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Clips from Suits - Tricks of the Trade (S01E01)

Have a good time.

"Have a good time."

Suits

- You know what,Louis,dinner after. - I'll have Norma make a reservation.

"- You know what,Louis,dinner after. - I'll have Norma make a reservation."

Suits

She insists that she had a different sheet on the day she bought Lunardi.

"She insists that she had a different sheet on the day she bought Lunardi."

Suits

She was lying.

"She was lying."

Suits

I understand,but,after she broke into your offices last night,

"I understand,but,after she broke into your offices last night,"

Suits

the DOJ might be inclined to start rattling cases again.

"the DOJ might be inclined to start rattling cases again."

Suits

So,for the record, you're telling me the truth,right?

"So,for the record, you're telling me the truth,right?"

Suits

Well,as your lawyer,I need to be able to tell the DOJ we're all aboveboard.

"Well,as your lawyer,I need to be able to tell the DOJ we're all aboveboard."

Suits

We've had a clean record for 50 years.

"We've had a clean record for 50 years."

Suits

Please,Harvey,look around.

"Please,Harvey,look around."

Suits

Why is that on my desk? 'Cause the lsats are a week from Saturday.

"Why is that on my desk? 'Cause the lsats are a week from Saturday."

Suits

- Great. Go away. I'm busy. - There are only four tests a year,which means,

"- Great. Go away. I'm busy. - There are only four tests a year,which means,"

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if you miss this one,you're gonna have to wait another three months.

"if you miss this one,you're gonna have to wait another three months."

Suits

I can do math too, good will hunting.

"I can do math too, good will hunting."

Suits

- When did I say I was ready to retake the lsats? - I thought that,after our talk--

"- When did I say I was ready to retake the lsats? - I thought that,after our talk--"

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Nothing about our talk said I'm interested in bombing the test again.

"Nothing about our talk said I'm interested in bombing the test again."

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- You're not gonna bomb it again. - How do you know?

"- You're not gonna bomb it again. - How do you know?"

Suits

Because the first time you took it,you were missing one essential ingredient...

"Because the first time you took it,you were missing one essential ingredient..."

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- Me. - Not interested.

"- Me. - Not interested."

Suits

Hey,I forget,why are we looking into Gabby stone again?

"Hey,I forget,why are we looking into Gabby stone again?"

Suits

Oh,right,because I said she's innocent, and now you agree with me.

"Oh,right,because I said she's innocent, and now you agree with me."

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No,I don't agree with you that she's innocent,

"No,I don't agree with you that she's innocent,"

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but,if there's even the slightest chance that someone else is involved,

"but,if there's even the slightest chance that someone else is involved,"

Suits

Okay,so you disagree with what we agree about?

"Okay,so you disagree with what we agree about?"

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Oh,I'll agree with that.

"Oh,I'll agree with that."

Suits

- I don't feel sorry for Gabby stone at all. - Because?

"- I don't feel sorry for Gabby stone at all. - Because?"

Suits

I found her. I was her immediate supervisor. I nurtured her.

"I found her. I was her immediate supervisor. I nurtured her."

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Then she tries to cheat and give us a bad name.

"Then she tries to cheat and give us a bad name."

Suits

How commonplace would you say cheating is here?

"How commonplace would you say cheating is here?"

Suits

So when miss stone made the trade and the investment tripled in value, you weren't suspicious?

"So when miss stone made the trade and the investment tripled in value, you weren't suspicious?"

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My job's not to worry about the traders that are making money.

"My job's not to worry about the traders that are making money."

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My job's to worry about the traders who aren't.

"My job's to worry about the traders who aren't."

Suits

So how exactly does the tip sheet system work?

"So how exactly does the tip sheet system work?"

Suits

Our technical analyst predicts stocks that are likely to have larger-than-expected volatility.

"Our technical analyst predicts stocks that are likely to have larger-than-expected volatility."

Suits

These predictions are handed out to our traders on a daily basis in the form of a tip sheet.

"These predictions are handed out to our traders on a daily basis in the form of a tip sheet."

Suits

All these traders get the same tip sheet?

"All these traders get the same tip sheet?"

Suits

Exactly. They're printed on red paper, so they can't be copied.

