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Clips from Juno

Mini-Series 2007 –2016 1,903 clips
Documentary
♪ It was the world to me ♪
"♪ It was the world to me ♪"
Juno
♪ At the thought I was foolish and proud ♪
"♪ At the thought I was foolish and proud ♪"
Juno
♪ And let you say good-bye ♪
"♪ And let you say good-bye ♪"
Juno
♪ All I'd want is you to shade me and be my leaves ♪
"♪ All I'd want is you to shade me and be my leaves ♪"
Juno
♪ If I was a flower growing wild and free ♪
"♪ If I was a flower growing wild and free ♪"
Juno
♪ And if I was a tree growing tall and green ♪
"♪ And if I was a tree growing tall and green ♪"
Juno
♪ All I'd want is you to shade me and be my leaves ♪
"♪ All I'd want is you to shade me and be my leaves ♪"
Juno
♪ Hold me in your arms and sway me like the sea ♪
"♪ Hold me in your arms and sway me like the sea ♪"
Juno
♪ If you were a river and the mountains tall ♪
"♪ If you were a river and the mountains tall ♪"
Juno
♪ The rumble of your water would be my call ♪
"♪ The rumble of your water would be my call ♪"
Juno
♪ Just as long as you were with me when the cold winds blow ♪
"♪ Just as long as you were with me when the cold winds blow ♪"
Juno
♪ All I want is you, will you be my bride? ♪
"♪ All I want is you, will you be my bride? ♪"
Juno
♪ All I want is you, will you stay with me? ♪
"♪ All I want is you, will you stay with me? ♪"
Juno
♪ All I want is you, will you be my bride? ♪
"♪ All I want is you, will you be my bride? ♪"
Juno
Well, well, if it isn't MacGuff the crime dog.
"Well, well, if it isn't MacGuff the crime dog."
Juno
Back for another test?
"Back for another test?"
Juno
The plus sign looks more like a division symbol,
"The plus sign looks more like a division symbol,"
Juno
so I remain unconvinced.
"so I remain unconvinced."
Juno
Third test today, mama bear.
"Third test today, mama bear."
Juno
It's really easy to tell.
"It's really easy to tell."
Juno
Yeah, maybe your little boyfriend's
"Yeah, maybe your little boyfriend's"
Juno
Silencio, old man!
"Silencio, old man!"
Juno
and I got to go pronto.
"and I got to go pronto."
Juno
Well, you know where the lavatory is.
"Well, you know where the lavatory is."
Juno
What's the prognosis, fertile Myrtle?
"What's the prognosis, fertile Myrtle?"
Juno
I don't know. It's not seasoned yet.
"I don't know. It's not seasoned yet."
Juno
Take some of these.
"Take some of these."
Juno
No, there it is.
"No, there it is."
Juno
God, that little pink plus sign is so unholy.
"God, that little pink plus sign is so unholy."
Juno
This is one doodle that can't be undid, home skillet.
"This is one doodle that can't be undid, home skillet."
Juno
♪ I took the Polaroid down in my room ♪
"♪ I took the Polaroid down in my room ♪"
Juno
♪ I'm pretty sure you have a new girlfriend ♪
"♪ I'm pretty sure you have a new girlfriend ♪"
Juno
♪ It just makes me sad whenever I see it ♪
"♪ It just makes me sad whenever I see it ♪"
Juno
♪ And you like to be home most of the time ♪
"♪ And you like to be home most of the time ♪"
Juno
♪ I'm a pretty impossible lady to be with ♪
"♪ I'm a pretty impossible lady to be with ♪"
Juno
♪ Joey never met a bike that he didn't want to ride ♪
"♪ Joey never met a bike that he didn't want to ride ♪"
Juno
♪ And I never met a Toby that I didn't like ♪
"♪ And I never met a Toby that I didn't like ♪"
Juno
♪ Even if he didn't, I wouldn't be offended ♪
"♪ Even if he didn't, I wouldn't be offended ♪"
Juno
♪ I had a dream that I had to drive to Madison ♪
"♪ I had a dream that I had to drive to Madison ♪"
Juno
♪ To deliver a painting ♪
"♪ To deliver a painting ♪"
Juno
♪ For some silly reason ♪
"♪ For some silly reason ♪"
Juno
♪ I took a wrong turn and ended up in Michigan... ♪
"♪ I took a wrong turn and ended up in Michigan... ♪"
Juno
I'm a suicide risk.
"I'm a suicide risk."
Juno
Juno?
"Juno?"
Juno
No, it's Morgan Freeman.
"No, it's Morgan Freeman."
Juno
I'm pregnant.
"I'm pregnant."
Juno
What?! Honest to blog?
"What?! Honest to blog?"
Juno
Yeah. Yeah, it's Bleeker's.
"Yeah. Yeah, it's Bleeker's."
Juno
It's probably just a food baby.
"It's probably just a food baby."
Juno
Did you have a big lunch?
"Did you have a big lunch?"
Juno
and I am for shiz up the spout.
"and I am for shiz up the spout."
Juno
How did you even generate enough pee
"How did you even generate enough pee"
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for three pregnancy tests?
"for three pregnancy tests?"
Juno
I don't know. I drank, like, ten tons of SunnyD.
"I don't know. I drank, like, ten tons of SunnyD."
