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Clips from Magnum, P.I. - Don't Eat the Snow in Hawaii (S01E01)

"I figured it'd take the two of you half that to make captain."
Magnum, P.I.
"What are you? Hmm? Are you smarter than me?"
Magnum, P.I.
"Are you better sailors? More dedicated officers?"
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"No. I'll tell you what you were, mister. You were connected."
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"Captain Cooly. Who got the two of you appointed to Annapolis?"
Magnum, P.I.
"Who got your Navy Crosses approved? Who was gonna get you your scrambled eggs in half the time it takes to earn them?"
Magnum, P.I.
"I'll tell you who-- Admiral Raleigh Cook, that's who."
Magnum, P.I.
"Now not covering up for his son may seem like petty jealousy to you, mister,"
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"but to me, it's poetic justice."
Magnum, P.I.
"Now, since you are no longer a part of this man's navy, get your butt off this station."
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"If you ever show it here again, I'm gonna charge you with everything..."
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"from espionage to indecent exposure."
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"You hear me, mister?"
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"Loud and clear."
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"Dan Cook was murdered, and I'm gonna prove it."
Magnum, P.I.
"And when I do, you can kiss those gold stripes..."
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"you spent 30 years egg-sucking' for good-bye."
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"[ Horn Honks ]"
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"Hey, L.S.U., buy you a beer?"
Magnum, P.I.
"Ah, sorry, late for a date. Maybe some other time. See y'all later."
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"[ Tires Squeal ]"
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"[ Horn Honks ] Come on, one beer!"
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"[ Healy ] Come on, Magnum. Gimme a break, will ya?"
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"I told you he wasn't on any official investigation in Tokyo."
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"[ Magnum ] Oh, come on. He didn't fly up and back in 2 4 hours on an R& R."
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"[ Healy ] Magnum, he was smuggling coke."
Magnum, P.I.
"Dan Cook and I ate, played, worked and damn near died together."
Magnum, P.I.
"He was closer to me than a brother, and I'm telling you he wasn't a coke runner."
Magnum, P.I.
"Okay, okay, okay. just calm down."
Magnum, P.I.
"[ Sighs ] What do you want from me?"
Magnum, P.I.
"I want Dan's case files."
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"[ Chuckles ] I don't believe this."
Magnum, P.I.
"Look, Magnum, I can get my butt in big trouble just talking to you."
Magnum, P.I.
"I didn't know Lieutenant Cook all that well."
Magnum, P.I.
"We served in the same outfit, that's all."
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"He seemed like a real nice guy, but he wasn't a close friend."
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"And I'm not gonna risk scuttling my naval career by hacking off the C.O., okay?"
Magnum, P.I.
"Okay. So he wasn't a buddy."
Magnum, P.I.
"He was a fellow officer, and somebody killed him."
Magnum, P.I.
"I don't know that. I saw the autopsy report."
Magnum, P.I.
"How do you explain the fact that he had bruises on his stomach lining?"
Magnum, P.I.
"Somebody punched him."
Magnum, P.I.
"Maybe he tripped and fell against something. On his stomach?"
Magnum, P.I.
"Okay, okay."
Magnum, P.I.
"Well, I mean, even if he was punched, so what?"
Magnum, P.I.
"Nobody stuffs 1 0 ounces of coke down your gut just to kill ya."
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"Come on. It's worth too much."
Magnum, P.I.
"What if 1 0 ounces is nothing compared to what you could sell on the market?"
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"Come on, Magnum. That's really reaching. Don't you think?"
Magnum, P.I.
"Yeah, but it's possible."
Magnum, P.I.
"Okay, okay, Magnum. I'll admit. It's possible."
Magnum, P.I.
"All right then, help me. At least tell me what Dan was working on."
Magnum, P.I.
"Nothing. At least nothing important."
Magnum, P.I.
"Captain Cooly treated Lieutenant Cook like some wet-behind-the-ears ensign."
Magnum, P.I.
"He had him doing all kinds of things. Checking out footlocker thefts,"
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"penny-ante pilfering, uh, falsified dependent claims."
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"I mean, every petty job except scraping barnacles."
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"Maybe that's why I never got to know him that well."
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"He was always on the old man's list, and I wasn't about to make it by association,"
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"if you know what I mean. Yeah, I know."
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"But I also know that Dan Cook was in Tokyo on official business,"
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"no matter what Cooly says."
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"Now there had to be something in Japan that N.I.A. was investigating."
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"Nothing. Oh, excuse me."
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"There was a 30-year-old Japanese Zero."
Magnum, P.I.
"What Zero?"
Magnum, P.I.
"A couple months ago, some kids were skin-diving off one of the islands."
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"They came across some old aircraft wreckage. We were called in to investigate."
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"It turned out to be a Zero shot down during the attack on Pearl Harbor."
Magnum, P.I.
"Maybe Lieutenant Cook was in Tokyo to give the Japanese the details. I don't know."
Magnum, P.I.
"He wasn't working on any drug cases? Anything big?"
Magnum, P.I.
"Captain Cooly wouldn't give him anything big."
Magnum, P.I.
"Look, Healy, I don't wanna ruin your career. I just--"
Magnum, P.I.
"[ Sighs ] Look. If you won't give me Dan's case files,"
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"will you at least call me if you hear anything?"
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"[ Sighs ] Okay, Magnum."
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"I just hope I don't end up on the beach."
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"See you, Magnum."
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"Hmm."
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"You're making a mess. Look at that."
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"What'd he say? Kill him."
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"Okay. Is that better?"
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"Yeah. Come on."
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"[ Engine Starts ]"
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"Hey, he's taking the freeway."
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"Okay, okay, I'll catch him at the next on-ramp."
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"[ Magnum Narrating ] Despite what Ensign Healy said,"
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"Dan's death had to be connected to some case he was investigating."
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"It was the only thing that made sense."
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"Either that or he had been smuggling coke, and that was impossible."
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"I'd known Dan too long,"
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"not to know exactly what he could and couldn't do."
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"He could no more smuggle coke than breathe underwater."
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"No, the connection,"
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"the reason for his murder, was somewhere in his case files."
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"And if Healy wouldn't give 'em to me, I'd steal 'em."
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"Alice's flight home with Dan's body would be taking off about now."
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"I didn't know what I could do to help. Maybe just hold her hand."
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"[ Tires Skid ]"
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"[ Magnum Narrating ] About the time my heart started again, I realized whoever was on my tail,"
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"didn't have enough car to catch me, so I started worrying about wrecking the Ferrari."
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"I know it's crazy, but that's what was going through my head."
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"[ Gunfire ]"
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"Then I quit worrying."
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"[ Gunfire ]"
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"[ Tires Squealing ]"
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"[ Gunfire ]"
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"[ Horn Honks ]"
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"[ Tires Skid ]"
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"[ Tires Skid ]"
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"[ Magnum Narrating ] It would take all night to explain to 5-O..."
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"why a couple of yo-yos with a machine gun tried to kill me."
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"Especially since I didn't know."
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"And since there was nothing I could do for them, I decided to do the best thing for me--"
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"get the hell outta there."
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"I don't want you to think I was scared or anything."
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"Of course, I didn't go over 35 the rest of the way home."
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"[ Grunting ]"
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"[ Magnum Narrating ] After being nearly killed on the Pali Highway,"
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"tangling with Zeus and Apollo was gonna seem like child's play."
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