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Clips from The Simpsons - Warrin' Priests Part 2 (S31E31)

"¶ ¶"
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"D'oh!"
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"None of you will inherit anything."
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"You want to hold my gun?"
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"You-you can. (chuckles)"
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"-(overlapping chatter) -This preacher is so amazing."
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"when it's not part of a big montage"
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"Silly. Moms aren't attracted to pastors."
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"(whimpers)"
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"Mr. Smithers."
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"reading his copies of the scriptures."
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"Exodus."
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"or think everybody but you is going to Hell."
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"Way to preach, bitch."
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"It means to reconnect."
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"Malpractice makes malperfect."
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"(crickets chirping)"
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"(sighs) Well, the crickets agree."
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"Mr. Flanders."
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"Okay, Ned, look, God is the love,"
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"¶ Maybe this time ¶"
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"¶ I've got science ¶"
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"Let me show you how it's done. And a one, and a two."
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"Like father like daughter."
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"And if you don't think so,"
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"and read the Bible a little bit closer."
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"to put them in hotel rooms?"
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"I'm sure you're very sincere,"
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"and have no idea what it means."
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"We're out of here."
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"I have a couple here to see you."
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"Him?!"
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"Even for a pastor,"
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"money doesn't matter, this doesn't matter."
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"Is he burning what I think he's burning?"
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"Reverend Wright?"
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"You think he's..."
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"And better."
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"Not this time."
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"a lifetime's worth of disappointment."
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"(tires screeching)"
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"Get thee behind me, Saturn."
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"Nothing for the reverend."
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"You didn't have to break your nudie glasses."
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"Also, I told Marge I was going for a colonoscopy"
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"when I actually went to a Planet of the Apes marathon."
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"Hallelujah!"
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"Please. I make my living in here."
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"there's a still, quiet place"
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"Homer, does this Flanders guy ever annoy you?"
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"(horns honking)"
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"You, sir, have challenged me on scripture."
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"then let us make a joyful noise unto the Lord."
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"Punishment is the key to belief."
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"Matthew 25:46."
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"But God's grace is for everyone."
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"(chuckles) What about 2 Thessalonians 1:9?"
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""They will suffer the punishment of eternal destruction...""
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"Romans 11:32."
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"Them all."
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"Reverend, you come to dinner at my house!"
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"Surely, we know the reverend is a blessed man who..."
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"(gasping)"
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"Oh, boy."
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"Even the fire eater is sad."
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"(plays sad notes)"
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"Welcome, all of you. Let's begin."
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"(playing fanfare)"
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"Ran his ass right out of town."
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"who preached a new philosophy,"
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"I just hope what I said resonated with a few of you."
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"Like Lisa, one who may change the world."
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"Yarr!"
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"Glad to have known you."
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"And I just want to say, rot in Hell, Bible burner."
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"you care about without a meat loaf."
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"we'll know you really love us."
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"Dear God, please let the Simpsons never end."
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"a philosophical question, so I'll see you at the church."
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"Why couldn't you burn Bill O'Reilly's books?"
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"There are so many."
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"not in a overbuilt cathedral or some book."
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"-Why did you do it? -I was 19."
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"I saw how people were using the Bible to divide and exclude."
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"You know what I mean?"
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"That was fine. No fire."
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"I've regretted it since the day I did it."
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"Yeah, no."
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"-Yeah. -Yeah."
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"I've lost my faith, Lou."
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"(chuckles, whoops)"
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"¶ ¶"
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"(grunts)"
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"(theme to Succession playing)"
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"¶ ¶"
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"Because there isn't any."
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"(grunts)"
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"D'oh."
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"Previously on The Simpsons,"
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"a charismatic new preacher came to Springfield."
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"like no adult man she'd ever met."
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"This brunch has turned into..."
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"a jazz brunch!"
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"BROCKMAN: Reverend Lovejoy"
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"lost his job and swore reveng."
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"This is..."
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"-(tires screeching) -(Jimbo laughing)"
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"I'm looking forward to this."
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"This is the first time I've come to church"
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"of my enemies being whacked."
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"Whoa! Hey! Whoa!"
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"Well, someone looks awfully nice for church."
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"Oh, this thing?"
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"Are you sure you aren't just attracted"
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"to our handsome new pastor?"
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"Oh, this place is so crowded."
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"My leg is touching Milhouse's dad's."
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"Looks like we're knee neighbors, huh, buddy?"
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"I don't think I've ever seen you without Mr. Burns."
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"Oh, Mr. Burns is more comfortable at home"
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