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Clips from The Simpsons - Bart's Friend Falls in Love (S03E03)

"I'll trade your Carl Yastrzemski baseball card"
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"for my picture of Homer on the couch."
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"My dad thinks I'm having my braces examined."
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"Well, you kind of sort of are."
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"I can't believe the risk you're running."
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"Besides, what's so great about kissing?"
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"A lot of it is waiting to kiss."
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"You know, like when you open an Eskimo Pie"
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"and you wait just a little for it to melt?"
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"But she doesn't melt."
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"Oh, yes, she does."
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"We start with pure milk chocolate..."
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"...add a layer of farm-fresh honey..."
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"...then we sprinkle on four kinds of sugar..."
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"[ Ecstatic Groan ]"
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"...and dip it in rich creamery butter."
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"without dieting or lifting a finger?"
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"I'd say you're a lying scumbag."
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"According to Eternity magazine"
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"you can lose weight subliminally."
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"An idea is subtly implanted in your head"
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"a powerful message goes to your brain"
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"Lose weight and listen to New Age music? Wow."
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"What do you think, Marge?"
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"Would he like to lose weight, stop smoking"
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"[ Machine Gun Fire ]"
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"Give me the weight loss tape."
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"We've had a lot of great memories."
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"Hello. This is Dr. Marvin Monroe."
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"Let's build your vocabulary."
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"Abattoir: Slaughterhouse."
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"Don't you usually play with Milhouse?"
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"Yeah. All they do is kiss."
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"How cute."
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"They don't open their mouths, do they?"
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"Hey, Martin."
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"No one has sat next to me since I successfully lobbied"
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"as I am with the chaps."
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"Do you want to do something after school?"
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"that we friends."
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"Bart, would you care to listen to me play the lute?"
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"Uh... sure."
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"You ate three desserts tonight."
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"Tut, tut, gentle Marge."
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"the gourmand metamorphosizes into..."
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"[ Growls ]"
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"Oh."
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"[ The ''Wedding March'' Playing ]"
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"[ Laughing ]"
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"Wow, that really took my mind"
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"[ Screaming ]"
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"Oh, fine."
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"I'm tired of watching you two lip wrestle."
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"What? Get bent."
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"You can use my tree house."
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"#About to lose their privacy ##"
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"Ooh, a sextet of ale!"
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"Hello, Mr. Stanky?"
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"I have shocking news about Samantha."
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"Who am I?"
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"with lot of time on his hands."
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"[ Laughs ]"
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"Yeah."
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"Samantha!"
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"Dad!"
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"Noooooo!"
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"Just tell me what happened."
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"That's enough!"
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"You're never going to see that boy again."
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"Milhouse!"
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"Samantha!"
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"yatta, yatta, yatta."
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"We started out like Romeo and Juliet"
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"but it ended up in tragedy."
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"Hierospacy: Predicting the future"
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"through the study of animal entrails."
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"You've gained 1 3 pounds."
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"Disingenuous mountebanks with their subliminal chicanery--"
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"Five fingers? Ooh-- Freak show!"
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"Lise, I need some advice and mom's not here."
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"What about dad?"
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"I feel terrible."
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"the feeling of guilt"
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"to eliminate excess guilt"
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"so I guess you'll have to confess to Milhouse."
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"Bart, I'm glad you're here."
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"Milhouse?"
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"Bart, I don't want you to see me cry."
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"and you have a remainder left over."
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"Well, I didn't want you to see me cry this time."
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"I'm the one who narc'ed on your kissing."
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"Whoa, it's a miracle!"
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"[ Both Gasping ]"
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"I bet the eight ball didn't see that one coming."
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"where's that..."
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"You mean, a spoon?"
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah!"
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"[ Children Laughing ]"
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"Are you sure you want to do this?"
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"I can't stop thinking about her."
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"Even these gates remind me of her braces."
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"How are we going to find her?"
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"Milhouse!"
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"I'm sorry about getting you thrown"
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"That's all right, Bart."
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"except they never let me out."
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"[ Singing ''Dominique'' In French ]"
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"Samantha, ne pas des boys."
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"[ Ringing ]"
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"I have to go now, Milhouse."
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"think I can ever find another one like her?"
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"Uh-huh."
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"''Outlook not so good.''"
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"Will Milhouse and I"
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"with hair in our ears?"
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"Yeah, sure, and they told me I'd get a big parade"
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"It's never easy to come to a new school."
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"Uh-huh."
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"tell us about yourself?"
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"All my friends are back in Phoenix"
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