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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Goodnight Gracie (S04E04)

"and I'm always thrown into the middle."
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"You seem tense. You know they have a steam room?"
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"Wanna join me for a shvitz? Please, it's Florida."
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"If I wanna sweat more, I'll just move my arms. You go have fun."
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"Hey, you. Are you liking that book?"
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"It's not the worst thing I've picked up at an airport, but close."
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"What is this,"
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"a book club or a Miss America pageant?"
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"We're looking for our next book."
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"- Oh, what are you reading now? - Tempted by Her innocent Kiss."
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"I-I'm sure you don't know it. Oh, please."
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"Devon Carter was Ashley's first."
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"but her hopes of true love are crushed..."
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"when she finds out their marriage is just another one of Daddy's business deals."
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"- I'm gay. - Oh! My grandson is gay."
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"His name is Daniel Schulman. Uh, do you know him?"
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"Oh! Is he about this tall, dark hair, circumcised?"
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"You're terrible."
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"All right, ladies. All right."
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"You think we have room at our table for a handsome young man?"
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"Well, let me know when he gets here, and maybe I'll come back."
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"Terrible little boy."
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"Don't be nervous, all right?"
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"I'll explain your situation. I'll have you out of here in no time."
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"Okay, I've heard enough."
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"The A.C.'s busted, and I'm in this giant black Snuggie."
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"$500 fine."
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"- Keep the change. - Keep the watch."
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"Thirty days in county jail."
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"Ay. What?"
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"- Ooh, she's tough. - Next."
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"Anita Menchaca. Petty theft."
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"Sí."
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"Mister, you're a lawyer? Help me, please."
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"Oh, I'm sorry. I'm her lawyer."
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"No, no, help her, so this will go faster."
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"She reminds me of my abuela,"
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"with her head scarf and her petty theft charges. Okay."
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"Here, Your Honor. I'm Mitchell Pritchett, attorney to Ms. Manchego."
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"Menchaca. Uh, yeah."
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"- Are you ready to enter a plea? - Absolutely."
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"I see no reason why this matter should take up any more of the court's valuable time."
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"Please tell me that's not your mom."
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"My dad keeps saying it's a size too small, but she squeezed into it."
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"No, this is stuff she left for the kids."
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"Oh, that is sweet."
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"Well, uh, should we take a look?"
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"I guess so. Okay."
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"Wow. There's a note for you."
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"Really? She must have written it before she died."
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"Let's hope so. Would you, please?"
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"Yeah."
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"Oh, boy. "Dear Phil,"
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"You've always been the most wonderful son,"
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"and now I need you to do one last thing for me.""
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"Oh, no! She's gonna ask me to throw her ashes in the pope's face."
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""Don't say anything to your father, because he'll just resist,"
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"but there's a woman named Annie Fitzsimmons..."
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"who lives a few streets over."
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"We don't know her very well, but I've always admired her,"
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"and I think she'd be perfect for your dad."
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"So before you go home, I want you to fix him up with her.""
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"That is crazy! "I know this sounds crazy,"
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"but single men are in short supply here,"
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"and a lot of scheming harpies will swoop in..."
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"before your father knows what hit him."
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"I don't believe this."
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"It's too soon, and my dad's not a cartoon bear."
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"He's perfectly capable of making intelligent decisions."
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"Hey, guys? I made cookies."
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"Oh, good. I thought that was a neighbor."
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"Hey, kids, your grandma left each of you something."
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"Cool! Rockports!"
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"- It's just the box. - Uh-huh."
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"Oh, my God. There's a letter."
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"I don't know if I'm ready for this."
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"Although if Grandma wrote it, she must have sensed I was ready."
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"Because you had such a bond? You felt it too?"
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"Haley, why don't you tell us what yours says?"
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"Well, it's so sweet. It's about how beautiful I am inside and-"
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"Score! Jewelry."
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"Whoa! Check it out. Well, look at that."
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"Your grandma loved pocket watches."
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"Oh. She said they made a man look dignified."
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"No, but suddenly I'm glad it's there."
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"- A lighter. - Huh. What does the note say?"
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""This is a lighter.""
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"I don't understand."
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"How much clearer could she have been?"
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"I wouldn't read too much into it."
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"Your grandma loved you very much."
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"Here, Alex, I can help you out with that."
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"A crappy old lighter is not a sucky gift."
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"Honey, honey. Hey. So you're not gonna do what your mom asked?"
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"Marry off my dad to a complete stranger on the day of her funeral?"
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"I think not. It was her last wish."
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"When my dad is ready, he gets to pick his own girlfriend."
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"That's the big upside to your wife dying."
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"Also, not having to think before you speak."
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"Your Honor, it all boils down to this:"
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"The motel owes Ms. Menchengo-"
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"Menchaca. Damn it. Every time."
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"...more in wages than she ever could've taken in soaps and tiny shampoos."
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"Fine. Case dismissed."
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"¡Gracias! ¡Muchas gracias! De nada. De nada."
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"Muchas gracias. Did you see that?"
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"I won. I can't believe it."
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"Yeah. It scares me that winning is such a surprise for you."
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"Next. Matthew Plonsker. Parking violations."
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"I thought I'd be a little rusty, but apparently not."
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"Oh! Really? Sweet."
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"Yes! Go make your mistakes with him."
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"I don't want to go to jail for prostitution."
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"Like you could afford me."
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"Nay!"
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"It was the entire criminal justice system."
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"Therefore I submit to you-"
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"the only influence my client was under that night..."
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"was his love of boating."
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"Shame!"
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