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Clips from Shameless - A Jailbird, Invalid, Martyr, Cutter, Retard, and Parasitic Twin (S04E04)

"She's not up yet."
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"Here's your Tang, Liam."
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"Here you go, baby. Here."
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"- He needs his electrolytes. - Okay."
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"That's right, and from now on,"
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"nothing goes in your mouth"
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"unless we give it to you, buddy."
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"Oh, guess. Frank, stop smoking weed!"
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"Ugh! Carl, get Liam away from the stairs."
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"Look, I'll take Liam to school today."
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"What about co-co van? Sheila made it once."
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"Yeah, well, I hope you remember what it tasted like."
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"- in your life. - We could order a pizza."
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"No, it's too expensive. All right?"
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"We're back to generics from food 4 less"
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"I could buy a few groceries."
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"since we have two extra mouths to feed."
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"Now why don't you just tell Frank to lay off the weed?"
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"He's very sick. Worse than ever."
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"Yeah, well, we're very out on our asses"
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"Yeah, the only reason we're letting you"
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"stay here is to take care of Frank."
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"I don't think you guys understand."
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"that narcissistic asshole our whole lives."
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"Now you're trying to play big sis?"
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"You're lucky we don't bounce you to the curb."
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"- Yeah. - So if we say no more weed..."
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"We mean no more weed."
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"Now listen, everybody, remember"
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"that when the social worker does show up..."
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"And this includes you too, Chuckie, so listen up."
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"- I'll hop on the El. - What about Fiona?"
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"I just need you to stall the social worker"
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"till I can get back."
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"- Are we understood? - Yeah."
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"- Yes? - Yes."
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"Oh, that's my ride."
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"Got to stop by Sheila's to water her plants"
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"Why? Where you going?"
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"Friends."
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"Hey, Sammi. Listen."
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"We've been dumped into foster care"
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"way too many times because of that prick upstairs."
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"There's no way I'm letting it happen again."
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"Here you go."
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"Morning."
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"Morning."
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"Hey, can I get a ride?"
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"Your ride's... over there."
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"- Mm-mm. - Mm-hmm."
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"- Mm-mm. Stop it. - Aw, come on, V."
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"No. I'm too bloated and constipated."
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"I don't mean in the butt."
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"Morning sex keeps you regular."
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"No, I'm not in the mood."
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"You're never in the mood."
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"That's because Huey, Dewey, and Louie"
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"are taking up all the room down there."
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"Are we ever gonna have sex again"
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"- before they come out? - Probably not."
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"All right, well, jack me off then."
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"- Jack yourself off. - Fine."
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"But let me get something to look at."
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"- Peek at a titty. - Mm-mm."
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"Since when? You're never hairy."
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"Leave me alone. From hormones."
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"and mucous coming out of me for days."
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"All right, fine."
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"I'm gonna go jack myself off in the bathroom."
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"I'm gonna need to borrow your truck today."
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"I've got to take Fiona to the courthouse for her prelim"
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"and then I have a Dr. Ma appointment."
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"I gotta go with you."
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"I can't miss an ultrasound."
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"I love watching those dudes grow,"
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"but I gotta work tonight."
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"Yeah, well, you'll go next week."
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"All right."
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"Bring me those pictures, okay?"
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"You finished already?"
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"Mm. Know thyself."
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"Hey, what the fuck?"
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"Douche bag, go find your boyfriend."
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"Get the fuck out! Close the door."
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"I looked for him all day yesterday"
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"and he's not answering my texts."
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"What the fuck are you talking about?"
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"Ian!"
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"You know, you're the reason that he left."
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"So go find him."
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"Not my fucking problem."
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"You know what?"
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"Nothing's ever your problem."
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"For once, you know, make something your problem."
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"The fuck does a squirrel have to do with waffles anyway?"
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"Ah, fuck. Mandy!"
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"Hey, buddy, so we need your hat and diapers."
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"Hey."
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"Hi, peanut."
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"It's okay."
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"Come here. Come here, peanut."
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"Come here."
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"How are you? Huh?"
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"How you feeling?"
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"Are you okay?"
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"Yeah?"
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"I would never do anything to hurt you."
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"I would never do anything to hurt this face."
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"- This face. - Hey, Liam."
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"- Come here, bud. - Where you going?"
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"School."
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"- With Liam? - Yeah."
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"Well, I was gonna go meet with my lawyer,"
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"but I was gonna take Liam with me."
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"No, thanks. Come on."
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"It was an accident."
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"Is that okay? Yeah? Yeah?"
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"Sort your shit out."
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"That Gallagher kid's sister"
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"gave his baby brother cocaine."
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