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Clips from Gilmore Girls: A Year in the Life - Spring (S01E01)

"We asked for volunteers to come forward. So far the list is miniscule."
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"We have Donald..."
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"- Hi, everybody. - Donald's a pro."
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"who will be marching with his chow chow, Sherlock."
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"- Sherlock's gay? - No, he's just my dog."
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"- Adele and Lois are a couple? - Shh."
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"to see if they would lend us some of their gays,"
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"but, uh, so far not a one has cooperated."
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"- Ingrates. - Is this really happening?"
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"We lent them our riding mowers one year. Why can't they lend us their gays?"
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"Donald, ask your cute friend Cliff to march with you."
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"- Cliff would do it. - Cliff is straight."
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"Get outta here."
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"- Donald's gay? - Shh."
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"- But I'm confused. - So we're just stuck, people. Stuck."
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"- Taylor, question. - Yes, Gypsy?"
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"Are you sure there isn't anybody you're leaving out?"
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"Anyone else who could march in this thing?"
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"Anyone at all?"
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"- Nope. - Well, there you go."
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"So, with apologies to Miss Liza Minnelli,"
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"we'll table the parade for now and see what we come up with next year."
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"Sorry, Donald."
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"Oh, Cliff and I are going kayaking that day anyway."
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"Uh, Lorelai, maybe you can pay attention here."
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"- This concerns you. - You've got my full attention."
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"I believe that bag of profiteroles has at least part of your attention."
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"Now, as many of you know,"
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"a big Hollywood movie is being filmed in our neighboring town of Woodbury."
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"I lobbied to have the movie shot here in Stars Hollow, but Woodbury won out."
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"- Good. - No, bad."
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"Because all the big-name stars of the movie are staying in Woodbury,"
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"but my little birds are telling me that a bunch of B-level actors"
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"are staying at the Dragonfly."
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"What?"
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"Yeah, so?"
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"We can't have Stars Hollow known as a place that welcomes B-level actors."
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"Who's staying at the Dragonfly, Taylor?"
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"- Guys, this is private information. - Xander Sackovich."
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"- He's there. - Who?"
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"- Exactly. - How did you get my guest list?"
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"- Dexter Schmid. - Now you're making that up."
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"- He's on the list. - Who are your little birds?"
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"Lydia Papadokolis, Tara Grabowski."
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"What does it matter who's staying at Lorelai's place?"
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"And how is that any of your business?"
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"If you must know, our tax base is receding. Alarmingly."
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"And it's the tax base that pays for gazebo upkeep,"
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"street sweeping, twinkle lights."
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"If we want to remain a world-class tourist destination,"
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"we cannot lower our standards."
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"These are paying guests. Who cares what they've done?"
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"I brought up a couple of their credits on my phone."
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"Sackovich did Law And Order."
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"That's not very impressive."
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"Yeah, who hasn't done the mother lode?"
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"Bit of a stretch."
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"You can't call two episodes an arc. That's misleading."
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"- They're probably studying their lines. - And having sex. They have a lot of sex."
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"My little birds are telling me"
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"that the A-listers are throwing money around Woodbury like there's no tomorrow."
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"Matthew McConaughey buys three newspapers a day."
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"I like that about him."
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"Jessica Chastain bought a full bag of assorted toiletries"
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"and two sun dresses. Money in the bank."
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"Taylor, you want a surefire way to bring in cash, open a bar."
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"We'll open a bar over my dead body."
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"- The what? - Nothing."
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"All right. It's getting late, people. Let's adjourn."
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"Lorelai, at least find out if any of your B-listers are gay"
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"and if they're willing to march in a parade?"
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"No, Taylor."
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"I'm an island."
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"- Where have you been? - At a meeting with the accountant."
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"Oh, that's great. I'm sprinting around like a madman,"
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"keeping this tiny place running, and you're off whooping it up."
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"Whooping it up? I barely kept my eyes open."
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"Hold on. These are heavy."
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"Excuse me."
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"I know you're disappointed that we have no exercise equipment,"
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"so I ran home and I brought you some of my own personal dumbbells."
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"They're pretty small. I'm used to working with big dumbbells."
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"Have you looked these people up? They are B-level."
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"- No. Not this again. - And the one with the skateboard?"
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"He doesn't ride it. He just carries it around."
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"I'm not listening to you."
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"The girls all stand at the mirror,"
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"looking at themselves like they're God's gift,"
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"- Enough. - And the boys"
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"stare at their phones with their mouths open."
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"They never close them."
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"They all have stupid ventriloquist dummy mouths!"
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"They keep telling stories about the mother lode."
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"Hey, what is the matter with you? You've been spitting nails all week."
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"Are you aware that the A-listers in this movie are all staying in Woodbury?"
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"With their watery orange juice, scratchy towels"
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"and really stinky croissants."
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"Big, comfy suites with soaking tubs and mini-fridges."
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"- We hate mini-fridges. - Of course we do."
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"But Jack Black wants a mini-fridge. Cate Blanchett wants a mini-fridge."
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"It's Dexter Schmid and Lydia Papadokolis"
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"Our rooms are beautiful."
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"But no Nespresso machines."
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"Daniel Radcliffe likes his ristretto in the morning"
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"while he reads the papers he borrowed from Matthew McConaughey."
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"How do you know all this?"
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"These people care about their pecs and their glutes."
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"Then they like to sit in their suites and soak in their tub"
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"We've peaked! Let's face it, we've peaked."
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"- Michel... - It's all downhill from here."
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"Our destinies are set,"
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"and Jennifer Lawrence is never, ever going to stay here."
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"And what's the point of living if we are never going to bag Jennifer Lawrence?"
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"Liz... Liz, whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow down."
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"This is a lot to digest."
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"Say that again? Uh-huh."
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"- You ready? - Hit me."
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"- My sister's joined a cult. - Which one?"
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"Oh, hi, T.J. Yeah, what is the cult?"
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"Uh-huh, I see."
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