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Clips from The Simpsons - Brother's Little Helper (S11E11)

"Look! A fire... engine."
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"- Stop that! - Help! Help! Fire... helmets."
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"Can't you do something constructive?"
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"Tricks? That's rich. He's so inbred, he can barely stand up."
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"- Oh! Man, that's good. - Mad Dog, I've been thinking."
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"Now, let's hit the sack."
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"and cost him the use of his pants."
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"[ Gasps ] Sorry to break character..."
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"- but these stunt pants are gettin' pretty toasty! - Roll, Neddie! Roll!"
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"Get the fire hose. Get the fire hose!"
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"[ Groans, Sputters ]"
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"[ Squeaking ]"
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"- Hi, Marge. It's me- Homer. - [ Clears Throat ]"
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"- He's gotten into the pep closet. - What's that spell?"
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"I don't wanna pump my little boy full of drugs."
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"- Yeah, yeah, we get a lot of that. - But then they see our results."
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"Homer, we agreed we'd discuss the medication with Bart."
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"Honey, if you don't wanna take the medicine, we won't force you."
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"- [ Laughing ] - Back in the lunches you go."
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"Ew, Mom!"
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"- Can't help you. - I take hormones to lower my voice."
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"You think you got it bad? I gotta wear a shock collar."
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"All right, class, who would like to read ''The Daffodils'' by Wordsworth?"
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"Dogs are outstanding."
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"A perfect place to meet a lady."
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"Well, this has been terrific. Let's do it again sometime."
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"I think it's the bright blue pants."
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"I tell you, the kid's a wonder."
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"The boy's still studying?"
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"Maybe you and I can have a night out."
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"All right, girls, tops off. It's showtime!"
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"I thought you'd like it. And I'm enjoying the friendship..."
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"- RayJ. funny, or O.J. funny? - You'll see."
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"- [ Bart Muttering Incoherently ] Gotta get it done. - Bart? Honey?"
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"Gotta finish. [ Grunting ]"
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"Okay."
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"Who else? Major League Baseball."
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"I understand the electrodes, but why does he have to be on a treadmill?"
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"- I think we should take him off the drug. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!"
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"You can't just go ''off' Focusyn."
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"I know you love Focusyn, son, but in time..."
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"And I'm really worried, Chief. There's no telling what he might do."
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"[ Snickers ] Looks like the kid who roughed up the Wilson widow."
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"I can't believe that Sarge said we're the worst bunch he's ever seen"
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"-Do you think Alex would mind if I asked Janet out? -They're married, idiot!"
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"[ Groans ] My sweet baby."
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"Don't stop thinking about tomorrow"
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"[ All Screaming ]"
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"Egad! A maniac cutting a swath of destruction!"
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"[ Cheering ]"
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"- Shoot the tires out, Lou. - Uh, it's a tank, Chief."
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"standing up to that freaked-out junkie."
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"- It ran out of gas. - Oh."
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"Maybe stopping your rampage, huh? We could go to Krusty Burger."
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"[ Gasps ] Good Lord! He's going to fire!"
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"[ All Gasping ]"
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"Not the sky! That's where clouds are born!"
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"[ All Gasping ]"
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"[ Siren Wailing ]"
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"Nothing about satellite fires."
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"That's the end of your loony tune, Drugs Bunny."
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"He's right! This thing's got info on everybody."
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"Addresses, credit ratings, what size baseball hat they wear."
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"Market research shutting down. Doesn't that beat all?"
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"- Hi, folks. I'm Mark McGwire. - [ All Gasping ]"
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"Plus, you exposed the disturbing unreadiness of today's army."
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"I'm poppin' and sailin', man - [ Toots Twice ]"
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"[ Man ] Oh, why'd you have to shush? You ruined the whole show!"
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"[ Chorus ] The Simpsons"
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"BROTHER'S LITTLE HELPER"
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"[ Bell Ringing ]"
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"[Jazzy Solo ]"
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"[ Beeping ]"
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"[ Tires Screeching ]"
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"D'oh! [ Screams ]"
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"[ Children Laughing ]"
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"Principal Skinner, what would you say is the most important firefighting tool?"
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"- Would you say it's prevention? - Oh, absolutely, Lisa."
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"- That and the sand bucket. - What's that stuff?"
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"Why, this is retardant."
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"[ Laughing ] Sure is. And what's that?"
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"That's called a hose lengthener."
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"[ Laughing ] You need one."
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"Just read the label. It's a king-sized flamer!"
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"- [ Laughing Hysterically ] - Bart, will you go bother someone else?"
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"[ Groaning ]"
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"Just say the word, and I'll drive this hoe in his back!"
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"I can make it look like suicide."
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"And I want a bike, and a monkey, and a friend for the monkey-"
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"You're not gonna start any fires, are you?"
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"At my house, we call 'em ''uh-ohs.''"
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"Hi, fire doggie. Can you do any tricks?"
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"[ Whimpers ]"
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"Fire can be our servant..."
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"whether it's toasting s'mores or raining down on Charlie."
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"But it can turn not so nice, as you'll see in this skit..."
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"by the Volunteer Fire Department Players."
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"- What a great pot party! - Wasn't it, man?"
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"Now for a regular cigarette to make the night complete."
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"Maybe we should get another smoke detector in case that one trips out on us."
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"[ Chuckling ] Why bother, baby?"
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"One smoke detector's enough for Mad Dog."
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"[ Exhales, Snores ]"
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"Whoa! Check it out! Mad Dog's on fire!"
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"Stop, drop and roll, man!"
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"[ Chuckling ] That's for Clydes, baby."
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"- A little fire can't hurt you. - But Mad Dog was wrong."
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"The fire burned through the night..."
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"Which just goes to show you- Huh?"
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"[ Laughter]"
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"It's not workin'! It just spreads the flame!"
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"What's it doing in the gymnasium?"
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"Bart, have you lost your- [ Yells ]"
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"[ Laughing Hysterically ]"
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"- Bart Simpson! - You've really done it this time."
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"Yeah. It all kind of came together."
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"[ Sighs ]"
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"Thank you for getting me out of work."
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"I'll be blunt. Bart's latest escapade..."
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"There. Now the floor is as good as new."
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