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Clips from American Dad! - Pulling Double Booty (S04E04)

"Don't worry. We will."
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"# Doin' it, doin' it D-D-Doin' it #"
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"Should we break for lunch? Nope."
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"Let's keep- # Doin' it, doin' it #"
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"Someone's at the door. I don't care."
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"#We're doin' it Doin' it #"
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"Want to put on our hiking boots? Yeah."
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"We'll wear 'em while- #We're doin' it, doin' it #"
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"# I like the rhythm It is my method ##"
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"You must think I'm a real jerk, having you carry all the bags."
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"- I bet you want to break up with me. - No way."
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"You know what? I changed my mind."
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"That is so romantic."
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"I'm not paying you back for gas or the Doritos."
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"I know I said we'd share. So here. [Belches]"
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"Ugh! You're a pig!"
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"Let's see if you can sniff out my truffle."
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"I'm gonna go down to the gift shop! See you at dinner!"
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"Hey, boys! Time for your piano lesson!"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Someone stole my roosters!"
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"" Roger Smith Presents Rooster Death Match 1."
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"" Five dollars off at the door with a flier"? Roger!"
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"I missed you all afternoon."
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"You're really playing hard to get."
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"Uh, check out that waitress. She is hot."
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"- What are you talking about? - A waitress."
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"I'm checking her out. Blatantly."
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"If you want to dump me, do it sitting down so you don't block my view of her ass."
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"- Let's ask her! - What?"
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"Then I'll take a turn with her while you watch."
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"You used to watch Sesame Street."
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"Then you put our room key in them and give them to her."
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"[Crying] Mmm."
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"[Crying Continues]"
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"The pie is really good. Are you famous for this?"
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"[Men Shouting, Cheering]"
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"- [Clucking] - Glen!"
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"No!"
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"- Yeah! - Don't worry, people. Plenty more action."
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"This is Victor, Glen's fraternal twin brother."
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"He saw the whole thing. Don't you think he wants revenge?"
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"- Yeah! - Roger! You son of a bitch!"
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"Oh, Steven. I see you got the flier. Did you get the five dollars off?"
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"The offer was only valid before 6:00!"
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"- How could you do this to my roosters? - You started it!"
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"You took that stupid job and ruined our summer of exotic adventure!"
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"- I'm taking my roosters home! - You can't."
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"These people paid good money to see a fight, and you do not want to piss them off!"
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"Oh, they want to see a fight? How about we fight, for their freedom?"
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"Huh? You want to see us fight?"
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"[Murmuring]"
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"Yeah!"
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"[Screams] I'll kill you!"
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"- [Blows Landing] - [Roger Grunting]"
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"I give up. I'm sorry I took your chickens for blood sport."
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"You can have 'em back."
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"No friends! You must fight to the death."
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"Two nights ago we went out for pizza, and you said, " Pizza to the death.""
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"- I mean, what does that even mean? - Yeah."
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"- And remember " Movies to the death"? - What's going on, man?"
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"I don't know. I don't like my job."
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"## [Orchestra: Classical]"
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"Yeah! Like in the movies, bitch!"
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"Bill, why aren't we back at the room right now having sex?"
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"What? And miss out on Badger Mountain's famous night hikes?"
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"Look out! Poisonous rock! Into the bushes!"
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"[Grunting]"
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"- [Beeping, Ringing] - [Francine] Hello."
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"Francine! I did it! I did it! I ditched Hayley in the woods and left her for dead!"
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"We won't have to worry about her anymore."
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"Stan, she's our daughter!"
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"You're supposed to be convincing her to dump you, not killing her!"
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"[Sighs] Yeah. On some level I knew that."
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"[Owl Hooting]"
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"- Bill? Bill? - Over here!"
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"Oh, Bill. I thought you blew me off."
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"You didn't, and I love you."
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"Uh- l- Uh-Well-"
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"Uh- l-"
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"- You can't say it, can you? Ugh! You're just like my dad! - What?"
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"- What do you mean? - My dad never says he loves me."
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"But you know he does, right?"
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"That's crazy. Of course he loves you."
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"Just because he doesn't say it doesn't mean it's not true."
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"Yeah, right."
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"You know, when you were a little girl, he'd sneak into your room every night..."
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"and put a hard candy in your mouth so you'd have sweet dreams."
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"- Really? - Yeah."
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"And every time he leaves for a mission..."
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"he kisses the picture of you he has on his desk for good luck."
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"He loves you. He loves you a ton."
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"- Trust me. - Wow."
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"- How do you know all this stuff? - I'm his double."
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"I have to know everything about his life."
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"Gosh, Bill. Thank you so much for telling me all that."
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"It means so much. I got to call him."
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"Uh- Uh, I'm breaking up with you!"
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"Oh. Okay."
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"Aren't you-Aren't you gonna freak out and go on a rampage?"
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"No. I guess not. Huh."
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"[Beeping]"
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"## [Continues]"
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"- Dad? - [Voice Echoing] Hello."
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"Hey, Johnny, yeah. It's work."
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"Well, look in the book. Is it a warehouse item?"
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"- Five minutes. - Dad, you're talking to me on the phone and in your voice."
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"- Are you kidding me? - Um- Um- Oh, I love you, honey."
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"I said it. See?"
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"Hayley, wait! I can explain! I had a good reason!"
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"Oh, you grabbed some matches from the hotel. Little keepsake."
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"You don't wanna tear one out. The serious collector keeps his matchbooks intact."
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"- [Match Strikes] - Oh. Now it's worthless."
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"Bye. Have a beautiful time!"
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"- [Moaning] - Ew! Stan, do something!"
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"sculpted, rock-hard pecs."
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"[Gags, Retches]"
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"'Cause we're finally going all the way!"
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"## [Cell Phone Chiming: "Yankee Doodle Dandy'"]"
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"Wait. Steve. What about our summer of exotic adventure?"
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