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Clips from Moonlighting (1985) - Tale in Two Cities (S04E04)

"It certainly has. Where's Mr. Couzens?"
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"Oh, well, he's over at the Grandview, I'm afraid."
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"That's all right, the party's gonna go on for a while. He can drop in later."
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"Oh, it isn't that he didn't wanna come..."
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"...but even if we could have gotten the ambulance and the nurse..."
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"...the oxygen is such a bother."
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"He's at the Grandview, it's a lovely facility."
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"You remember, don't you?"
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"-I'll have a drink. -Haddie Mayes."
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"Leon Summers. I put gum in your hair. Eighth grade, remember?"
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"Leon is always telling customers..."
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"...how he put gum in the Blue Moon Shampoo girl's hair."
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"Really?"
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"This is my wife, Eleanor, my daughter, Opal."
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"-Hi. -This is Maddie Hayes."
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"Although in the AV Club, we used to call her Haddie Mayes."
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"-You did. -Opal wants to be a model."
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"Mom."
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"Well, maybe Miss Hayes can teach you how to put on makeup."
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"-It is still Miss Hayes, isn't it? -Yes."
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"A lot of white-wine drinkers out there tonight."
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"Maddie seems to be enjoying herself."
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"Oh, you think so?"
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"And you look almost relaxed."
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"Well, a little help from King William."
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"Not too much, I hope."
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"I'll get it."
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"-Yes? -Sorry to bother you."
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"I'm Steve Hill, new neighbour."
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"Oh, the doctor."
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"That's a beautiful lawn you have over there."
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"-Alex Hayes. -Hi."
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"I didn't realise you were busy."
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"I wanted to drop off the mail that got delivered to me by mistake."
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"Isn't that the civil service for you?"
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"Hey, come on, have a little something to lift your spirits."
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"-Thanks. I don't want to intrude. -I won't take no for an answer."
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"Honey, Dr. Hill from across the street. This is my wife, Virginia."
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"-Hi. -Oh, I'm pleased to meet you."
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"My husband's a big fan of your lawn."
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"Take care of the introductions. I'll make a drink."
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"Yeah, well, I guess I can dip up something like that."
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"Come on in."
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"Could you bring us two more of these, please? And keep the change."
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"Here's to Kentucky."
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"Well, I guess the cat's out of the bag, Mr. Addison."
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"Dump the drink down your throat, Bert."
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"I don't have any secrets from you, Mr. Addison."
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"You've seen the two Bert Violas."
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"One gets his shoes shined twice a week..."
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"...and buys generic toilet paper."
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"The other:"
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"The Terminator."
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"A cold-blooded killing machine."
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"In retrospect..."
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"...I think I may have overreacted a little with Agnes' new boyfriend."
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"I don't know about that, Bert."
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"Doing prison laundry could be an exciting and rewarding career."
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"But it'd have been worth it to see MacGilicuddy's head up on a pike."
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"I don't know. You got your pike costs..."
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"...permits, wall mounting, spotlights."
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"Your decapitation's got a lot of overhead."
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"Go ahead, joke. Who cares?"
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"I got a pair of cuckold's horns where my future used to be."
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"Bert."
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"Bertie, just take a look around this place."
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"You got about a half ton of soft, voluptuous..."
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"...perfumed feminine mystery all within lip reach."
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"Not to mention who knows how much silicone."
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"You're acting like you're in a burn ward."
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"I can't help it. What did I do to bring this curse down on me?"
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"You want the bitter truth? You put your own head in the noose."
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"When you won't give them a second look, am I right?"
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"That's the way it was with Agnes, in the beginning."
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"Yeah, and now what?"
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"Phone calls every night, leaving the toilet seat down."
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"And where do they send your mail?"
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"Couldn't find me with a plumber's helper."
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"As soon as a broad knows you care, they start zipping up the body bag."
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"But somewhere, there has got to be a woman who's worth it."
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"I don't think so."
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"Hi."
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"Someone told me I might find some more rumaki in here."
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"Did you check under the coffee table in the living room?"
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"-I'm Steve Hill. You must be Maddie? -Right."
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"Nice to meet you. I live across the street."
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"-Right. -Right."
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"Well, I guess that's gonna be my epitaph."
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"Quarter century of schooling, and people only remember me..."
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"...as the guy who conquered crab grass."
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"You could stop watering, except my father would be crushed."
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"Oh, he sent you in here."
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"Wants to make sure you have a good time, in the kitchen, no one to talk to."
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"Well, it's not exactly Woodstock out there, is it?"
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"Nope."
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"Well, I don't wanna keep you. You're the guest of honour, so--"
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"-Do you have a car? -What?"
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"Do you like to drive fast? Is there a radio?"
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"Sure, I got a radio."
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"Like to give me a tour of the local attractions?"
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"-Now? -Right now."
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"Let's take a drive. I haven't been out of this house in a week."
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"I don't know. There's not much to see."
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"Is the happy seaman the guy with one girl back in Baltimore..."
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"...dunks the doughnut one month out of the year?"
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"Or is the happy seaman the guy with a doughnut in every port?"
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"I love doughnuts, Mr. Addison."
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"Attaboy, Bert. In this world, it's all you can eat."
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"Batting average goes way up when you can hit the ball to all fields."
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"How right you are, sir."
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"Couple of home runs just walked in."
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"They certainly are pleasant-looking."
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"They're talking to us, Bert."
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"-What? -Body language."
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"They're throwing their shoulders back."
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"What happens when you throw your shoulders back?"
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"That's right."
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"Hope you wore clean underwear, Bertie."
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"My purple ones."
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"Excuse me, will you bring us a couple more of these?"
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