"Exactly. They're printed on red paper, so they can't be copied."

Suits

Every trader is responsible for returning their sheet at the end of the day,

"Every trader is responsible for returning their sheet at the end of the day,"

Suits

- so they can be shredded. - So no records exist?

"- so they can be shredded. - So no records exist?"

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We keep electronic copies.

"We keep electronic copies."

Suits

- I thought you might. I'm assuming you own a computer. - One more thing.

"- I thought you might. I'm assuming you own a computer. - One more thing."

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- Well,I can't give you that. - Why not?

"- Well,I can't give you that. - Why not?"

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Tip sheets have expired.

"Tip sheets have expired."

Suits

But our current positions-That's proprietary information.

"But our current positions-That's proprietary information."

Suits

And I can't release that on just your say-so.

"And I can't release that on just your say-so."

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That's not a request. We need to protect the company.

"That's not a request. We need to protect the company."

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And we're covered under attorney-client privilege.

"And we're covered under attorney-client privilege."

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And I'm telling you I'm not giving you shit.

"And I'm telling you I'm not giving you shit."

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You think I don't know what attorney-client privilege is?

"You think I don't know what attorney-client privilege is?"

Suits

You know,you corporate lawyers look down your noses at us

"You know,you corporate lawyers look down your noses at us"

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because we didn't go to Ivy league schools.

"because we didn't go to Ivy league schools."

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Just because I don't have a fancy degree doesn't mean you get to come into my house and order me around.

"Just because I don't have a fancy degree doesn't mean you get to come into my house and order me around."

Suits

And you go whine to Morello and I'll knock you on your ass like the pussy you are.

"And you go whine to Morello and I'll knock you on your ass like the pussy you are."

Suits

but I've been working for your boss Dean Morello for a very long time,

"but I've been working for your boss Dean Morello for a very long time,"

Suits

and let me tell you something.

"and let me tell you something."

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You try to stonewall me, you'll be out on the street in less than a week.

"You try to stonewall me, you'll be out on the street in less than a week."

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As for the other stuff, do I think that I'm smarter than you?

"As for the other stuff, do I think that I'm smarter than you?"

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You're damn right I do.

"You're damn right I do."

Suits

But if you think that means that I can't kick your ass up and down this floor,

"But if you think that means that I can't kick your ass up and down this floor,"

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I didn't think so.

"I didn't think so."

Suits

That was amazing.

"That was amazing."

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It was like he was Mr. t and you were rocky,

"It was like he was Mr. t and you were rocky,"

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but not like rocky at the beginning when he was all scared of Mr. t,

"but not like rocky at the beginning when he was all scared of Mr. t,"

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but at the end, when he was all like,

"but at the end, when he was all like,"

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"ooh,give it your best shot." You know?

""ooh,give it your best shot." You know?"

Suits

"Adrian!" Yes!

""Adrian!" Yes!"

Suits

That's funny,but you might want to wipe that grin off your face.

"That's funny,but you might want to wipe that grin off your face."

Suits

What? Why?

"What? Why?"

Suits

Because without those trades, we don't have shit,and your little girlfriend's gonna rot in jail.

"Because without those trades, we don't have shit,and your little girlfriend's gonna rot in jail."

Suits

And by the way,you got to work on your Stallone.

"And by the way,you got to work on your Stallone."

Suits

You need a lower register.

"You need a lower register."

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That was an incredible Stallone.

"That was an incredible Stallone."

Suits

I've been doing that since I was a kid,and you can't touch it.

"I've been doing that since I was a kid,and you can't touch it."

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Don't do that with food in your mouth.

"Don't do that with food in your mouth."

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No,I swallowed it.

"No,I swallowed it."

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There's food in your mouth.

"There's food in your mouth."

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- "Adrian." - That's disgusting.

"- "Adrian." - That's disgusting."

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No,it's "C". Actually,it's "D". It's definitely "D".

"No,it's "C". Actually,it's "D". It's definitely "D"."

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- Final answer? - Yes,"D".

"- Final answer? - Yes,"D"."

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It's "A".

"It's "A"."

Suits

Rachel,you got to remember they're asking why the argument is most vulnerable.

"Rachel,you got to remember they're asking why the argument is most vulnerable."

