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Clips from Grindhouse

Short Films 2007 32 min 2,049 clips
Short Horror

Credits

Get in.
"Get in."
Grindhouse
- One-twenty-five for septic. Sewage. - Have you ever killed anyone before?
"- One-twenty-five for septic. Sewage. - Have you ever killed anyone before?"
Grindhouse
I mean, Padre.
"I mean, Padre."
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Oh, shit.
"Oh, shit."
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You mean that a Mexican day laborer is a goddamn Federale?
"You mean that a Mexican day laborer is a goddamn Federale?"
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He's coming after us.
"He's coming after us."
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Rated X.
"Rated X."
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Get up there and you dance happy. It's go-go, not cry-cry.
"Get up there and you dance happy. It's go-go, not cry-cry."
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but if you don't stop crying, I'm gonna fire your ass.
"but if you don't stop crying, I'm gonna fire your ass."
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Uh, they escaped.
"Uh, they escaped."
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I also want your balls.
"I also want your balls."
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I can't do it, Abby, please. Please, Abby.
"I can't do it, Abby, please. Please, Abby."
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Where's the shit?
"Where's the shit?"
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...the...
"...the..."
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- I gotta go. - Saving lives, are ya?
"- I gotta go. - Saving lives, are ya?"
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I couldn't get off work this week. But you only have to stay till ten.
"I couldn't get off work this week. But you only have to stay till ten."
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♪ Going to eat your brains and gain your knowledge
"♪ Going to eat your brains and gain your knowledge"
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- What happened to your tooth?? - Fell out.
"- What happened to your tooth?? - Fell out."
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Wow. Think you could say a prayer for your old man?
"Wow. Think you could say a prayer for your old man?"
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Amen.
"Amen."
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- Still open, I see. - Oh, yeah. All night.
"- Still open, I see. - Oh, yeah. All night."
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- Who's the first? - Right there.
"- Who's the first? - Right there."
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I still eat here, JT.
"I still eat here, JT."
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I don't go by that name anymore.
"I don't go by that name anymore."
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So, you ever become that fancy doctor?
"So, you ever become that fancy doctor?"
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That's my jacket.
"That's my jacket."
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I'm going to be a stand-up comedian.
"I'm going to be a stand-up comedian."
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That's what I've been trying to tell everybody, but they say I'm hysterical.
"That's what I've been trying to tell everybody, but they say I'm hysterical."
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There's a difference between being frank and being dick.
"There's a difference between being frank and being dick."
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Yeah, well, it's really good seeing you again.
"Yeah, well, it's really good seeing you again."
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...what name do you go by now? In case I wanna catch one of your shows.
"...what name do you go by now? In case I wanna catch one of your shows."
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Little lady's looking pretty good there.
"Little lady's looking pretty good there."
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Looks like she could suck the bend out of a river. I'm kidding.
"Looks like she could suck the bend out of a river. I'm kidding."
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- It's high. - Bad would be 108.
"- It's high. - Bad would be 108."
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and we can't cut that off.
"and we can't cut that off."
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...are my friends. My yellow friend...
"...are my friends. My yellow friend..."
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It's not the radiator.
"It's not the radiator."
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Fucking thing. Cheap!
"Fucking thing. Cheap!"
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Hey! Hey!
"Hey! Hey!"
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No!
"No!"
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You know, I read a statistic that said
"You know, I read a statistic that said"
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and a deer darts out in front of you,
"and a deer darts out in front of you,"
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Now you've got a gal in your wrecked truck with a missing leg?
"Now you've got a gal in your wrecked truck with a missing leg?"
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A missing leg that's now missing?
"A missing leg that's now missing?"
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- Fuck! - Might cut yourself pretty good.
"- Fuck! - Might cut yourself pretty good."
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What do you say now, doc?
"What do you say now, doc?"
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Somebody call my wife.
"Somebody call my wife."
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That's a fact. He'll take it to his grave.
"That's a fact. He'll take it to his grave."
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- Looks like a no-brainer.. - What does that mean?
"- Looks like a no-brainer.. - What does that mean?"
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I know what this is.. Don't tell me. Liquefactive necrosis.
"I know what this is.. Don't tell me. Liquefactive necrosis."
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Thank you, that'll be all.
"Thank you, that'll be all."
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Did you know she was back in town?
"Did you know she was back in town?"
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I didn't.
"I didn't."
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I haven't talked to her in a while.
"I haven't talked to her in a while."
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But you've written each other?
"But you've written each other?"
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Let me see your last three messages.
"Let me see your last three messages."
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Show it to me.
"Show it to me."
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That's pretty fast.
"That's pretty fast."
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That you're a cheating, lying...