Juno
Anyway, dude, I'm telling you I'm pregnant,
"Anyway, dude, I'm telling you I'm pregnant,"
Juno
Is this for real? Like, for real for real?
"Is this for real? Like, for real for real?"
Juno
Unfortunately, yes.
"Unfortunately, yes."
Juno
Oh, my God!
"Oh, my God!"
Juno
Oh, shit!
"Oh, shit!"
Juno
Phuket, Thailand.
"Phuket, Thailand."
Juno
There we go.
"There we go."
Juno
So, are you going to go to Havenbrook or Women Now?
"So, are you going to go to Havenbrook or Women Now?"
Juno
'Cause you know you need a note from your parents
"'Cause you know you need a note from your parents"
Juno
Yeah, I-I know, um... no, I'm going to go to Women Now
"Yeah, I-I know, um... no, I'm going to go to Women Now"
Juno
'Cause I called for Becky last year.
"'Cause I called for Becky last year."
Juno
No, I can call myself.
"No, I can call myself."
Juno
Oh, but I do need your help with something.
"Oh, but I do need your help with something."
Juno
It's, like, critically important.
"It's, like, critically important."
Juno
You know, heavy lifting can really only help you
"You know, heavy lifting can really only help you"
Juno
at this point.
"at this point."
Juno
So you were bored?
"So you were bored?"
Juno
That's how this blessed miracle came to be?
"That's how this blessed miracle came to be?"
Juno
No. No, no. The act was premeditated.
"No. No, no. The act was premeditated."
Juno
I mean, the sex,
"I mean, the sex,"
Juno
not the whole, like, let's-get-pregnant thing.
"not the whole, like, let's-get-pregnant thing."
Juno
So, when did you decide
"So, when did you decide"
Juno
It's... no, it's actually,
"It's... no, it's actually,"
Juno
it's really complicated, okay?
"it's really complicated, okay?"
Juno
And I don't feel like talking about it in my fragile state.
"And I don't feel like talking about it in my fragile state."
Juno
So what was it like humping Bleek's bony bod?
"So what was it like humping Bleek's bony bod?"
Juno
Magnificent.
"Magnificent."
Juno
♪ And he comes back home at 5:30 ♪
"♪ And he comes back home at 5:30 ♪"
Juno
♪ 'Cause his world is built on punctuality ♪
"♪ 'Cause his world is built on punctuality ♪"
Juno
♪ It never fails ♪
"♪ It never fails ♪"
Juno
♪ And he's, oh, so good ♪
"♪ And he's, oh, so good ♪"
Juno
♪ And he's, oh, so healthy in his body and his mind ♪
"♪ And he's, oh, so healthy in his body and his mind ♪"
Juno
♪ He's a well-respected man about town ♪
"♪ He's a well-respected man about town ♪"
Juno
♪ Doing the best things so conservatively ♪
"♪ Doing the best things so conservatively ♪"
Juno
Hey, Bleek.
"Hey, Bleek."
Juno
Wicked tiger.
"Wicked tiger."
Juno
He looks proud.
"He looks proud."
Juno
I swiped it from Miss Ransick's lawn.
"I swiped it from Miss Ransick's lawn."
Juno
My mom uses colorsafe bleach.
"My mom uses colorsafe bleach."
Juno
Go, Carol.
"Go, Carol."
Juno
I'll tell her.
"I'll tell her."
Juno
When I see them all running like that
"When I see them all running like that"
Juno
All I see is pork swords.
"All I see is pork swords."
Juno
I'm supposed to be running.
"I'm supposed to be running."
Juno
What? I don't know.
"What? I don't know."
Juno
What should we do... about...?
"What should we do... about...?"
Juno
Well, you know, I was just...
"Well, you know, I was just..."
Juno
I was thinking I'd just nip it in the bud
"I was thinking I'd just nip it in the bud"
Juno
before it gets worse.
"before it gets worse."
Juno
'Cause they were talking about, in health class,
"'Cause they were talking about, in health class,"
Juno
how pregnancy, it can often lead to an infant.
"how pregnancy, it can often lead to an infant."
Juno
Typically, yeah, yeah.
"Typically, yeah, yeah."
Juno
That's what happens when our moms and teachers get pregnant.
"That's what happens when our moms and teachers get pregnant."
Juno
So you're cool with that then?
"So you're cool with that then?"
Juno
Yeah, yeah, Wizard, I mean, you know, just,
"Yeah, yeah, Wizard, I mean, you know, just,"
Juno
I guess do whatever you think you should do, you know?
"I guess do whatever you think you should do, you know?"
Juno
Well, I'm sorry I had sex with you.
"Well, I'm sorry I had sex with you."
Juno
Whose idea was it?
"Whose idea was it?"
Juno
Whose idea was it?
"Whose idea was it?"
Juno
Your book feel apart.
"Your book feel apart."
Juno
Right.
"Right."
Juno
Must have looked at your face.
"Must have looked at your face."
Juno
The funny thing is that Steve Rendazo secretly wants me.
"The funny thing is that Steve Rendazo secretly wants me."
Juno
girls with horn-rimmed glasses, and vegan footwear,
"girls with horn-rimmed glasses, and vegan footwear,"
Juno
and Goth makeup...
"and Goth makeup..."
Juno
Girls who, like, play the cello and read McSweeney's
"Girls who, like, play the cello and read McSweeney's"
Juno