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Clips from Broad City (2014) - 2016 (S03E03)

"Oh, yay!"
Broad City (2014)
"That's all right, just take your time."
Broad City (2014)
"You know of me?"
Broad City (2014)
"Crat."
Broad City (2014)
"I pegged..."
Broad City (2014)
"I thought this would be really good for office morale!"
Broad City (2014)
"Okay, so how many do we have so far?"
Broad City (2014)
"Okay."
Broad City (2014)
"Even though, someone at work actually told me it's pronounced "jiff.""
Broad City (2014)
"Okay, I have one."
Broad City (2014)
"A gynecologist that's also a bikini waxer."
Broad City (2014)
"That is a literal one-stop pussy shop."
Broad City (2014)
"Derr."
Broad City (2014)
"Derr, derr, derr, derr."
Broad City (2014)
"God, this is the most productive morning of my life."
Broad City (2014)
"I say we get brunch."
Broad City (2014)
"If by brunch, you mean bodega bacon egg and cheese, then I am in."
Broad City (2014)
"Dass it."
Broad City (2014)
"It's just, like, beautiful. Why don't we come here more?"
Broad City (2014)
"Swimmers have, like, hard pubes and shriveled dicks."
Broad City (2014)
"Football's, like, too scary."
Broad City (2014)
"For me, it's wrestlers, gymnasts... jockeys, bay-bay!"
Broad City (2014)
"It's like me, but, like, a boy."
Broad City (2014)
"Listen."
Broad City (2014)
"This day comes for all of us."
Broad City (2014)
"You must get your license renewed."
Broad City (2014)
"V, V, V..."
Broad City (2014)
"But in reality, it'll be, like, 12 hours."
Broad City (2014)
"You know what? You're right."
Broad City (2014)
"This could be exciting. You know why?"
Broad City (2014)
"'Course you are. With that ass?"
Broad City (2014)
"They don't let you put your ass in the photo."
Broad City (2014)
"They really should."
Broad City (2014)
"I know you from your ass better than I know your face."
Broad City (2014)
"Yep, and hearing it said back to me slower only validates it more."
Broad City (2014)
"Okay."
Broad City (2014)
"Well, we are just two sangle gals doing our thang today."
Broad City (2014)
"I applied for over three jobs and haven't gotten any."
Broad City (2014)
"All right, I'll see ya."
Broad City (2014)
"You found it?"
Broad City (2014)
"No, that's disgusting."
Broad City (2014)
"All right."
Broad City (2014)
"Later, bitch!"
Broad City (2014)
"So I need my hair to look perfect for this photo."
Broad City (2014)
"I gotcha, girl. You're gonna look just like a "Bachelor" contestant."
Broad City (2014)
"No, but one that quits 'cause she's too good for the show."
Broad City (2014)
"- Everyone says that. - No, they are."
Broad City (2014)
"- He was gay. - Yeah, he was gay."
Broad City (2014)
"- Wow. - And he's actually a billionaire now."
Broad City (2014)
"In Idaho, yeah."
Broad City (2014)
"Oh, this is my passport photo."
Broad City (2014)
"Is that a bee?"
Broad City (2014)
"Yeah, that is a bee."
Broad City (2014)
"I guess, um... Well, then we'll get started."
Broad City (2014)
"And we are done."
Broad City (2014)
"Oh!"
Broad City (2014)
"Oh, no!"
Broad City (2014)
"Ladies and gentle dudes."
Broad City (2014)
"I've fallen on hard times."
Broad City (2014)
"After graduating from New York University,"
Broad City (2014)
"I lost my job at an Internet startup."
Broad City (2014)
"Anyway, I'm not panhandling, I'm just performing for tips."
Broad City (2014)
"Tip if you like, you know, no presh."
Broad City (2014)
"Here we go."
Broad City (2014)
"Thank you so much for your generosity."
Broad City (2014)
"Eliot!"
Broad City (2014)
"I didn't know you take the A train. Hi."
Broad City (2014)
"Ilana, I was filming you for my Tumblr."
Broad City (2014)
"Oh, my God. Me?"
Broad City (2014)
"For Q Believe This Idiot. Tumblr.com?"
Broad City (2014)
"Mom doesn't know you got fired and I'm getting tired of covering for you."
Broad City (2014)
"I mean, you were born in the '90s. I'm sure you've got a Flappy Bird in you."
Broad City (2014)
"Eliot, this is a real job."
Broad City (2014)
"Yeah, honestly, you not listening to me about this is homophobic."
Broad City (2014)
"- It is? - No, it's not, but get a job."
Broad City (2014)
"I knew you were right before I did the flip."
Broad City (2014)
"Oh that's not so bad."
Broad City (2014)
"I'm free!"
Broad City (2014)
"Come on... you're a temp agency."
Broad City (2014)
"Look, I've asked you three times. Just please leave."
Broad City (2014)
"I can't, I need a job."
Broad City (2014)
"A real job."
Broad City (2014)
"- The Chinese food? - I was hungry."
Broad City (2014)
"The door?"
Broad City (2014)
"I'm barely hanging on to this business as it is."
Broad City (2014)
"- No. - See this tooth?"
Broad City (2014)
"Is it supposed to take more than three days to heat up a potato?"
Broad City (2014)
"I don't think so."
Broad City (2014)
"I probably shouldn't even be telling people yet."
Broad City (2014)
"Ugh, what is happening to my life?"
Broad City (2014)
"Yeah? Want some?"
Broad City (2014)
"That's my number! There's mine!"
Broad City (2014)
"I win! Oh, excuse me."
Broad City (2014)
"Hi, Abbi Abrams, finally."
Broad City (2014)
"Can't we just do, like, a sideways, like, pouty, cool thing?"
Broad City (2014)
"You have to face forward."
Broad City (2014)
"No, no, no, no."
Broad City (2014)
"Three..."
Broad City (2014)
"One."
Broad City (2014)
"Kyuh, kyuh, kyuh!"
Broad City (2014)
"- You're very welcome. - You are so wise."
Broad City (2014)
"You have so much insight. You know what?"
Broad City (2014)
"- I have the perfect job for you. - Social worker?"
Broad City (2014)
"Yass!"
Broad City (2014)
"Ass, ass, ass, ass."
Broad City (2014)
"Here you go!"
Broad City (2014)
"Oh, yes it is!"
Broad City (2014)
"Hey."
Broad City (2014)
"Dude, my purpose was revealed to me today."
Broad City (2014)
"My ass is v. sore, but that's what you get when you're BM queen."
Broad City (2014)
"I don't know if you should call yourself a BM queen, right?"
Broad City (2014)
"I mean it both ways."
Broad City (2014)
"It was horrible, so, I threw my neck out."
Broad City (2014)
"Oh..."
Broad City (2014)
"I threw my neck out"
Broad City (2014)
"Oh, my God."
Broad City (2014)
"in all of New York City."
Broad City (2014)
"Oh..."
Broad City (2014)
"♪ The most beautiful girl in the world ♪"
Broad City (2014)
"I'm definitely on a bike!"
Broad City (2014)
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