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Clips from Seinfeld - The Wait Out (S07E07)

"I love when the car place puts that paper mat on the floor."
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"We want to keep an eye on it, and want to keep the bill running up."
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"- Sorry. - Sorry doesn't cut it."
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"You've got to pay attention."
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"You know what a huge fan I am of John F. Kennedy."
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"The Peace Corps gave me my start in this business."
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"Sotheby's is having an auction of JFK's memorabilia."
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"One item in particular has caught my eye."
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"Mr. Steinbrenner is very interested in this."
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"So he walks out of the stall. He's been talking the whole time."
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"- You should have come, Jerry. - We made quite a haul."
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"- Refund? - Yeah."
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"Listen. Can you give me a lift back to my place?"
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"- All right. I'll see you later. - All right."
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"- What is this Ml, 10 cents? - That's Michigan."
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"You overload your inventory, and you blow your margins on gasoline."
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"Oh, yeah. Every which way. Couldn't crunch the numbers."
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"I know those two idiots did something to it."
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"You fill an 18-wheeler."
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"I want to know why."
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"...that were owned by President John F. Kennedy..."
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"The president's own golf clubs."
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"So we could put the bottles in a U-Haul."
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"That's where my missing soda is."
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"I remember this car. Beautiful car."
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"Have I been picking at it?"
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"I know, Mr. Peterman, but once I saw them..."
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"I just had one little question about my assignment."
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"Mr. Steinbrenner's counting on you."
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"- I'll just browse around. - Hey, wait. Excuse me."
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"You can't come back here."
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"All right. Thank you."
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"You don't have to humiliate me about it."
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"Mother's Day."
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"No, no, no, listen to me."
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"...to the second domestic regional sorting facility in Saginaw, Michigan."
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"And guess who's signed up for the truck?"
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"A free truck?"
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"Oh, boy, that completely changes our cost structure."
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"Let the collecting begin!"
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"Yeah."
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"I think he was trying to tell me something, like it had some meaning."
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"I got nothing, Jerry, nothing."
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"How can you lose?"
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"You left them in the car?"
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"I'll just go and pick them up myself."
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"I'm going there in an hour if you wanna meet me there."
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"Hey, Tony."
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"Okay, see this gasket? I have no confidence in that gasket."
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"I wanna overhaul the entire engine."
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"It's your own car we're talking about."
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"...I just wanna take my car and I'm gonna bring it some place else."
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"He's a very special maniac."
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"What was the suspect wearing at the time of the incident?"
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"I'm sorry if I touch a nerve, but I think it will help with the case."
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"Well, whatever you can do. Thanks."
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"I couldn't have done it better myself. I turned it over to Mr. Steinbrenner."
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"- Hello. - Mr. Seinfeld?"
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"Detective, Jerry Seinfeld is here."
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"How do you do? Thanks for coming down."
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"What is that smell?"
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"Excuse me."
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"Whoever did this didn't just dismantle it."
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"...and shoved right up the exhaust pipe."
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"It's a turbo!"
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"Yes, ma'am."
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"9998 bottles and cans"
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"Somebody wants to talk to you."
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"...but this engine's running on my sweat and my blood."
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"Where do I find these guys?"
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"Hey, you see that car?"
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"It looks like Jerry's."
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"- What are you doing? - Calling Jerry."
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"Oh, my God, you're kidding. Hang on a second."
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"- It's JVN728. - Hey, that's it."
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"Oh, my God. Yeah. He said he brought it to the country."
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"Wait a second. He's getting off."
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"This guy could be going to Arkansas."
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"We can't afford a detour. Our budget won't hold it."
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"You've destroyed our whole venture."
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"- He's getting away. Take the wheel. - Hey, what are you doing?"
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"Hey, you're not dumping those bottles back there, are you?"
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"Kramer, those have wholesale value. We can cut our losses."
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"Bottles below!"
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"- No, sir. - Are you seeing a psychiatrist?"
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"Man was obsessed with lactating women."
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"I didn't do it! It just got done!"
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"It's like we're..."
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"I'm really gonna catch hell for those missing mailbags."
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"Hey, wasn't that a pie stand back there?"
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"- A pie stand? - Oh, yeah."
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"Well, open the door. You'll get a better look."
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"Kramer!"
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"Jerry, we've lost the fat man and we're running lean."
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"Keeps grabbing at something. He's pulling out a gun."
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"Those are JFK's golf clubs."
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"Jeez, there goes a five-iron."
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"Oh, no, he's taking out the woods!"
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"What's happening?"
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"It's not what it looks like."
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"Goodbye, Norman! Goodbye!"
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"Let me get them for you, Mr. Peterman."
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"...is exceeded only by her proclivity to procreate."
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"The letter of authenticity is in the side pocket there."
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"Elaine."
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"Like they're so obsessed with cleanliness."
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"They don't even want their shoes to touch the carpet."
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"The mechanic comes out, he looks like Al Jolson."
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"He's covered in goo from head to toe. You can't even see him."
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"I prefer that to when they have the lab coat, the clipboard, the glasses."
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"Now you know you're getting screwed."
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"Can I see it?"
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"You better not. It's idling quietly right now."
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"I think it should stay overnight."
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"Tell the players that I reimbursed the trainer..."
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"...for the cigarettes and shakes."
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"- The players will be reimbursed? - The trainer."
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"Tell the players I reimbursed the trainer."
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"This is the third time I've had to repeat myself."
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"We're running a ball club here, George."
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