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Clips from Elf

Short Films 2003 4 min 1,358 clips
Short Horror

Credits

You're probably here about the story.
"You're probably here about the story."
Elf
Another interesting elfism:
"Another interesting elfism:"
Elf
There are only three jobs available to an elf.
"There are only three jobs available to an elf."
Elf
The first is making shoes at night, while, you know, while the old cobbler sleeps.
"The first is making shoes at night, while, you know, while the old cobbler sleeps."
Elf
Lazy bum. Couldn't even make a clog.
"Lazy bum. Couldn't even make a clog."
Elf
You can bake cookies in a tree.
"You can bake cookies in a tree."
Elf
But the third job...
"But the third job..."
Elf
...some call it the show, or the big dance.
"...some call it the show, or the big dance."
Elf
lt's the profession that every elf aspires to.
"lt's the profession that every elf aspires to."
Elf
And that is to build toys in Santa's workshop.
"And that is to build toys in Santa's workshop."
Elf
Only two weeks left till Christmas.
"Only two weeks left till Christmas."
Elf
lt's a job only an elf can do.
"lt's a job only an elf can do."
Elf
Our nimble fingers, natural cheer and active minds...
"Our nimble fingers, natural cheer and active minds..."
Elf
...are perfect for toy building.
"...are perfect for toy building."
Elf
...but the gnomes drank too much.
"...but the gnomes drank too much."
Elf
[GNOME BELCHES]
"[GNOME BELCHES]"
Elf
And the trolls weren't toilet trained.
"And the trolls weren't toilet trained."
Elf
[TROLL FARTS]
"[TROLL FARTS]"
Elf
No human being has ever set foot in Santa's workshop.
"No human being has ever set foot in Santa's workshop."
Elf
That is, until about 30 years ago.
"That is, until about 30 years ago."
Elf
And as you may have guessed, that's where our story begins.
"And as you may have guessed, that's where our story begins."
Elf
[YELPS]
"[YELPS]"
Elf
Here we are.
"Here we are."
Elf
We're just going to make you feel so comfortable.
"We're just going to make you feel so comfortable."
Elf
There we are. There you are.
"There we are. There you are."
Elf
Maybe by next Christmas, you'll have a home.
"Maybe by next Christmas, you'll have a home."
Elf
SANTA: All right, all right.
"SANTA: All right, all right."
Elf
...it's time to start preparations for next Christmas.
"...it's time to start preparations for next Christmas."
Elf
What in the name of Sam Hill is that?
"What in the name of Sam Hill is that?"
Elf
Snuck into your sack at the orphanage.
"Snuck into your sack at the orphanage."
Elf
What do we do?
"What do we do?"
Elf
So Santa had a decision to make.
"So Santa had a decision to make."
Elf
Fortunately, when it comes to babies, Santa's a pushover.
"Fortunately, when it comes to babies, Santa's a pushover."
Elf
So Buddy stayed with an older elf who had always wanted a child...
"So Buddy stayed with an older elf who had always wanted a child..."
Elf
...but had been so committed to building toys...
"...but had been so committed to building toys..."
Elf
...well, he'd forgotten to settle down.
"...well, he'd forgotten to settle down."
Elf
Santa.
"Santa."
Elf
I was his adopted father.
"I was his adopted father."
Elf
...he wasn't any different from the other children.
"...he wasn't any different from the other children."
Elf
Not too fast, Buddy.
"Not too fast, Buddy."
Elf
I mean, not really.
"I mean, not really."
Elf
Before we learn how to build the latest in extreme graphic chipset processors...
"Before we learn how to build the latest in extreme graphic chipset processors..."
Elf
...let's recite the code of the elves, shall we?
"...let's recite the code of the elves, shall we?"
Elf
Number one.
"Number one."
Elf
ALL: Treat every day like Christmas.
"ALL: Treat every day like Christmas."
Elf
TEACHER: Number two.
"TEACHER: Number two."
Elf
TEACHER: Number three.
"TEACHER: Number three."
Elf
ALL: The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.
"ALL: The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear."
Elf
And one day, when Buddy was old enough, I made him my own personal apprentice.
"And one day, when Buddy was old enough, I made him my own personal apprentice."
Elf
Never been in this room before.
"Never been in this room before."
Elf
Well, I think it's time you start your tinker training.
"Well, I think it's time you start your tinker training."
Elf
You're gonna help me make it fly.
"You're gonna help me make it fly."
Elf
I thought the magical reindeer made the sleigh fly.
"I thought the magical reindeer made the sleigh fly."
Elf
PAPA ELF: Where do the reindeer get their magic from?
"PAPA ELF: Where do the reindeer get their magic from?"
Elf
Christmas spirit.
"Christmas spirit."
Elf
Well, as silly as it sounds...
"Well, as silly as it sounds..."
Elf
...a lot of people down south don't believe in Santa Claus.
"...a lot of people down south don't believe in Santa Claus."
Elf
Who do they think puts all their toys under the tree?
"Who do they think puts all their toys under the tree?"
Elf
Well, there's a rumor floating around that the parents do it.
"Well, there's a rumor floating around that the parents do it."
Elf
