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Clips from Seinfeld - The Deal (S02E02)

"Besides, she's mad at me anyway because of my birthday present."
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"Why? What did you wind up giving her?"
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"Ninety-one dollars."
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"Sorry about that."
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"So, what are you gonna do?"
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"If I call her, there's no joking around anymore. This is pretty much it."
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"So maybe this should be it."
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"- Could be it. - She seems like an it."
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"She's as it as you get."
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"Imagine bumping into her on the street in five years with a husband."
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"And she tells me that he's a sculptor. They live in Vermont."
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"We'd have to kill him."
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"We'd get caught. I'd get the chair."
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"Have to wear that really heavy denim."
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"The cafeteria, with the guy who slops the mashed potatoes onto your plate."
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"Go to the bathroom in front of hundreds of people."
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"Plus..."
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"...you know what else."
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"You better call her."
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"- You got the paper yet? - Yeah."
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"- Hey, you done with that? - No."
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"Well, you're not reading it now."
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"All right, you can take it, but I want it back."
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"Yeah, yeah."
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"...what are you guys gonna do today?"
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"...that."
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"And the other."
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"Why is commitment such a big problem for a man?"
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"I think that for some reason..."
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"...when a man is driving down that freeway of life..."
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"...the woman he's involved with is like an exit."
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"But he doesn't want to get out. He wants to keep driving."
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"The woman is like, Look. Gas, food, lodging. That's our exit."
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"That's everything we need to be happy."
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"Get out, here, now!"
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"Still looking."
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"...tell me you slept with Elaine..."
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"No one can do it. It can't be done."
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"...guess I'll get going."
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"- Hi. - Hl."
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"- She mentioned a bench. - What, like at a bus stop?"
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"- I don't know. - Like a park bench?"
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"- Would she mind? - She keeps track of everything."
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"Hey, who took my cake?"
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"...somehow we started talking about, What if we had sex?"
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"Any kind of growth really irritates me."
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"This and..."
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