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Clips from Mork & Mindy - P.S. 2001 (S04E04)

"I'm going."
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"ORSON: It's not Mork. It's Orson."
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"ORSON: You're excused."
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"ORSON: Sorry, Mork's mind isn't equipped with a thermostat."
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"ORSON: I want Mearth's application for Ork Prep."
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"Never mind."
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"Air Ork's H-28 transport beam has merged with Glibthansa"
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"Does this mean there's no surprise party, Mind?"
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"Oh, Mind, you know, well, preppies can be such snobs, Mind,"
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"Hurry up, Mearth, you're gonna be late."
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"I shaved my face so close so that other children can identify with me."
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"Oh, you're right, you're right. I'm sorry."
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"[LAUGHING]"
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"You might just be a big..."
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"We could have our second annual Punt, Pass and Kick competition."
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"Yeah, did you ever see Massacre at Central High?"
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"Well, I'll see what Teddy says."
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"I'm sorry, ma'am. The last one burned up on re-entry."
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"and we were hoping we could talk to you about him"
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"[BELL RINGS]"
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"I have a feeling she's everybody's little friend."
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"uh, I'm sorry I was mean to you this morning."
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"- That's okay, Ovits. - Isn't that nice, Mearth?"
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"That's right. Hold your chin up high. Then they can really deck you."
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"Just ignore Ovits."
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"I guess first of all, most of you by this time know that I'm from Earth."
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"I'll tell you some other things."
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"That's bad."
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"- What does it do? OVITS: Excuse me."
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"And he eats flies, of course,"
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"And he goes:"
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"ORSON: Good to see you. - Oh, good to see you too, sir."
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"but I'm not sure that'd be Mearth's choice."
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"ORSON: But don't you want Mearth to pursue a career you can be proud of?"
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"MORK: Na-no, na-no."
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"MEARTH: What is this stuff? MINDY: We've got a surprise for you."
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"Chinese food!"
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"This looks like boiled grass."
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"Look. Ooh."
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"- Pass it over. - Careful, Mearth."
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"Oh, dandruff."
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"- Oh, I love this so. - Oh, my."
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"Oh, oh, oh."
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"Fish net."
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"Whale skin, whale skin."
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"- Hold on now, what's this? - It's just what it is."
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"- It's just orange, eat it. - Orange. It's sweet. I'm hypoglycemic."
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"- Gran-pop, let me ask you something. FRED: Mm-hm."
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"Do they have American carry-outs in China?"
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"- Uh, no, not yet. - No, but every religious holiday,"
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"all the Chinese people go downtown for Jewish food."
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"Oh, I'm a very inquisitive child. You probably noticed that."
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"And you know something? I believe I'm truly ready for school."
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"All the other children are going to school. Why aren't I going to school?"
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"Son, your mother and I can teach you everything you need to know at home."
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"I mean, Abraham Lincoln studied at home."
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"- Who's he? - Mind?"
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"Well, Mearth, Abraham Lincoln was our 16th president."
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"I should be going to school like the rest of the children, that's all."
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"I should be going to school."
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"Son, you don't need to go to school."
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"I mean, since Jeopardy's been canceled, what do you need to know?"
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"I mean, you can always get a job on Family Feud."
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"Show me mayonnaise."
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"Sweetheart, an education is very important."
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"And we're gonna see that you get a good one somehow."
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"You're not old enough for school yet."
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"Besides, there's plenty of time for school."
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"Think of all the fun you're having around home."
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"You have got to be kidding."
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"You think it's fun just going upstairs and coming back downstairs"
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"and occasionally having some Chinese food?"
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"Do you call that living?"
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"Mearth."
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"- Sweetheart. - No!"
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"Sweetheart, you're a special little boy"
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"and you're just gonna have to be patient till we make..."
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"Mearth. We make special arrangements."
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"No! No."
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"Mearth, now mellow out. Mellow out."
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""Mellow out, mellow out." I wanna go to school."
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"I wanna be like the rest of the children. I'm not going to sit here"
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"with four or five boxes of empty goldfish cartons."
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"I wanna go to school."
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"That's enough, young man. Go to your room."
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"- I said, I wanted to go to school. - Go up now."
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"[MEARTH GROANING]"
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"It really didn't hurt me at all."
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"School. I'm going."
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"I wanna go to school and I said I wanted to go to school."
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"Uh, Mork, I don't mean to interfere,"
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"but I think you've got a big problem on your hands."
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"ORSON: Psst."
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"Psst."
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"Not now, Mork. I've gotta get up in the morning."
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"Orson."
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"Um, where are you?"
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"ORSON: I'm using the speaker in Mork's ear."
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"You and I need to have a talk."
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"- Now? ORSON: Yes, now."
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"I'm not here to make an appointment with you."
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"But I'm not gonna go into Mork's head. That's an invasion of his privacy."
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"[THUNDER RUMBLES]"
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"But then he and I never did have any secrets."
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"How do I do this again?"
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"Mindy calling Orson, come in, Orson."
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"[MORK SNORES]"
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"Mindy calling Orson, come in, Orson."
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"Mindy calling Orson."
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"Yo, your space Mountainship!"
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"Oh, that was a mistake. I apologize."
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"I don't know where that came from. I really didn't mean to say that."
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"When you're using Mork's mind, there's bound to be some ill effects."
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"Could you turn the heat up? It's kind of cold in here."
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"I told him to insulate."
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"Coffee. Thank you."
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"ORSON: So how's the family?"
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"- Oh, they're just... ORSON: Enough small talk."
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"Where's the application Mork promised to fill out?"
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"Well... For what?"
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