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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S06E06)

"Maybe rinse out a little trash can."
Archer (2009)
"Also, my parents aren't big drinkers?"
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, they're like huge nerds, right?"
Archer (2009)
""Tomato, Tomato.""
Archer (2009)
"My mom, Claudette, is a professor of public policy at U.C. Berkeley,"
Archer (2009)
"Glad I didn't waste suitcase space on that barrel of monkeys."
Archer (2009)
"who might be up for the Nobel Prize. Holy shit."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, right? Right!"
Archer (2009)
"What happened to you?"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, and one more, like, "tiny thing.""
Archer (2009)
"Not that. Although what the shit?"
Archer (2009)
"I'm actually kinda nervous. Ugh."
Archer (2009)
"because my parents think I'm still working on my PhD..."
Archer (2009)
"at Columbia."
Archer (2009)
"In environmental science. What?"
Archer (2009)
"They don't know you're a spy?"
Archer (2009)
"No! And if you tell them I am, I will literally murder you--"
Archer (2009)
"because they're not crazy about this whole arrangement, so--"
Archer (2009)
"Serious up."
Archer (2009)
"Lana, once I meet them, I'm sure they'll find me"
Archer (2009)
"Hmm. He could have walked here by now."
Archer (2009)
"etcetera, etcetera-- mashed potatoes!"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, whoo!"
Archer (2009)
"Hey! Hi!"
Archer (2009)
"just the way you like 'em--"
Archer (2009)
"98.6."
Archer (2009)
"Well, we sort of both--"
Archer (2009)
"...would agree with that statement."
Archer (2009)
"So? Any news? Um... I had a baby?"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, honey, I'm talking about your studies."
Archer (2009)
"Yes, Lana. When on Earth are you planning to finish your dissertation?"
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, Lana. Don't do that..."
Archer (2009)
"Nope. because you're taking your time as well."
Archer (2009)
"What is it you're studying? Umm..."
Archer (2009)
"Really? Well, that must be fascinating!"
Archer (2009)
"No opinion. Well, not even as it applies to the rise"
Archer (2009)
"Also, that's a bit reductionist."
Archer (2009)
"But enough about you. Am I right?"
Archer (2009)
"Daddy, tell us about your research."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah. Just ask a flip-flop."
Archer (2009)
"Don't do that. Nope."
Archer (2009)
"His research is going extremely well."
Archer (2009)
"And, in the near future, you may be spending"
Archer (2009)
"a lot less time and money at gas stations."
Archer (2009)
"You're buying us motorcycles?"
Archer (2009)
"Wow!"
Archer (2009)
"Great, now you've made the baby cry."
Archer (2009)
"That was you! Lana, here, take the child."
Archer (2009)
"I'm not sure which end needs attention,"
Archer (2009)
"but while you check on that,"
Archer (2009)
"Are you frickin' serious?"
Archer (2009)
"So, now we gotta forfeit league night?"
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, especially in--"
Archer (2009)
"but there's no need to be racist."
Archer (2009)
"No, not because of African-Americans."
Archer (2009)
"Brownsville's just the name, dip-nuts."
Archer (2009)
"Also you're just a reconstructed light-field,"
Archer (2009)
"How is it?"
Archer (2009)
"Of course you may, absolutely,"
Archer (2009)
"but it's actually pronounced Doctor Kane."
Archer (2009)
"Hm."
Archer (2009)
"Well, Lana's feeding the baby. How is it?"
Archer (2009)
"I'm actually gonna hop out, so--"
Archer (2009)
"Uh-huh--"
Archer (2009)
"Mm..."
Archer (2009)
"He's not nude."
Archer (2009)
"What? Then why are you in here?"
Archer (2009)
"I was just asking myself the same--"
Archer (2009)
"Otherwise it's pointless. Is it?"
Archer (2009)
"Trunks, young man, trunks."
Archer (2009)
"Um... 'kay..."
Archer (2009)
"There, now that's not so hard, is it?"
Archer (2009)
"And now that we're all skyclad, as they say,"
Archer (2009)
"we have something very special"
Archer (2009)
"Wait, what?"
Archer (2009)
"Okay, but just so you know,"
Archer (2009)
"and Lem, obviously the implicit agreement between you and I,"
Archer (2009)
"but I'd also appreciate it"
Archer (2009)
"you know... with me... during..."
Archer (2009)
"Did I... misread th--"
Archer (2009)
"No. You do not talk."
Archer (2009)
"How about just put to sleep?"
Archer (2009)
"with an almost complete stranger?"
Archer (2009)
"Acceptable behavior?"
Archer (2009)
"This, from the man who just tried"
Archer (2009)
"I was being polite!"
Archer (2009)
"Wh--? How is that polite?"
Archer (2009)
"Because I thought that's what they wanted!"
Archer (2009)
"They said they wanted to share a special secret with me, so--"
Archer (2009)
"Wait, what special secret?"
Archer (2009)
"Daddy... Look, the man's an ass-bucket."
Archer (2009)
"What the--? Hey don't look at me, I'm not--"
Archer (2009)
"The baby! Oh, shit!"
Archer (2009)
"- Oh, dear God... - Mom?"
Archer (2009)
"Claudette? I'm in here,"
Archer (2009)
"Where's A.J.?"
Archer (2009)
"She's fine, she's upstairs, but--"
Archer (2009)
"What the hell happened?"
Archer (2009)
"my data, my notes! All my samples!"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, my God, are you shitting me?"
Archer (2009)
"Why do you have a gun? What, seriously?"
Archer (2009)
"For this."
Archer (2009)
"Great."
Archer (2009)
"Lana, what is the meaning of this?"
Archer (2009)
"Okay, so-- Whoa, whoa, whoa-- C'mon,"
Archer (2009)
"are we not even gonna address how amazing that shot was?"
Archer (2009)
"Not now, Archer, I'm--"
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, so listen, if you wanna catch those guys"
Archer (2009)
"and get your mildew back--"
Archer (2009)
"It's algae."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, take that tone."
Archer (2009)
"You got a car? What?"
Archer (2009)
"Get your shit together, Lem!"
Archer (2009)
"Lana, this is all just crazy, why does he have a gun?"
Archer (2009)
"No, Daddy, Archer should drive."
Archer (2009)
"When he's not busy ejaculating."
Archer (2009)
"Not in my Mustang, you don't!"
Archer (2009)
"But, seriously, what's wrong with him?"
Archer (2009)
"Guys, this is, this is the-- the car from--"
Archer (2009)
"Ew, that's not even what it's about."
Archer (2009)
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