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Clips from New Girl - Bad in Bed (S01E01)

"Except for you, Gina. Horribly irresponsible."
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"So I'm looking forward to having sex tonight."
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"Yeah. Me too. Sex is the bomb."
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"Do you like porn?"
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"No. Do you?"
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"Yeah, I mean, I... Yeah. I do like pornos."
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"Yeah, you know, when my imagination isn't really working..."
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"or I've exhausted the bullpen."
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"I just find it very erotic."
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"And then I just love, like..."
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"everything that's erotic."
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"Yeah, party!"
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"Party, yeah! Yeah, Gina, yeah!"
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"Schmidt! Schmidt! Schmidt!"
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"- Aha! Yeah! - This is so weird!"
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"- I love it! - Aah!"
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"I'm having a baby!"
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"She's having a baby!"
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"Yeah!"
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"Things people say sometimes, I don't really write it, but I think..."
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"Are we gonna do this?"
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"- Yeah, definitely. - Sit down."
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"Okay."
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"Whoa. Wow."
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"- You are hot, hot, hot. - Thank you."
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"Hello, weather service?"
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"Oh, there's a heat wave from Portsmouth to Port, Kansas."
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"I don't know, I don't... What is happening?"
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"We're talking dirty, slim."
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"Oh, okay. You're doing a voice. You want me to do a voice?"
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"Well, I'm so happy to be here."
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"Jimmy Stewart?"
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"You look ravishing in your netting..."
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"- Thank you very much. - Contraption."
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"Why don't you let me see your caboose?"
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"Okay, here. Let me go ahead and..."
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"- Your caboose. Your butt. - Oh, my butt. Okay."
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"Here's my caboose."
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"Oh, happy birthday, me!"
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"- Oh, my God. Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. - No."
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"No, it was great. I just... It felt so good and sensual."
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"You want me to wiggle it around?"
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"How about you help me get a little more comfortable?"
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"Oh, all right, dear. Okay."
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"I'm gonna try something different."
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"I just... Oh, okay, great."
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"Young man."
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"Young man, the things I'm gonna do to you."
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"Well, I can't wait to..."
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"Young man, don't take all day."
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"Well, I understand, ma'am, but you're wearing chain mail here."
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"- I am not getting any younger. - It's like an erotic rope course."
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"Okay, I... Let me try up here."
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"- I think it's... - I can't do the voice..."
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"- and get this off at same time. - - Okay."
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"- Is that...? Are you okay? - Yes."
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"This is..."
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"I'm gonna split you like a log!"
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"Wait, hold on. What is that?"
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"- It's a lumberjack. - Hold on one second."
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"Can we just start over and just kind of go back to basics for a minute?"
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"Just you and me."
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"- Okay. - Okay."
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"- Just our regular voices. - Ha, ha."
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"See? So nice."
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"So nice."
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"- You're hurting me. - Oh, my God."
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"Oh, God."
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"- Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm good. I'm good."
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"- Let me get you some water. - Yeah."
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"- I have good water at home. - I have water here."
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"I have a filter. It's a special ionized filter I got at home. Okay."
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"I'm glad you convinced me to go to your barbershop."
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"Wow, man. L... It actually looks really good."
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"Right? I look good."
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"I loved it there. Think they liked me?"
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"- I think they loved you in there, man. - Okay, good."
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"- How did it go? - Is he still in there, Jess?"
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"There's no more tea. I forgot to buy tea."
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"Hello."
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"Where's...? Where is the door?"
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"Hey, what's up, Jess?"
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"You okay, Jess?"
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"I messed up."
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"He ran away. He got scared."
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"Why would he be scared?"
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"Because I choked him. I lightly choked him."
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"Wow."
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"That's what happens when you listen to Schmidt."
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"It's just when I was with Spencer, I didn't even think about this."
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"- I just did it. - Okay."
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"Here's the thing."
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"You gotta stop thinking about it."
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"Just relax and be yourself. You're awesome."
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"- What do you think, Winston? - Why are you asking Winston?"
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"Nick, look at your hair. You don't look like someone who's good at sex."
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"I can't believe you just said that."
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"You're gonna stop worrying about it. Completely."
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"- That's really good. - Literally what I just said."
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"What are you worried about anyway?"
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"Paul doesn't care what you do. I've seen the way that boy looks at you."
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"- And he is crazy about you. - I agree, I..."
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"Shh. I'm trying to listen to Winston."
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"- Oh, hi. - Hi."
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"- Paul - Hey, Winston."
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"- Can I talk to you for a minute? - Yeah."
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"- We'll step into my office. - Okay."
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"- Hey, Nick. - Okay."
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"Um..."
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"- Hi - Hi."
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"- So last night was... - No, I'm so sorry."
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"- No, no, don't, please... - Unacceptable."
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"I'm really intimidated by you, Jess."
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"You're so experienced and I've never done that stuff..."
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"that S & M style, bondage stuff."
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"It scares me a little but I wanna do it because I know that you're into it."
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"Just please be gentle with me at first, okay?"
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"I really like you."
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"- Really? - Yeah, I do."
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"And nothing else matters."
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