"That you're a cheating, lying..."
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- I didn't want to hurt you. - But you did.
"- I didn't want to hurt you. - But you did."
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Because you're insane.
"Because you're insane."
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And I was afraid of what you might do to me...
"And I was afraid of what you might do to me..."
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- Dr. Block?? - What?
"- Dr. Block?? - What?"
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Where the hell are the bodies?
"Where the hell are the bodies?"
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Wray, you stay put.
"Wray, you stay put."
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Motherfucker.
"Motherfucker."
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He's gone.
"He's gone."
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You motherfucker!
"You motherfucker!"
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- No, don't touch him! - Why not?
"- No, don't touch him! - Why not?"
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I'm riding with you.
"I'm riding with you."
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Some are rapidly developing coliform lesions. Highly contagious.
"Some are rapidly developing coliform lesions. Highly contagious."
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Damn!
"Damn!"
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I gotcha. I'll be there.
"I gotcha. I'll be there."
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Oh, my God.
"Oh, my God."
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What the hell is going on?
"What the hell is going on?"
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Motherfucker! Look at me!
"Motherfucker! Look at me!"
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Look at me!
"Look at me!"
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- You could carry me, Wray. - Yeah? You never wanted that before.
"- You could carry me, Wray. - Yeah? You never wanted that before."
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It's furry..
"It's furry.."
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It's a furry one.
"It's a furry one."
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Then start doing it.
"Then start doing it."
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- Wait, my tarantula. - Bring it, let's go.
"- Wait, my tarantula. - Bring it, let's go."
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And my turtle. And my scorpion.
"And my turtle. And my scorpion."
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We're not octopuses. We can't carry everything.
"We're not octopuses. We can't carry everything."
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Are you sure you wanna do this?
"Are you sure you wanna do this?"
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as of this moment forward, except for you, Wray.
"as of this moment forward, except for you, Wray."
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Try not to shoot yourselves.
"Try not to shoot yourselves."
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Go on! Get off him, Rusty!
"Go on! Get off him, Rusty!"
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Ehh!
"Ehh!"
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Must've passed out after I killed those things.
"Must've passed out after I killed those things."
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What if it's Dad?
"What if it's Dad?"
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You'll blow your own face off. I'll be right back.
"You'll blow your own face off. I'll be right back."
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I love you.
"I love you."
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Hello, baby.
"Hello, baby."
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Daddy!
"Daddy!"
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Jesse James custom Dominator.
"Jesse James custom Dominator."
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- Where's the top? - Baby's chopped permanently.
"- Where's the top? - Baby's chopped permanently."
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That's what it says on your truck.
"That's what it says on your truck."
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- What's the matter? You don't eat meat? - Oh, I eat meat.
"- What's the matter? You don't eat meat? - Oh, I eat meat."
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You ought to be a comedian.
"You ought to be a comedian."
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- What do you think of the leg? - Oh, that's funny.
"- What do you think of the leg? - Oh, that's funny."
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This must be the real Bone Shack.
"This must be the real Bone Shack."
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- I like how you say fuck. - Good. Fuck you.
"- I like how you say fuck. - Good. Fuck you."
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I was walking out on you.
"I was walking out on you."
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- Did you find what was in the pocket? - Fuck no.
"- Did you find what was in the pocket? - Fuck no."
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- but not you, Tolo! - Sorry! I'm sorry.
"- but not you, Tolo! - Sorry! I'm sorry."
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- Dumb-ass. - You're gonna be all right.
"- Dumb-ass. - You're gonna be all right."
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Don't mention it. That's an order.
"Don't mention it. That's an order."
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If I had known that you were...
"If I had known that you were..."
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Give him the gun, Tolo.
"Give him the gun, Tolo."
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Everyone behind me.
"Everyone behind me."
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Outside, now!
"Outside, now!"
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You fucking crazy? I'm not going out there.
"You fucking crazy? I'm not going out there."
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Cherry!
"Cherry!"
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- Skip, grab the twins! Come on with me! - You take the chopper.
"- Skip, grab the twins! Come on with me! - You take the chopper."
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You're bleeding like a stuck pig, your vision is blurred,
"You're bleeding like a stuck pig, your vision is blurred,"
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- and you're on your last leg. - Anything else?
"- and you're on your last leg. - Anything else?"
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Somebody grab the slaw. It ain't no barbeque without coleslaw!
"Somebody grab the slaw. It ain't no barbeque without coleslaw!"
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Remember how to ride a bike?
"Remember how to ride a bike?"
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Useless talent number 32.
"Useless talent number 32."
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