes."

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Whew.

"Whew."

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I may have broken a Tinder record

"I may have broken a Tinder record"

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So, uh, take the El or call an Uber?

"So, uh, take the El or call an Uber?"

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Down to business, huh?

"Down to business, huh?"

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No offense, it's just I'm running a business,

"No offense, it's just I'm running a business,"

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and I can't save chips unless I'm working.

"and I can't save chips unless I'm working."

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Oh, I get it...

"Oh, I get it..."

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Sex and back to thinking money.

"Sex and back to thinking money."

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you'd stack chips, not save 'em.

"you'd stack chips, not save 'em."

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What are you, my financial consultant?

"What are you, my financial consultant?"

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You mean you're actually a financial consultant?

"You mean you're actually a financial consultant?"

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Let me know when you want to book an investment consultation.

"Let me know when you want to book an investment consultation."

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I'm just a swipe away.

"I'm just a swipe away."

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Bye, Fiona.

"Bye, Fiona."

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Shit.

"Shit."

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- What was that noise? - I think it was the sound

"- What was that noise? - I think it was the sound"

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Fiona broke it.

"Fiona broke it."

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I got to get some loads in

"I got to get some loads in"

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- Ugh. - Just call V.

"- Ugh. - Just call V."

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You can use her washer.

"You can use her washer."

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No V.

"No V."

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What's wrong with V?

"What's wrong with V?"

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I guess we're on the outs.

"I guess we're on the outs."

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and her not givin' a shit about me,

"and her not givin' a shit about me,"

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- Can't. - Washer's broken.

"- Can't. - Washer's broken."

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What am I supposed to do about my military-school interview?

"What am I supposed to do about my military-school interview?"

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I can't go on there smelling like one of Frank's homeless.

"I can't go on there smelling like one of Frank's homeless."

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You're still going through with that?

"You're still going through with that?"

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Don't they check your GPA for military school?

"Don't they check your GPA for military school?"

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Who died?

"Who died?"

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Another appliance.

"Another appliance."

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Yeah, it's the one fucking Jimmy bought for us.

"Yeah, it's the one fucking Jimmy bought for us."

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I should've known it would never last.

"I should've known it would never last."

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I guess you're gonna have to date another shithead con artist

"I guess you're gonna have to date another shithead con artist"

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to replace it for us, huh?

"to replace it for us, huh?"

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Somebody has to call to get this fixed,

"Somebody has to call to get this fixed,"

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and it's not going to be me.

"and it's not going to be me."

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What am I supposed to do about my shirt?

"What am I supposed to do about my shirt?"

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Oh, uh, there's such a thing as a sink.

"Oh, uh, there's such a thing as a sink."

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Oh, Flintstones living up in here?

"Oh, Flintstones living up in here?"

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Yo, where's Debs?

"Yo, where's Debs?"

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of the monthly utilities.

"of the monthly utilities."

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You are being kind of cunty about it.

"You are being kind of cunty about it."

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Yeah, she really thinks you're gonna kick her out.

"Yeah, she really thinks you're gonna kick her out."

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Maybe you want to set her straight?

"Maybe you want to set her straight?"

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Who says that I'm not?

"Who says that I'm not?"

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Yeah, I'll take him.

"Yeah, I'll take him."

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Come on, bud.

"Come on, bud."

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- Go, go, go, go, go. - Straight cavemen.

"- Go, go, go, go, go. - Straight cavemen."

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How are the books comin', Lana?

"How are the books comin', Lana?"

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Ah, much better with reduced overhead.

"Ah, much better with reduced overhead."

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Now we just have to collect running tabs

"Now we just have to collect running tabs"

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from regulars who don't pay.

"from regulars who don't pay."

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Come on, fist bumps, kid. Fist bumps.

"Come on, fist bumps, kid. Fist bumps."

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Can we claim each other's kids on our tax returns?

"Can we claim each other's kids on our tax returns?"

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We're married.

"We're married."

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We got tax returns?

"We got tax returns?"

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We can claim as dependents,

"We can claim as dependents,"

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but we would have to do adoption.

"but we would have to do adoption."

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Whose kids are we adopting?

"Whose kids are we adopting?"

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She and I would adopt each others'

"She and I would adopt each others'"

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since we're married.

"since we're married."

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We would save money on write-offs

"We would save money on write-offs"

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Wait, wait, wait.

"Wait, wait, wait."

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Svetlana adopts Amy and Gemma. Where does that leave me?

"Svetlana adopts Amy and Gemma. Where does that leave me?"

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That leaves you big, sexy man in boxer shorts.

"That leaves you big, sexy man in boxer shorts."

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He either said, "I burnt your breakfast,"

"He either said, "I burnt your breakfast,""

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or, "I fucked up your eggs."

"or, "I fucked up your eggs.""

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He said, "Good morning."

"He said, "Good morning.""

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Hey.

"Hey."

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Fiona gone?

"Fiona gone?"

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She knows you're avoiding her.

"She knows you're avoiding her."

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Don't feel like being harassed about the bills.

"Don't feel like being harassed about the bills."

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I still got two days to pay up.

"I still got two days to pay up."

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She's not really gonna kick you out.

"She's not really gonna kick you out."

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She just wants you to make an effort.

"She just wants you to make an effort."

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My stuff will be on the street in 48 hours.

"My stuff will be on the street in 48 hours."

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I've got to find financial security for me and Harry.

"I've got to find financial security for me and Harry."

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Hmm, yeah, $372?

"Hmm, yeah, $372?"

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What, is that baby formula made out of caviar or something?

"What, is that baby formula made out of caviar or something?"

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I've got time. I can handle it.

"I've got time. I can handle it."

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She's not gonna kick you out.

"She's not gonna kick you out."

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Hot water?

"Hot water?"

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Thank God!

"Thank God!"

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Don't got to clean my flaps with disinfectant wipes no more.

"Don't got to clean my flaps with disinfectant wipes no more."

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Uh, whoa.

"Uh, whoa."

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My family and unbathed brethren,

"My family and unbathed brethren,"

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we have won the first battle for homeless dignity

"we have won the first battle for homeless dignity"

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