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Clips from The Simpsons - Don't Fear the Roofer (S16E16)

"That's not gonna happen!"
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"That Teddy bear survived three safety recalls"
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"But it couldn't survive you!"
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"It's raining inside!"
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"For he's a jolly good fellow...!"
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"Oh, guys."
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"This is just what I needed."
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"This ain't for you, sweat stain!"
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"So what's Stephen Hawking doing here?"
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"of the "Little Caesar's" down the street."
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"Pizza, pizza. Pizza, pizza."
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"Sorry, that button's sticks!"
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"So why didn't you invite me?"
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"We couldn't tell you ahead of time"
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"because you'll spill the beans!"
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"I wouldn't ruin a surprise for Lenny!"
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"Surprise? What surprise?"
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"Way to go, Homer."
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"I'm sorry."
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"Ow, Great, Homer!"
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"I bake a cake shaped like a Lenny's favorite bar stool"
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"and you wrecked it!"
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"Ok, beat it!"
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"Who wants ass frosting?"
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"My family hates me."
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"My stupid friends kick me out of that stupid party"
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"and share it with no one!"
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"Huuh! a sign!"
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"a bar for men who'd like to drink and look at sexy women"
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"Welcome to Knockers, hon!"
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"Let me know if you see anything you like."
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"Read the sign, prevert!"
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"I'd like a beer, and a sympathetic ear."
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"I got my own problems."
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"I am the first man to ever feel depressed in a bar."
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"Look at the size of that nacho plate!"
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"I haven't seen this much melted cheese"
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"Hey, wanna split this?"
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"Move your hand."
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"I get this!"
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"Hey, my name's Ray."
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"Ray Magini."
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"Ray, you know me better than anyone,"
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"I'm no marriage counselor."
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"Sure, I'll help ya!"
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"On one condition!"
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"Deal!"
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"Now all we need is an awesome theme song."
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"one that replace that thong in the juke box!"
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"Next song."
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"Yes, that's what I meant. - Yea, absolutely."
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"Homer, I woke to find an owl"
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"I think that's mean it's 6 weeks till autumn"
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"It means you'll have to fix the roof!"
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"Don't worry honey!"
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"I found us a Roofer last nite"
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"Knockers on route 98."
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"How did you know?"
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"I'm phsycic! Look!"
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"I do not know if I want a roofer who hangs at the bars."
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"Oh! You're right Marge!"
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"I guess I should look a roofers"
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"at poetries slams and yoga retreats"
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"I got standards"
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"Ray would hi-five me"
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"Well, he better hi-five our roof!"
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"D'oh!"
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"Come on kids, we're gonna visit grandpa"
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"then take Bart to get C-I-R-C-U-M-C-I-S-E-D"
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"I'll tell you what it means when it's over."
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"Oh, Ray. You came at the agreed upon time."
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"That's what I like about you, Homer!"
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"when you bought the house?"
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"I mainly bought this house for the view."
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"and I'll be there."
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"ok kids.."
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"So as soon as he feels loved"
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"Please, we call them senior citizens!"
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"Oh, look!"
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"A dog?"
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"What a nice surprise."
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"I'm gonna pet you raw!"
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"Keep my dog? Until when?"
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"Not too long, just till we die."
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"Also, gendertatology studies have domenstrated"
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"that animal companion can slow the envitably decline"
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"Yeah, okay, thank you."
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"Why don't you find a parade and rain on it?"
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"Sorry about that pal!"
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"One, two, three, four."
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"Ned, you okay?"
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"Yes, but my mower can't get much lower"
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"I was wrong."
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"There is one in every neighborhood."
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"well I hate the way these things cut off."
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"Goodbye, Ray. Bye."
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"No, I see him again!"
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"You drooling on my goodwill pile"
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"And why is the hole in the roof is even bigger?"
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"Do not worry."
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"Ray will be back any minute"
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"It's after 6!"
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"He's not comin back!"
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"Hey, watch what you say about him!"
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"My new best friend."
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"Tomorrow morning you buy some shingles"
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"Ray's not gonna like that!"
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"I'm sure everyone's happier"
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"with Santa's little helper were here to love them"
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"I bet the old people will be acting like young people"
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"Like in that cellfone ads everyone hates."
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"Come on Lisa!"
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"right after paxed ajax!"
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"You know it's too bad."
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"What dog? - Who the hell are you?"
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"You know, son,"
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"my father used to take me to Johnson's hardware"
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"The old Johnson knew everythin about fixin' stuff"
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"When they built this place, he hung himself."
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"I wanted you bring me the stack of tiles from the top shelf."
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