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Clips from The Simpsons (1989) - I Want You (She's So Heavy) (S30E30)

"Now, you, you're smart."
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"The most strenuous thing you're gonna do"
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"is fart "The Star Spangled Banner.""
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"Mm, that's got a difficult range."
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"Is there an easier anthem?"
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"Hey, the riskiest thing we're gonna do is have lasagna."
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"Have it again!"
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"Nobody's gonna stop you."
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"Who are you?"
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"Oh, the beach."
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"Sure. Let's get sunstroke,"
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"and wrap it up by getting decapitated by a Frisbee."
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"Hard pass."
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"Sorry, Marge. Hard pass."
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"(sighs) It's been so long since you made a move on me."
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"Hurry up, Marge."
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"I'm still on New Zealand time."
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"Been here 12 years but can't shake it."
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"Please, Homer, you're my husband."
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"-(yawns) -(blows raspberry)"
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"If you don't come after me, there's a big problem."
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"Hernia."
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"We make quite a team."
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"Who are you talking to?"
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"(quietly): They're in my crotch."
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"-(giggles) -Ooh!"
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"Just call my sisters to watch the kids."
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"Let's drop him in the woods"
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"And as much as I don't enjoy doing this,"
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"I need the advice of the only couple we know"
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"that seems to like each other."
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"Like, if Shauna's best friend Tiffany comes on to me,"
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"I make out with Shauna,"
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"but I pretend it's her friend."
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"Aw."
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"Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah."
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"Guys. Guys, guys, guys. Let's focus!"
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"Focus."
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"something they both like doing."
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"And I make losers happen."
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"-(grunts) -(laughing)"
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"(moaning)"
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"(gasps) Common interests!"
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"TV ANNOUNCER: Back now to live coverage"
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"of Little XII college golf on ESPN-D3-2,"
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"your second home for Division III sports."
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"Dad, can you drive us down to the beach?"
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"I have a school project on... sea turtles."
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"You can see me?!"
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"It's always the babies."
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"Hey. Where are the turtles?"
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"There are no turtles, Homer. It's a trick."
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"These kids are trying to help you, 'cause they love you."
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"So there never were turtles?"
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"No turtles!"
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"there were no turtles."
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"(gasps) Marge."
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"I've been such a fool."
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"And you forgot to get a parking pass. Heh."
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"Our work is done, Lou."
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"I'll never let myself go like that!"
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"Ew! Gross!"
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"I'm Marge's husband, Homer."
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"Homer! Good-o!"
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"I could come right to you. Same price."
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"Maybe. But now I need your biggest, fastest kite."
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"-The Widdamaka? -What?"
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"Can you say that without an accent?"
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"-(without accent): The Widowmaker. -Oh! That's scary!"
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"-Back to the accent! -The Widdamaka."
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"When I got married, I took a vow:"
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"Homer! Rooster your gimbal!"
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"What does that mean?!"
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"Pull the rope!"
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"You came for me!"
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"Except right now when the wind blows me"
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"(fading): God knows where...."
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"They're headed for a wind farm!"
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"(kiss)"
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"Whoa...!"
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"(kiss)"
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"Whoa...!"
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"(New England accent): Well, Mother, looks like we caught"
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"a couple more kiteboarders."
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"-I'll get the big ladder. -I'll tell the hospital"
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"their power's gonna be down for a while."
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"Strong woman, I love you."
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"And never again will I listen to a doctor."
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"Takeaway? That's a good idea!"
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"Can I get a Henry the Eight-Inch Pizza"
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"with extra meat?"
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"And a side of chocolate cheesy bread?"
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"No such thing."
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"-tell me what this is about? -Like most physical therapists"
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"in America, this man is actually a Russian spy."
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"Nigel is a spy?"
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"Dimitri Nigelovonovitch."
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"Did you ever wonder why he was so interested"
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"in seeing your husband at work?"
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"I thought it was close to his house."
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"Didn't you ever ask yourself how a beach bum like him"
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"with a full spare tire?"
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"I guess I didn't want to know."
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"Just thank God, thank God your husband is entrapping him now."
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"the co-ah."
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"-The what? -Goo-ah."
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"-The car? -Goo-ah."
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"Co-ahr-car?"
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"(Russian accent): Damn it. Show me your reactor core."
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"("Theme from Mission: Impossible" playing)"
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"Captioning sponsored by 20th CENTURY FOX TELEVISION"
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"FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY"
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"And FORD. We go further, so you can."
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"Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org"
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"On Skin-ner!"
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"I'm not paying you!"
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"Why, you little...!"
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"They sound terrific."
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"Kitesurfing?"
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"So, Mom is kitesurfing"
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