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Clips from Family Guy - Business Guy (S08E08)

"And put it on the thing he's doing."
Family Guy
"No! It won't be the same!"
Family Guy
"Look, he's my brother."
Family Guy
"He didn't get enough oxygen at birth."
Family Guy
"He's never gonna be quite in step with the rest of us"
Family Guy
"And this is sort of my way of taking care of him."
Family Guy
"Well, that's nice of you, but it was so much simpler"
Family Guy
"When it was just you and me doing our thing."
Family Guy
"I know, but just let him have this one."
Family Guy
"Odds are he won't even come back with the actual food."
Family Guy
"Okay, cheeseburger helper, you're on."
Family Guy
"Yay!"
Family Guy
"Cheese, cheese, cheese!"
Family Guy
"Yay!"
Family Guy
"You're a good brother."
Family Guy
"(dance beat throbbing)"
Family Guy
"I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do with myself."
Family Guy
"Why don't you get a lap dance, mr. Pewterschmidt?"
Family Guy
"No, peter's crippled friend, I think I'm just gonna leave."
Family Guy
"This was a stupid idea."
Family Guy
"Aw, come on, you just gotta relax and cut loose."
Family Guy
"Like those foreign guys over there."
Family Guy
"I can't believe I'm back at the horse."
Family Guy
"And I was so hung out this morning."
Family Guy
"Boy, this is fun, huh?"
Family Guy
"Who came with her co-workers."
Family Guy
"Huh, aren't we all pals?"
Family Guy
"This is empowering."
Family Guy
"Maybe I'll get a dance, huh?"
Family Guy
"You guys are probably gonna be talking about this forever."
Family Guy
"Jackpot!"
Family Guy
"Excuse me, miss?"
Family Guy
"This older gentleman would like a lap dance."
Family Guy
"Nothing. You just sit there and enjoy yourself."
Family Guy
"Do I, do I stick the money directly inside of her?"
Family Guy
"Why, have you done that before? (laughs)"
Family Guy
"Doesn't go over. When do I hit her?"
Family Guy
"¶ ¶"
Family Guy
"(laughing): Yeah!"
Family Guy
"All right, go, carter! All right!"
Family Guy
"Get some! Get some!"
Family Guy
"Hey, joe, that's like right in my (bleep) ear."
Family Guy
"Whoa!"
Family Guy
"Boy, she's bendy!"
Family Guy
"(chuckles) wow! Y-yes!"
Family Guy
"Oh! Awesome!"
Family Guy
"All right! Oh!"
Family Guy
"I'm having a heart attack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack!"
Family Guy
"Oh, my god!"
Family Guy
"Is my father gonna be okay, dr. House?"
Family Guy
"He's in a coma, mrs. Griffin."
Family Guy
"And listening to the sound of your voice,"
Family Guy
"I'd say he's the lucky one."
Family Guy
"Dr. House, if you're gonna save this patient,"
Family Guy
"Get this thing outta my sight!"
Family Guy
"But wait a second!"
Family Guy
"How are you gonna play by the rules"
Family Guy
"If you don't have the rule boo-- oh...!"
Family Guy
"My methods are a little unorthodox, mr. Griffin."
Family Guy
"I think I can help."
Family Guy
"What are you doing? My job."
Family Guy
"Sometimes people fake being in a coma."
Family Guy
"This man's not."
Family Guy
"Unless of course, the first punch knocked him out."
Family Guy
"House. Road house."
Family Guy
"That, too."
Family Guy
"Any word on carter's condition yet?"
Family Guy
"No, it's been three days"
Family Guy
"And I'm really starting to get worried."
Family Guy
"What if he's in a coma for, like, 20 years"
Family Guy
"And he comes out of the coma and you guys are all dead,"
Family Guy
"But I'm still alive and I'm a famous race car driver,"
Family Guy
"And he's like "aw, man, stewie turned out awesome.""
Family Guy
"And he comes to one of my races"
Family Guy
"And I'm so surprised to see him there, I crash,"
Family Guy
"And I wake up and he's a race car driver."
Family Guy
"Stewie, do you want to be a race car driver when you grow up?"
Family Guy
"Well, gosh, if you think I'd be good at it."
Family Guy
"(doorbell rings)"
Family Guy
"Hello, mrs. Griffin,"
Family Guy
"I'd like to talk to you about a few things."
Family Guy
"As part of mr. Pewterschmidt's estate planning,"
Family Guy
"Applicable to a wide variety of situations."
Family Guy
"Hello, if you're watching this,"
Family Guy
"It means they didn't cut the rope when I climaxed."
Family Guy
"As a result, I'm now dead."
Family Guy
"That's not it."
Family Guy
"If you're watching this one,"
Family Guy
"It means the train wasn't able to push the delorean"
Family Guy
"Up to 88 miles per hour and I'm still stuck in 1885."
Family Guy
"This could take a while."
Family Guy
"Eaten by sharks while snorkeling..."
Family Guy
"...Stabbed to death in a toys r us bathroom."
Family Guy
"...1940s roller skate left in the hall."
Family Guy
"Death by chocolate. (laughs)"
Family Guy
"No, no, leave it in."
Family Guy
"Had a heart attack and have slipped into a coma."
Family Guy
"In that case, I leave control of my company,"
Family Guy
"Pewterschmidt industries, to my daughter lois."
Family Guy
"What?!"
Family Guy
"I don't know the first thing"
Family Guy
"About running a billion-dollar company."
Family Guy
"The board of directors is fully prepared"
Family Guy
"To run the company in carter's absence,"
Family Guy
"If that's what you'd prefer, mrs. Griffin."
Family Guy
"Well, yes, I think that'd be best."
Family Guy
"Well, now wait a second, lois."
Family Guy
"I could run the company. You?"
Family Guy
"You can't run a business that size."
Family Guy
"You have no experience."
Family Guy
"You know what that is, lois?"
Family Guy
"That's you playing by the rule book."
Family Guy
"And I don't play by the rule book."
Family Guy
"Right, dr. House? Well, don't ask me."
Family Guy
"My superiors think I'm crazy."
Family Guy
"Scared ya, didn't I?"
Family Guy
"House. House."
Family Guy
"And I'm gonna run the company."
Family Guy
"As a corporate bigwig."
Family Guy
"I'm not so sure about this, peter."
Family Guy
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