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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Bob Hope (S02E02)

"Oh, wow. I really like being in your arms."
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"Why is your mother trying to keep us apart?"
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"I don't know. I'll ask her."
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"Mother, why are you trying to keep us apart?"
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"I think my nose is too large."
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"Oh, Phyllis, you're blowing it all out of proportion."
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"- I know that. - Uh..."
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"- [applause] - Ladies and gentlemen,"
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"Switzerland has given us watches, chocolate and silliness."
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"We take you now to the Alps for the latter."
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"[chattering]"
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"Yeah, it's beautiful. You really can play that piano, Rowlf."
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"- What's your secret? - No secret."
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"- I just practice a lot. - Uh-huh."
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"[plays arpeggio and misses note]"
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"And what is this doing in there?"
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"That's the piano tuna!"
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"It should be OK now."
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"[plays arpeggio perfectly]"
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"I don't believe it. You pay a fish?"
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"[♪ Too Shy to Say]"
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"[applause]"
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"That Petula Clark sure can carry a tune."
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"She's gotta do better than that tonight."
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"She's gotta carry the whole show."
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"[laughing]"
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"Hi."
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"Uh, hello, yourself."
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"Mickey Moose?"
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"How can I forget?"
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"Excuse me. Perchance have you seen a Mickey Moose around?"
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"Ronald. Ronald Duck."
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"- [laughing] - Ronald Duck and Mickey Moose?"
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"Would you guys get out of here? Come on, out!"
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"It's a far, far better moose and duck you find before you."
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"The continuing story of a quack who's gone to the dogs."
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"Hey, nurse, how's this next patient?"
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"Not groovy, Dr. Bob."
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"Oh, maybe he's got slipping sickness."
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"[all laughing]"
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"No, no, he must have something else."
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"He better have. Money, for one thing."
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"[laughing]"
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"Right. I don't make a cut till I take my cut."
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"[laughing]"
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"Dr. Bob, the patient is sinking fast."
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"- He is sinking. I don't understand it. - Quick, Dr. Bob."
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"- Quick what? - Quicksand."
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"[laughing]"
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"[echoing] Hey, I can't see a thing down here."
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"- Hand me a hypodermic needle. - What for?"
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"- Just a shot in the dark. - [laughing]"
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"- Oh! Whoa! - Dr. Bob!"
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"Oh, no! Oh!"
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"- Dr. Bob? - Dr. Bob!"
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"- [screaming] - Oh, Miss Piggy!"
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"[Janice] Oh, oh, oh, no!"
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"Oh, wow. Oh! Oh, wow!"
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"- What a downer. - [crashing]"
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"So, once again we come to the end of Veterinarian's Hospital."
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"At least I won't have to declare this on my income tax."
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"I wish they had done that differently."
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"- How would you want them to do it? - Better."
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"[humming]"
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"[speaking mock Swedish]"
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"...chocolate mousse."
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"...chocolate..."
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"Yum, yum, yum! Chocolate..."
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"Good, good chocolate."
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"Now, the mousse."
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"And the chocolate on the moose."
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"[humming]"
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"Wait a minute, wait a minute. You cannot..."
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"- Hey, Petula? - Yes?"
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"Have you seen the set for your closing number?"
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"- No Scooter, I haven't. What's it like? - Oh, it's sensational."
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"And it's 15 feet high. And it's made of real glass."
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"- Glass? - Yeah. It's the prettiest thing..."
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"[Kermit] Hey, would you get that moose out of here?"
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"[glass shattering]"
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"Cancel the fountain."
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"Um, um, Miss Clark, there's been a little bit of trouble."
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"We can do without the fountain."
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"That lovely spray of flowers will be perfect."
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"- Yes? - The moose ate them."
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"It doesn't matter."
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"We don't need that fancy decor."
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"It's the kind of song that will work anywhere. It'll be OK."
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"- It will. Really? - Yeah."
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"[♪ Tomorrow]"
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"[applause]"
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"OK, that's just about the end of the show."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Petula Clark!"
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"- [applause] - Thank you!"
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"Thank you. Thank you."
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"- Oh, good. - I loved all the acts."
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"I think the Muppets are fabulous and I'm crazy about the moose."
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"Now, that's my kind of woman."
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"OK, we'll see you next time on The Mickey... The Muppet Show!"
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"All right, frog, we watched the show!"
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"Yeah. Unlock the doors."
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"You're supposed to get the buffalo."
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"I was supposed to be a buffalo."
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"Really, Harold?"
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"Yeah, me too."
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"[announcer] And now, Veterinarian's Hospital."
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"But before we go, let us have a warm thank you for our special guest star."
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"I had a fabulous time, Kermit."
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"- Yeah. It's a fountain with real water! - Wow."
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"[applause]"
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"♪ On the most sensational Inspirational ♪"
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"[♪ A Sea Chantey ]"
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"[spurs jingling]"
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"[shooting continues]"
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"Remember me?"
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"Oh."
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