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Clips from Teenage Euthanasia - Suddenly Susan (S01E01)

"you would've gotten to make a potholder this afternoon."
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"But remember our other motto."
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"- No club prepares you for life's disappointments"
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"like birding club."
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"[ Bird cooing ]-Shh! I hear a bird."
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"A living one."
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"Try to spot it, everybody."
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"- Oh, my gosh, it's a white-crested pied."
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"[ Gasps ] It's got a nest full of eggs!"
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"[ Gasps ]"
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"- Ms. Fantasy, halt!"
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"By the order of the bird watchers!"
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"- That's not a real thing, Ralphie."
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"- Your mother is going right up to the nest."
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"Why is she getting so close?"
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"- Maybe we could bribe her back down."
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"Does anyone see any acorns?"
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"- Don't feed her more!"
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"We don't need to watch her poop again."
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"- Speak for yourself, Carmen."
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"- [ Chittering ]"
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"[ Bird cooing ]"
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"♪♪"
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"- [ Coos romantically ]"
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"- [ Squeaks ]"
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"- Annie, I can't believe this."
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"Your mother appears to be communicating with a bird!"
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"- That's my mom."
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"- Why don't you ever talk to birds?"
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"- Baby, I can barely talk to your father."
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"- She's bringing down the pigeon and the nest!"
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"- [ Gasps ]"
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"- Oh, wow. - Amazing."
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"- Your mother really knows"
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"how to spice up ornithology, Annie."
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"- I think the eggs are about to hatch."
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"Birders, get your cameras out."
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"♪♪"
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"- Oh, the miracle of --"
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"Oh!"
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"- No one ever comes in here."
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"- So how hard do we like to party?"
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"Because it's been too long for old Susan."
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"[ Gasps ] Foreplay."
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"- Oh, Susan, these will make you"
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"hallucinate eight heads on everyone."
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"So it'll feel like an orgy with just the two of us."
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"- Oh, wait. Damn it."
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"I have one more stash in the "Garfield & Friends" wing."
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"Don't move. [ Chuckles ]"
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"I'll be right back."
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"- I'm about to get high and boink might-as-well-be Patrick Swayze."
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"And to think I could be on a birdwatching trip!"
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"[ Dramatic music plays ]"
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"- No! No, no."
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"Time can't be up yet."
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"No, no, no!"
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"♪♪"
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"[ Alarm blaring ]"
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"[ Keypad beeps, alarm stops ]"
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"- Not again."
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"- Hey, Andre, I found that misplaced hitchhiker"
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"from the Hall of Dangerous Situations for Women."
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"I'mma take her back."
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"- I'd better not still be on that fucking birdwatching trip!"
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"- [ Squawks ]"
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"[ All gasp ]"
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"- You discovered an entirely new species, Mom."
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"Even if you really are a squirrel,"
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"this is the best day we've ever had."
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"Thank you."
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"- [ Gags ]"
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"- Shit."
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"Ugh!"
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"Did I eat carbs today?"
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"- You were a great Mom today."
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"- I was? Oh, fabulous."
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"Maybe for your choir recital"
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"I can swap bodies with the morgue goat."
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"- He does love Philip Glass."
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"- That was just amazing, Mrs. Fantasy."
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"Birder of the year!"
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"Birder of the year!"
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"Chant with me, I'm feeling very self-conscious right now."
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"- Birder of the Year!"
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"Birder of the Year! Birder of the Year!"
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"- That's me."
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"- Trophy! There you are."
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"I think we should just get married to appease Baba."
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"That's what my therapist calls "exactly the problem.""
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"- [ Chittering ]"
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"- [ Screams ]"
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"Okay, so maybe no s-e-x, but..."
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"Whoa!"
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"So..."
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"what's your son's name?"
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"♪♪"
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"[ Squeaks ]"
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"[ Thuds ]"
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"- [ Chuckling ] - [ Moaning ]"
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"♪♪"
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"- ♪ Susan"
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"♪ Looks like I'm losin'"
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"♪ I'm losin' my mind"
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"- ♪ I'm losin' my mind"
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"- ♪ I'm wastin' my time"
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"♪♪"
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"- Cream, Mama?"
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"- Hey, I told you, no more of that stuff."
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"Only freaks drink sweet cream!"
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"- Choad, please! - You better start acting right"
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"if you want to earn the name of Choad Jr."
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"- Maybe I should have married Peter."
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"Oh, if only his arms had more hairs."
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"♪♪"
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"♪♪"
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