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Clips from The Office - Dunder Mifflin Infinity (S04E04)

"Hey, Ryan, welcome back... Hold on one second."
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"He's back and he's with a beard."
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"He has facial hair."
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"Look at him. All grown up and no place to go."
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"Hello, Mr. Sonny Crockett. I'm Tubbs."
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"Okay. Should we get started?"
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"Oh, yeah, let's get started because..."
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"Yes, 'cause this is very serious business."
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"MICHAEL: That's right. Fire guy. RYAN: Oh, you scared me."
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"You weren't here for that."
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"Here for what? When he started the fire."
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"Look how big he is. Look at you. You are so mature and old"
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"and little man now. You're like our little man."
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"Michael, everybody... With a beard."
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"Let me say something. I know I used to be a temp here,"
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"but now everything is different."
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"I'd like your respect. I am your boss now."
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"Oh, wow. So..."
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"Mmm. That's a little kinky. I don't swing that way."
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"Okay. (LAUGHING) Woo!"
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"I think Ryan has a gay crush on me."
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"Enough! Okay? This is inappropriate and it stops right now."
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"Do you understand?"
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"Let's get serious here."
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"which we will be doing in the conference room in 10 minutes."
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"Perfect. Sound good? Okay. All right."
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"But there was this twinkle in his eye that I picked up on, which said,"
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""Dude, we're friends. I'm doing this for appearances."
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""I am the big boss now,"
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""and I have to seem like an ogre, but you know me"
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""and we'll always be friends and I would never take you for granted"
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""And I miss you, man, and I love you.""
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"His words."
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"of our business model."
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"is a new business-to-business website interface"
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"that will allow us to compete directly with big-box chains."
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"Wait a second,"
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"And quite frankly, I'm not really sure what's wrong with it."
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"This is a massive overhaul."
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"We're getting younger, sleeker"
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"Oh, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme."
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"Any questions? Dwight?"
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"What if we don't want to use a BlackBerry because they are stupid and pointless?"
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"This is company-wide, Dwight."
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"DWIGHT: Got it."
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"You should call it Dunder Mifflinfinity."
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"Any other questions?"
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"Kelly Kapour?"
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"Can we speak privately about our relationship?"
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"Thank you, everybody."
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"Ryan Howard, everybody."
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"That was some fun stuff."
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"When does the website go up? As fast as possible."
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"We want to start retraining people ASAP"
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"We're screwed. Who is?"
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"Us. You and me. The old-timers."
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"I am not old. You are old."
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"You are, like, 100."
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"You're over 40. That's the cut-off."
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""Retraining," "new system," "youth.""
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"or you, me, Sammy, Phyllis, the chick you hit with the car, we're goners."
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"in the interest of revealing secrets..."
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"Oh, my God, this is gonna make your brain explode."
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"Dwight and Angela"
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"dating."
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"Have been for six months."
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"No. Swear to God."
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"but this is much more fun."
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"Wait, what?"
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"And you didn't say anything?"
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"PHYLLIS: Oh, sorry... Can you believe that?"
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"I didn't know you guys were in here."
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"But when a new client calls, you just have to randomly assign them to a salesperson."
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"You can't base who gets new clients on who you're sleeping with that week."
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"Okay. Okay."
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"And that is why we waited so long to tell people."
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"Yeah, okay, I was just..."
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"After the presentation I just wanted to make sure that vis-à-vis me in the office,"
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"everything is business as usual?"
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"Well, it is business, but not as usual."
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"Yeah, no, I understand."
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"We're making great strides, we're updating, but business as usual, no?"
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"No. We're throwing out the entire playbook, we're starting from scratch,"
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"we're implementing a brand new system."
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"No, we're not."
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"(GRUNTS)"
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"Michael, I know exactly how much time and manpower are wasted in this branch."
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"and we called him my brother and that's what I thought he was."
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"taking all of my blue jeans with him."
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"And I had to spend the entire winter in shorts."
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"That is what Ryan is like."
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"A fake brother who steals your jeans."
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"So, how are you?"
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"Good. A lot. Black guys, mostly."
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"Kelly. (LOUDLY) What?"
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"How do you touch just one of these buttons at a time?"
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"I don't know."
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"If the kid wants to set mine up, I'll let him."
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"It's too little. Use the phone."
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"KELLY: I want you to tell me that you care about me. That is what I want."
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"RYAN: Kelly, I'm your boss now, okay?"
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"You can't keep talking to me like I'm your boyfriend."
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"Oh, big strong man, fancy new whatever."
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"I never cared about you?"
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"Six months ago, Karen Filippelli sent me an email,"
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"asked me out, I said no,"
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"And guess what, buddy? I am keeping it."
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"Do you feel prepared to help me raise a baby?"
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"After work, we'll go out to dinner."
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"We'll talk about it then, okay?"
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"We have a date."
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"Hello. Hello, Dwight."
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"I've been thinking about things"
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"Yes."
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"Cauliflower and noodles. Baked potato on the side."
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"See you after work."
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"(SIGHS)"
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"Hi, Pam. Hi."
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"Is Michael in? In his office."
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