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Clips from NewsRadio - Jail (S05E05)

and he helped relax everybody.

"and he helped relax everybody."

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Oh, who'd-- Who'd they send down?

"Oh, who'd-- Who'd they send down?"

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Oh, um, I wrote it down so I wouldn't forget it.

"Oh, um, I wrote it down so I wouldn't forget it."

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Doobie Kee-- Oh.

"Doobie Kee-- Oh."

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Johnny Johnson?

"Johnny Johnson?"

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[LAUGHS]

"[LAUGHS]"

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[LAUGHS]

"[LAUGHS]"

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Oh, that's funny. No, no, see?

"Oh, that's funny. No, no, see?"

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What? No, it can't be Johnny Johnson.

"What? No, it can't be Johnny Johnson."

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He's-- He's in Kuala Lumpur.

"He's-- He's in Kuala Lumpur."

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No, it can't be. Can't be Johnny Johnson.

"No, it can't be. Can't be Johnny Johnson."

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Devilishly handsome. Real touchy feely?

"Devilishly handsome. Real touchy feely?"

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Yes. No, no, it can't be him.

"Yes. No, no, it can't be him."

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I feel him, I feel him. Are you okay?

"I feel him, I feel him. Are you okay?"

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Constricted a little bit. I don't know.

"Constricted a little bit. I don't know."

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I feel like a caged animal, son.

"I feel like a caged animal, son."

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Did you put Lisa back on the D.B. Cooper story?

"Did you put Lisa back on the D.B. Cooper story?"

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I thought that's what you wanted, guy?

"I thought that's what you wanted, guy?"

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No, that's what I did not want.

"No, that's what I did not want."

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That was entirely your idea.

"That was entirely your idea."

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Wow, modesty.

"Wow, modesty."

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You really are the complete package, aren't you?

"You really are the complete package, aren't you?"

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Hey, I pressed your jacket like you asked, boss.

"Hey, I pressed your jacket like you asked, boss."

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Well, I didn't ask, and that's not my jacket.

"Well, I didn't ask, and that's not my jacket."

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But thanks anyways, champ.

"But thanks anyways, champ."

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Now, listen, if you fellas will excuse me,

"Now, listen, if you fellas will excuse me,"

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I gotta make some calls.

"I gotta make some calls."

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Would you like me to dial them for you?

"Would you like me to dial them for you?"

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Not this time, but maybe later.

"Not this time, but maybe later."

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Say, Max, what the hell are you doing?

"Say, Max, what the hell are you doing?"

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I feel so safe around him. Don't you?

"I feel so safe around him. Don't you?"

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Is that what you mean?

"Is that what you mean?"

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[COUGHS]

"[COUGHS]"

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I gotta tell you something. What?

"I gotta tell you something. What?"

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Privately. Privately. What?

"Privately. Privately. What?"

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Privately.

"Privately."

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I forgot to tell you something really important

"I forgot to tell you something really important"

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All right, what? What is it?

"All right, what? What is it?"

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Okay, I wrote it down so I wouldn't forget.

"Okay, I wrote it down so I wouldn't forget."

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Come on, come on, come on. What is it?

"Come on, come on, come on. What is it?"

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No, no, no. Actually, he wrote this down.

"No, no, no. Actually, he wrote this down."

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Matthew, why--

"Matthew, why--"

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Why didn't you tell me about this earlier?

"Why didn't you tell me about this earlier?"

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Kinda busy, Dave.

"Kinda busy, Dave."

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You're-- You're the one

"You're-- You're the one"

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that assigned me the Dobie Gillis story.

"that assigned me the Dobie Gillis story."

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that I've gone down to talk to Mr. James, all right?

"that I've gone down to talk to Mr. James, all right?"

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Right, right, right. Everybody, Mr. James--

"Right, right, right. Everybody, Mr. James--"

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You're not gonna shout "bitch" at me again, are you?

"You're not gonna shout "bitch" at me again, are you?"

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Sadly, the time for jokes has passed.

"Sadly, the time for jokes has passed."

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This is serious business.

"This is serious business."

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Really right now, don't you think you have

"Really right now, don't you think you have"

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more important worries than this Johnny Johnson guy?

"more important worries than this Johnny Johnson guy?"

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Oh, Dave, being accused of a major felony is nothing

"Oh, Dave, being accused of a major felony is nothing"

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unless that green duffel bag magically reappears.

"unless that green duffel bag magically reappears."

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He represents a threat to my entire corporate empire.

"He represents a threat to my entire corporate empire."

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It's like he's been waiting years

"It's like he's been waiting years"

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for an opportunity like that.