I mean, parents couldn't do that all in one night.
"I mean, parents couldn't do that all in one night."
Elf
What about Santa's cookies? I suppose parents eat them too?
"What about Santa's cookies? I suppose parents eat them too?"
Elf
Yeah, I know. I know.
"Yeah, I know. I know."
Elf
And every year, less and less people believe in Santa Claus.
"And every year, less and less people believe in Santa Claus."
Elf
I mean, we have a real energy crisis on our hands.
"I mean, we have a real energy crisis on our hands."
Elf
Oh.
"Oh."
Elf
I mean, just see how low the Clausometer is.
"I mean, just see how low the Clausometer is."
Elf
That's shocking.
"That's shocking."
Elf
That's why I came up with this little beauty in the '60s.
"That's why I came up with this little beauty in the '60s."
Elf
It's a Kringle 3000.
"It's a Kringle 3000."
Elf
Eighty-five hundred reindeer-power jet turbine engine.
"Eighty-five hundred reindeer-power jet turbine engine."
Elf
Well, looks like we got a short in the thermo coupler.
"Well, looks like we got a short in the thermo coupler."
Elf
As much as Buddy was accepted by his family and friends...
"As much as Buddy was accepted by his family and friends..."
Elf
...there were a few drawbacks to being a human in an elves' world.
"...there were a few drawbacks to being a human in an elves' world."
Elf
Hey, Ming Ming.
"Hey, Ming Ming."
Elf
It's all right, Buddy.
"It's all right, Buddy."
Elf
Just how many Etch A Sketches did you get finished?
"Just how many Etch A Sketches did you get finished?"
Elf
That puts you...
"That puts you..."
Elf
...915 off the pace.
"...915 off the pace."
Elf
ELF 1: Ooh, that's bad.
"ELF 1: Ooh, that's bad."
Elf
I'm the worst toy maker in the world.
"I'm the worst toy maker in the world."
Elf
[ALL GASP]
"[ALL GASP]"
Elf
No, Buddy, you're not a cotton-headed ninny muggins.
"No, Buddy, you're not a cotton-headed ninny muggins."
Elf
We all just have different talents, that's all.
"We all just have different talents, that's all."
Elf
Seems like everyone else has the same talents except for me.
"Seems like everyone else has the same talents except for me."
Elf
And in six months, you'll have to check them again. Won't he?
"And in six months, you'll have to check them again. Won't he?"
Elf
You bring us down a whole octave.
"You bring us down a whole octave."
Elf
In a good way.
"In a good way."
Elf
[BOX CHIMING "POP GOES THE WEASEL"]
"[BOX CHIMING "POP GOES THE WEASEL"]"
Elf
[BOX CHIMING "POP GOES THE WEASEL"]
"[BOX CHIMING "POP GOES THE WEASEL"]"
Elf
MING MING: Hey, Foom Foom.
"MING MING: Hey, Foom Foom."
Elf
I hate to do this, but can you help me pick up the slack on those Etch A Sketches?
"I hate to do this, but can you help me pick up the slack on those Etch A Sketches?"
Elf
- No problem. - I appreciate it.
"- No problem. - I appreciate it."
Elf
Buddy is killing me.
"Buddy is killing me."
Elf
I already got Lum Lum and Choo Choo pulling doubles.
"I already got Lum Lum and Choo Choo pulling doubles."
Elf
Quick thinking yesterday with that "special talents" thing.
"Quick thinking yesterday with that "special talents" thing."
Elf
MING MING: I feel bad for the guy. I just hope he doesn't get wise.
"MING MING: I feel bad for the guy. I just hope he doesn't get wise."
Elf
Well, if he hasn't figured out he's a human by now...
"Well, if he hasn't figured out he's a human by now..."
Elf
...I don't think he ever will.
"...I don't think he ever will."
Elf
...I don't think he ever will.
"...I don't think he ever will."
Elf
MING MING: You're just special.
"MING MING: You're just special."
Elf
[BUDDY SINGING DEEP NOTE]
"[BUDDY SINGING DEEP NOTE]"
Elf
You don't look so good, Buddy. Are you okay?
"You don't look so good, Buddy. Are you okay?"
Elf
I'll be okay. I just need a glass of water.
"I'll be okay. I just need a glass of water."
Elf
Buddy.
"Buddy."
Elf
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
"[KNOCKING ON DOOR]"
Elf
PAPA ELF: Buddy, are you okay?
"PAPA ELF: Buddy, are you okay?"
Elf
I'm sorry, Papa.
"I'm sorry, Papa."
Elf
Just need some alone time.
"Just need some alone time."
Elf
Buddy, I think we have to talk.
"Buddy, I think we have to talk."
Elf
Buddy, I think there's something I probably should tell you.
"Buddy, I think there's something I probably should tell you."
Elf
You probably should've found out a long-- A long time ago.
"You probably should've found out a long-- A long time ago."
Elf
PAPA ELF: I then proceeded to tell Buddy of how his father...
"PAPA ELF: I then proceeded to tell Buddy of how his father..."
Elf
...had fallen in love when he was very young...
"...had fallen in love when he was very young..."
Elf
...with a beautiful girl named Susan Welles...
"...with a beautiful girl named Susan Welles..."
Elf
And how she had later passed away.
"And how she had later passed away."
Elf
And most importantly, I told him where his father was.
"And most importantly, I told him where his father was."
Elf
ln a magical land called New York City.
"ln a magical land called New York City."
Elf
My dad works there?
"My dad works there?"
Elf
Empire State Building.
"Empire State Building."
Elf
Hey, Buddy, wanna pick some snow berries?
"Hey, Buddy, wanna pick some snow berries?"
Elf