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Clips from Malcolm in the Middle - Water Park (S01E01)

"Lifeguard, help!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Out of the way, guys! Drowning boy!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Drowning boy! Drowning boy!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Give him some air, guys."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Give him some air. Back up."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Sir!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Now we're even."
Malcolm in the Middle
"and Reese hit me because he said"
Malcolm in the Middle
"I shouldn't talk to myself."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Well, Reese is a horrid little boy."
Malcolm in the Middle
"There's nothing wrong with having an imaginary friend."
Malcolm in the Middle
"- You do? - Of course."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Sure."
Malcolm in the Middle
"He's over there."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Sorry, sir."
Malcolm in the Middle
"It's understandable, cadet."
Malcolm in the Middle
"I've seen professionals do much worse."
Malcolm in the Middle
"I guess the pool gods are smiling on me today."
Malcolm in the Middle
"(all sighing)"
Malcolm in the Middle
"That's okay, sir."
Malcolm in the Middle
"You'll win the next one."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Sir, what are you doing?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"I think I'm losing."
Malcolm in the Middle
"And gracefully, I'd like to be noted."
Malcolm in the Middle
"But you could have made that shot."
Malcolm in the Middle
"But since you seem to be motivated more by losing"
Malcolm in the Middle
"I'm going down, cadet."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Well, that's just gravy."
Malcolm in the Middle
"May the best man lose."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Fudge! It seems I've scratched again."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Well, you seem to be on a roll, cadet."
Malcolm in the Middle
"* Freaks fly together *"
Malcolm in the Middle
"* I just want to watch you dance *"
Malcolm in the Middle
"* Can you hear the drums, Fernando? *"
Malcolm in the Middle
"* I could hear the distant drums *"
Malcolm in the Middle
"* And sounds of bugle calls were coming from afar *"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Before you say anything, Malcolm"
Malcolm in the Middle
"I just want to tell you, I don't want to hear it."
Malcolm in the Middle
"You know what? You can have the rest of the day"
Malcolm in the Middle
"I'm not going to have any fun anyway, so why try?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"get laughed at and fight with Reese."
Malcolm in the Middle
"So now, I'm just going to lie down"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Now we're even."
Malcolm in the Middle
"and hereby offer my full apology."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Hey, no cutting in line. Oh, it's you again."
Malcolm in the Middle
"I really, really mean it."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Do you think we're wealthy?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Wealthy people"
Malcolm in the Middle
"They buy fresh pasta."
Malcolm in the Middle
"No! Wealthy people"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Your father and I"
Malcolm in the Middle
"work so hard."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Every time I turn around, I hear someone"
Malcolm in the Middle
"it's someone else's kids, but it's not."
Malcolm in the Middle
"It's always you!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Sane children would appreciate this"
Malcolm in the Middle
"You have to make me suffer, too."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Don't you dare!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Yeah."
Malcolm in the Middle
"You're going to die."
Malcolm in the Middle
"I know."
Malcolm in the Middle
"(Lois growling)"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Lois: This is the last time I take you boys anywhere!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Good playing."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Same to you, sir."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Hey, who won?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"* I don't know *"
Malcolm in the Middle
"* You're not the boss of me now *"
Malcolm in the Middle
"we've always had trouble with baby-sitters."
Malcolm in the Middle
"What do you have behind your back?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"(screaming)"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Do you know what your problem is, cadet?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Discipline."
Malcolm in the Middle
"You're never going to be a winner"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Damn."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Once again, I waltz with Lady Victory."
Malcolm in the Middle
"You two are going to have so much fun together."
Malcolm in the Middle
"I'm not pressuring him. I'm just asking."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Don't worry, here it is."
Malcolm in the Middle
"I can't wait to get on the rides."
Malcolm in the Middle
"- I'm not even in the water. - If I catch you"
Malcolm in the Middle
"That nose-plug thing was bogus."
Malcolm in the Middle
"You sound funny."
Malcolm in the Middle
"I'd just end up humiliating you"
Malcolm in the Middle
"to raise our school colors"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Now, picture that"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Then you shall be miserable indeed."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Hey, Reese, I think I just saw that girl you liked."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Now we're even."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Malcolm: Ow! Get outta here!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"I think those are ours."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Quieter."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Keep your arms and legs crossed at all times."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Okay, here it goes."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Let me adjust your bra strap."
Malcolm in the Middle
"What's in your mouth?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"I hope you're not planning"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Where were we?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"(giggling)"
Malcolm in the Middle
"(whistle blowing)"
Malcolm in the Middle
"But then, the pool gods can be fickle."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Huh?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"But sir, these guys are going to kick my ass if I win."
Malcolm in the Middle
"* It's Christmas with leather *"
Malcolm in the Middle
"* Ah-ah-ah *"
Malcolm in the Middle
"* If I had to do the same again *"
Malcolm in the Middle
"(siren wailing)"
Malcolm in the Middle
"because I've given up."
Malcolm in the Middle
"enjoy the sun and wait for them to take me home."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Now we're..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Reese, I've done some soul-searching..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"It was very wrong of me. I'm truly sorry for my inappropriate behavior."
Malcolm in the Middle
"No big deal. They just pick up and they go again."
Malcolm in the Middle
"screaming and fighting, and I pray to God"
Malcolm in the Middle
"So, do you think she's okay?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"(screaming and shouting continues)"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Goochy, goochy, goochy, goo."
Malcolm in the Middle
"* Turn it up now *"
Malcolm in the Middle
"What is wrong with you two?!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"So help me!"
Malcolm in the Middle
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