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Clips from Gravity Falls - Stanchurian Candidate (S02E02)

"There he is! Mr. Pines, can we get a picture?"
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"Doggone it!"
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"Excuse my language. I'm so sorry."
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"Oh, this is bad. This is real bad."
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"I need to speak with my campaign manager."
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"Look, I'm sorry about all this."
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"Minor setback?"
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"Prison is a nightmare!"
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"I can't sleep because my cellmate took my pillow for a wife!"
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"- Hey, best friend! - Don't be late for Friendship Bracelet class!"
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"The mayor dying's my one ticket out of here,"
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"which is why you're gonna win this election,"
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"Magic, you say."
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"Boy, now, we discussed this."
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"No more spooky spells."
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"maybe you just need to have more of an open mind."
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"Ooh, it's him!"
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"Lookin' A-OK, Stanford, A-OK."
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"Hey-O!"
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"Now just the ladies."
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"Now, this I could get used to."
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"You're missing your lucky tie."
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"Power tie. Gotta wear it."
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"Huh. Come to think of it..."
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"Ha ha. Seriously, though,"
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"Uhh! Why do you kids have to constantly tell me what to do?"
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"Everyone in this town is finally showing me respect--"
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"maybe you kids should, too."
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"Grunkle Stan, we'd respect you if you took things more seriously."
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"has put us on top, with or without your dumb advice!"
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"Every one of those speeches we were controlling you!"
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"that he can keep his fancy light bulbs and magic ties."
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"Stan, wait! You can't!"
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"Oh, this is bad."
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"If we want to beat Bud, we need another candidate, fast."
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"an empty piece of clay we can mold to our whims."
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"I accidentally got my head stuck in my shirt sleeve."
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"Welcome, all, to the final debate"
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"in what's sure to be, on a cosmic scale,"
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"a forgettable blip in human history."
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"And here come the three most popular candidates!"
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"Oh! Hello there, Stanford."
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"But what's this?"
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"Wait a minute. What?!"
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"First question:"
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"What's your position on axes?"
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"Wait. I mean... taxes."
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"Easy. Taxes are the worst."
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"I propose we stimulate the economy"
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"You don't make sense, Dipper!"
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"Fwends. Fwends. Can't you see what's happening on this stage?"
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"These politicians are dancing around the issues."
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"♪ Vote for Bud and it ain't gonna be no crime ♪"
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"♪ Crime's bad. Vote for Bud ♪"
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"And now a quick intermission."
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"We're getting eaten alive back there."
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"I don't know! It doesn't make sense!"
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"where I see you on an hourly basis."
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"You've been controlling Bud!"
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"I have to hand it to both y'all."
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"Behold your grand view of the debate!"
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"You'll never get away with this, you creepy little dork!"
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"I've even made you this wedding dress in crafts class."
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"Fine! Have it your way. Once I win,"
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"trapping you all inside."
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"I've been trapped behind concrete all summer--"
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"the Statue of Liberty is our hottest landmark."
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"Awright, I lied. She's kind of mannish."
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"Ahh. You're dying out there, Stan."
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"I shoulda listened to you when I had the chance."
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"Listen, everybody,"
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"I gotta go save my family!"
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"Heeyahhh!"
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"I guess being the town's hero wasn't enough. I wanted to be yours, too."
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"Probably lose."
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"I can still drop you, you know."
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"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, not again!"
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"Time to take care of you once and for all!"
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"Kids, if I die,"
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"Well, I guess we know who won."
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"This just in: Stanford Pines loses."
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"What?"
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"due to discovery of an extensive criminal record."
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"teaching bears to drive,"
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"a new crime he invented called "burgle-bezzlement,""
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"That llama knew too much."
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"it would appear the mayorship passes to"
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"the only candidate who actually filled our their paperwork,"
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"local enthusiasm enthusiast Tyler Cutebiker."
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"We will dedicate the rest of this broadcast"
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"First-degree thermometer theft, pug trafficking--"
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"Whoo! At least they didn't list any of the bad ones."
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"and I need to move them fast."
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"I'm sorry, Stan."
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"I actually think you as mayor would have been fun."
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"It's not official, but I think it fits."
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"Come on, kids, want to go vandalize Mayor Tyler's mansion?"
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"- Hey hey! Vandalism! - Yay!!!"
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"I'm sorry the election thing didn't work out for you, bro."
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"But if it makes you feel any better,"
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"Does someone want to throw a riot?"
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"Thanks, Ghost Eyes, I'm just not in the mood."
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"This poster is the only thing keeping me going."
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"I'm finally ready to make a deal."
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"Hahh! Smoke bomb!"
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"when I fix that light bulb."
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"- What?! - Whoa! What's goin' on?"
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"Raised by bears in the wilderness,"
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"was best known for raising the water tower,"
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"Well, now, I do believe I fulfill all the requirements."
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"Fifty percent? Fifty percent?!"
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"You get half off a used car,"
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"I'm taking you on!"
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"but you're just some two-bit carnival barker,"
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"Get in there, hat!"
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"Which I'm fine with, totally fine with."
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"I'll win either way, and when I do,"
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"but Bud's definitely up to something,"
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"and the Friday Debate, wherein townsfolk throw bird seed"
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"I got my mouth, don't I?"
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