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I can make the case that they're all vulnerable arguments.

"I can make the case that they're all vulnerable arguments."

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You could,but your first instinct was "A". You got to go with your gut.

"You could,but your first instinct was "A". You got to go with your gut."

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Right.So what if my gut can find the exception where "a" is wrong.

"Right.So what if my gut can find the exception where "a" is wrong."

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- What am I supposed to do then? - You ignore it.

"- What am I supposed to do then? - You ignore it."

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I can't. That's easier said than done.

"I can't. That's easier said than done."

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- The test isn't trying to trick you,Rachel. - But sometimes it is,Mike.

"- The test isn't trying to trick you,Rachel. - But sometimes it is,Mike."

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- Well,you got to let that go. - I can't.

"- Well,you got to let that go. - I can't."

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- Why not? - 'Cause I don't want to get any questions wrong.

"- Why not? - 'Cause I don't want to get any questions wrong."

Suits

You're so afraid of getting fooled by a few trick questions

"You're so afraid of getting fooled by a few trick questions"

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that you're letting it mess you up with all the other ones.

"that you're letting it mess you up with all the other ones."

Suits

Look,Rachel,you want to get into Harvard, you need a 170. Okay?

"Look,Rachel,you want to get into Harvard, you need a 170. Okay?"

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If you let a few of these trick questions go, you're gonna be fine.

"If you let a few of these trick questions go, you're gonna be fine."

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But if you keep trying to be perfect, you're gonna overthink this whole thing.

"But if you keep trying to be perfect, you're gonna overthink this whole thing."

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You're gonna end up with a 130.

"You're gonna end up with a 130."

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Rachel. Nobody gets all the trick questions.

"Rachel. Nobody gets all the trick questions."

Suits

What about you?

"What about you?"

Suits

First grade, they gave me an achievement test. I scored in the 99th percentile,

"First grade, they gave me an achievement test. I scored in the 99th percentile,"

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so they kept giving me achievement tests all the way up to the eighth grade level.

"so they kept giving me achievement tests all the way up to the eighth grade level."

Suits

You couldn't get the 100th?

"You couldn't get the 100th?"

Suits

There is no 100th.

"There is no 100th."

Suits

Next question. Come on.

"Next question. Come on."

Suits

- King lear. - I happen to like king lear.

"- King lear. - I happen to like king lear."

Suits

And unlike some people I know, Louis's references don't begin and end with top gun.

"And unlike some people I know, Louis's references don't begin and end with top gun."

Suits

See,that's funny,because that's from top gun.

"See,that's funny,because that's from top gun."

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He's a wild card. Flies by the seat of his pants.

"He's a wild card. Flies by the seat of his pants."

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Think I can't quote top gun. Get the hell out of here.

"Think I can't quote top gun. Get the hell out of here."

Suits

Oh,that was good.

"Oh,that was good."

Suits

Hey,Mike. Burt Kimball's coming to see me.

"Hey,Mike. Burt Kimball's coming to see me."

Suits

- I need you in the meeting. - Oh,the number two at Morello?

"- I need you in the meeting. - Oh,the number two at Morello?"

Suits

Bet he's coming to yell at you after your big showdown there yesterday.

"Bet he's coming to yell at you after your big showdown there yesterday."

Suits

If you need me,I got your back.

"If you need me,I got your back."

Suits

Thinking about finally going to law school?

"Thinking about finally going to law school?"

Suits

- Oh,no,I'm helping Rachel study. - Pretty paralegal. Got it.

"- Oh,no,I'm helping Rachel study. - Pretty paralegal. Got it."

Suits

Okay. It's not like that. It's exactly like that.

"Okay. It's not like that. It's exactly like that."

Suits

Oh,that reminds me.

"Oh,that reminds me."

Suits

How did you manage to take the lsats for a woman?

"How did you manage to take the lsats for a woman?"

Suits

- What do you mean? - We took the test the same day.

"- What do you mean? - We took the test the same day."

Suits

She signed my name on hers,and I signed hers on mine.

"She signed my name on hers,and I signed hers on mine."

Suits

- Why? What's so funny? - I just pictured you in drag.

"- Why? What's so funny? - I just pictured you in drag."

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