"for an opportunity like that."

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Well, sir, if he's out to take over

"Well, sir, if he's out to take over"

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your corporate empire,

"your corporate empire,"

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why is he just hanging around the station?

"why is he just hanging around the station?"

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Dave, I have a corporate empire.

"Dave, I have a corporate empire."

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Why do I spend so much time hanging around the station?

"Why do I spend so much time hanging around the station?"

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You know, I don't know.

"You know, I don't know."

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I'll just have to go down there and throw him

"I'll just have to go down there and throw him"

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You know I think the world of you.

"You know I think the world of you."

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You know I do.

"You know I do."

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But I mean, Johnny Johnson eats the hearts

"But I mean, Johnny Johnson eats the hearts"

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of little guys like you for breakfast.

"of little guys like you for breakfast."

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Sir, I'm serious. Well, so am I.

"Sir, I'm serious. Well, so am I."

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Have you ever been to a restaurant

"Have you ever been to a restaurant"

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in Kuala Lumpur?

"in Kuala Lumpur?"

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[♪]

"[♪]"

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You'll find him in that office right over there, gentlemen.

"You'll find him in that office right over there, gentlemen."

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This won't take a second.

"This won't take a second."

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Dave, what's going on?

"Dave, what's going on?"

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What-- What are you doing?

"What-- What are you doing?"

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I'm having Johnny thrown out of the building.

"I'm having Johnny thrown out of the building."

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Why? Well, because Mr. James says he's evil.

"Why? Well, because Mr. James says he's evil."

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Dave, don't make up lies about Johnny

"Dave, don't make up lies about Johnny"

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just because you're jealous of him.

"just because you're jealous of him."

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Seriously, Dave.

"Seriously, Dave."

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Matthew, you're---

"Matthew, you're---"

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You're the one who first told me that he was evil.

"You're the one who first told me that he was evil."

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Yeah, that's before I got to know him.

"Yeah, that's before I got to know him."

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Okay, okay.

"Okay, okay."

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Good to see you guys again.

"Good to see you guys again."

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All right, who's the prankster? Dave?

"All right, who's the prankster? Dave?"

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You almost got me.

"You almost got me."

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[LAUGHS]

"[LAUGHS]"

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Good thing I hired those guys in the first place.

"Good thing I hired those guys in the first place."

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Honestly, I can't turn my back on this place.

"Honestly, I can't turn my back on this place."

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[LAUGHS]

"[LAUGHS]"

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Look, he's evil, all right?

"Look, he's evil, all right?"

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Look, he's evil. Come on.

"Look, he's evil. Come on."

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Come on, you--

"Come on, you--"

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Look-- Oh, never mind.

"Look-- Oh, never mind."

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Oh, nothing. Just that, uh--

"Oh, nothing. Just that, uh--"

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He's trying to take over Mr. James' corporate empire,

"He's trying to take over Mr. James' corporate empire,"

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You know what?

"You know what?"

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I suspected something like that myself.

"I suspected something like that myself."

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And he's handsome.

"And he's handsome."

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And he's got a really impressive physique.

"And he's got a really impressive physique."

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What exactly is your point? Well, I mean--

"What exactly is your point? Well, I mean--"

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Maybe he's a little bit too charming, you know?

"Maybe he's a little bit too charming, you know?"

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A little bit too sensual.

"A little bit too sensual."

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Again, get to the point. Well--

"Again, get to the point. Well--"

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It just makes you think he's up to something.

"It just makes you think he's up to something."

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I mean, I'm glad somebody else can see that.

"I mean, I'm glad somebody else can see that."

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That's why I'm having drinks with him tonight.

"That's why I'm having drinks with him tonight."

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to maybe try and figure out what he's plotting, you know?

"to maybe try and figure out what he's plotting, you know?"

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Good, uh... Uh, do you mind if I knock off early?

"Good, uh... Uh, do you mind if I knock off early?"

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Dave, Johnny's evil. He's not blind.

"Dave, Johnny's evil. He's not blind."

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Where's all the stuff from my desk?

"Where's all the stuff from my desk?"

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Well, I had it stored. I hope you don't mind.

"Well, I had it stored. I hope you don't mind."

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Oh, is this your mother?

"Oh, is this your mother?"

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Okay, you know what? Johnny, you're just--

"Okay, you know what? Johnny, you're just--"

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Dave, if I thought you really meant that,

"Dave, if I thought you really meant that,"

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I'd just pack up my bag and go.

"I'd just pack up my bag and go."

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That's, uh-- Ooh, that's, uh--

"That's, uh-- Ooh, that's, uh--"

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