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Clips from Shameless - Swipe, Fuck, Leave (S07E07)

"It's amazing how you stuffed them in there"
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"What's happening to me?"
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"We gave you a jumbo dose of Thorazine."
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"And that's the way you're gonna feel for the next 72 hours."
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"No way you get a boner on that shit."
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"You guys are the best."
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"Wendy, don't get me wrong."
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"but are you gonna be doing any cleaning today?"
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"Cleaning?"
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"You didn't bring any Lysol"
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"Here."
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"I'm sure it is."
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"- Pipe cleaning. - Old dudes like that one."
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"That's not what you think it is."
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"I have no idea what I think that is."
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"So that you wouldn't feel bad about what you did?"
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"Look, what are you talking about?"
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"You made me feel like a freak 'cause I'm only gay."
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"I slept with some random chick 'cause of you."
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"I didn't force you to do anything."
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"I can still taste her hairspray and her pubes"
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"Because I like to have sex with women once in a while?"
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"You sleep with women..."
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"yeah."
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"Then why are we even going out?"
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"When did you become such a bisexual?"
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"So that's it, then."
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"Yeah, I guess so."
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"Kevin, what are you doing?"
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"I got a great idea for a business."
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"- Where are babies? - Sleeping."
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"That is a great question, which is directly related"
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"to my new business plan."
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"- You hired a topless maid? - Did you have sex with her?"
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"I was focused on the maid part"
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"and not the topless part, which gave me this idea."
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"You expect me to clean someone else's house?"
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"- Hi, Lip. - Hey, hi."
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"Uh, beer."
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"Uh, two Stellas and three shots of Jager, on my tab."
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"- Oh. - Thanks."
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"Ugh!"
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"- Let's dance. - Yeah."
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"so I'm not looking for anything serious."
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"- Hey. - Yeah."
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"Going to the bathroom to bang."
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"- Uh-uh. - Mm."
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"one dysfunctional relationship into another kind of girl."
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"And Luke is at the bar across the street,"
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Oh."
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"What the fuck?"
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"No! Oh. Oh!"
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"Oh, shit! Fuck."
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"Hey."
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"Ugh!"
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"V!"
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"V! Where are you?"
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"Ah, V!"
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"You know that that sounds weird, right?"
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"His name is, like, a J or an L or some other letter."
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"I don't care."
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"Careless, mindless sex has set me free."
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"Tell me more about it tomorrow."
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"- I found a pickax. - What the hell you doing?"
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"- There's a shovel in here. - She's asleep."
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"Hey, I brought you some coffee. I figured you might be hungover."
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"I am. What time is it?"
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"Not as early as you ringing my doorbell last night."
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"- Huh? - Don't huh me."
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"- Yo, Fi. - Huh?"
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"Pickax, sledgehammer."
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"Sledgehammer."
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"I'll be up in a minute."
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"Ow."
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"I don't know."
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"Why you sleeping with random dudes, anyway?"
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"Why am I not hooking up with random dudes?"
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"I'd have to care for it to be a Sean-rebound thing."
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"Funny. You said the same thing about Frank."
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"No, dummy. Caring."
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"'Cause there's nothing to talk about..."
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"so I'm not gonna talk about it..."
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"when I was in the ICU for the last month?"
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"- Is that off the table? - I got a professor."
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"Nice stroller. Where'd you get it?"
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"You have no balance sheet, no income or cash flow forecast."
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"- You're gonna give me a boner. - You sleep at all last night?"
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"You're 16. How are you gonna not get wood for 72 hours?"
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"Yeah, which is?"
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"I'm helping Fiona with the bills over at Patsy's."
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"It's not weird. It's modern."
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"Girl trouble."
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"Disinherit? Wow."
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"Or the three pieces of silverware"
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"Thanks."
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"Buh-bye, got to go to work."
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"Yes, I can. I'm his father."
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"to stroll you guys around in was a Kroger shopping cart."
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"Hey, give me that! It's not yours."
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"Gladly."
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"Seriously, stop."
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"Hey, freak fuck!"
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"Don't listen to them."
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"He gets cold."
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"All right! Whoo!"
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"at Porsche marketing."
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"Busy."
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"- I saw you with her last night. - You're spying on me?"
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"I wasn't cheating."
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"Did you or did you not fuck Denise?"
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"but I can let it go for two."
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"You're haggling with me?"
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"You doing all right?"
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"You don't have a lot of undamaged skin left down here."
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"Like what?"
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"I've even had patients suggest to me"
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"All right, you guys play."
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"like a Christmas tree. How'd you get my phone?"
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"Shit, you are heavy."
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