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Clips from Batman - Zelda the Great (S01E01)

"[laughing]"
Batman
"I thought so. A glycerin tear producer."
Batman
"And now, my conscience-stricken little crocodile"
Batman
"'and let's talk sensibly, huh?'"
Batman
"But what am I going to do, Eivol?"
Batman
"Hmm, that is the question."
Batman
"My act's been slipping, you know."
Batman
"If I don't come up with a super-sensational escape"
Batman
"this year...I'm finished."
Batman
"Such bad luck that you're stuck with those counterfeits."
Batman
"For you see.."
Batman
"Yes?"
Batman
"I had it all prepared for you, Zelda."
Batman
"Guaranteed without question"
Batman
"the most super-sensational escape device ever invented."
Batman
"Even by me, Eivol Ekdal."
Batman
"Oh, show me."
Batman
"Well, since you can't pay my price"
Batman
"of one hundred thousand dollars"
Batman
"I hardly see the point."
Batman
"Well, alright."
Batman
"Behold, Eivol Ekdal's"
Batman
"inescapable doom trap."
Batman
"A cage constructed of utterly unbreakable"
Batman
"Will they believe that?"
Batman
"Of course."
Batman
"Before you get inside you will demonstrate."
Batman
"I'll show you. Duck behind the trunk."
Batman
"[gunfire]"
Batman
"Oh, it's fantastic."
Batman
"The plastic isn't even scratched."
Batman
"Of course, I told you. It's unbreakable."
Batman
"[laughing]"
Batman
"Please, come up on the stage."
Batman
"Examine more closely."
Batman
"Step inside."
Batman
"The hinged wall is closed and padlocked"
Batman
"by member of the audience."
Batman
"From the floor grill is pouring"
Batman
"a deadly-colored gas."
Batman
"The audience is screaming for you to escape."
Batman
"How do you do it?"
Batman
"Why, it's too simple."
Batman
"I lift the iron grill"
Batman
"slip out a trapdoor."
Batman
"The colored gas conceals my actions."
Batman
"[both laughing]"
Batman
"Please...try it."
Batman
"[crackling]"
Batman
"[screaming]"
Batman
"- Oh! - It's shocking, eh?"
Batman
"Oh, the grill's electrified."
Batman
"Violently."
Batman
"Oh, it's wonderful."
Batman
"Oh, wonderful."
Batman
"Now, tell me.."
Batman
"...what's the secret of my getting out?"
Batman
"[chuckles]"
Batman
"My dear, you don't even get in until I get my money."
Batman
"But I will give you one hint."
Batman
"The secret of my doom trap involves.."
Batman
"Guess who?"
Batman
"The Caped Crusader, Batman."
Batman
"- Batman? - Mm-hmm."
Batman
"Oh, but you must be mad, Eivol."
Batman
"He's a sworn enemy of crooks like us."
Batman
"But he's also, what you only pretend to be"
Batman
"the worlds greatest escape artist."
Batman
"- Ah! - Mm-hmm."
Batman
"Yes. Now I begin to see."
Batman
"In perfect working order, Batman."
Batman
"All systems A-Okay."
Batman
"Right."
Batman
"Bait for the mousetrap."
Batman
"Let's go."
Batman
"Atomic batteries to power."
Batman
"Turbines to speed."
Batman
"[whooshing]"
Batman
"Clear. Ready to move out."
Batman
"[tires screeching]"
Batman
"[theme music]"
Batman
"Not one more word until I get my hundred thousand dollars."
Batman
"Well, how will I find it?"
Batman
"They'll be watching all the banks like hawks."
Batman
"Please. Read the newspaper again."
Batman
"Please."
Batman
""The Star of Samarkand.""
Batman
"- That fabulous emerald. - Exactly."
Batman
"It will be at Stonewin's Jewelry"
Batman
"on display one day only."
Batman
"Not quite as convenient as cash"
Batman
"but quite acceptable."
Batman
"Quick, let me think."
Batman
"I'll, uh, I'll need equipment."
Batman
"Oh, please, consider the contents"
Batman
"of my humble secret workshop as yours."
Batman
"- A trick mirror. - Yes."
Batman
"- A disguise. - Hmm."
Batman
"And a set of.."
Batman
"- Wait a minute. - What is the matter?"
Batman
"- Ha ha. Batman. - Oh?"
Batman
"You're a strange Albanian genius, Eivol"
Batman
"but you're also bit of a fool."
Batman
"Don't you see, this is almost a bit too convenient?"
Batman
"What do you mean?"
Batman
"I better have two strings to my bow."
Batman
"The Star of Samarkand.."
Batman
"...it could be a typical Batman trap."
Batman
"[instrumental music]"
Batman
"How does it look, Ms. Stonewin?"
Batman
"I beg your pardon?"
Batman
"This emerald of ours, does it look life-like?"
Batman
"Oh, yes, the emerald."
Batman
"- Do you feel alright, ma'am? - Hmm? Oh, yes. Certainly."
Batman
"It's just that I've read so often about you and Batman"
Batman
"in the press and well"
Batman
"the experience of actually viewing you in the flesh"
Batman
"is faintly faint-making."
Batman
"Please, Ms. Stonewin, there's no reason to be disturbed."
Batman
"That's right. Behind our mask, we're perfectly ordinary people."
Batman
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