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Clips from King of the Hill - Hank's Choice (S05E05)

"Out, out!"
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"[Bill chuckling]"
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"That's so cute."
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"I made that game up. That's our game. I wanna play."
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"Those two look more alike after a week than you did after 10 years."
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"I've never dang old seen that little dog so happy, man."
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"You want a beer, man?"
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"I don't wanna associate beer with this kind of pain."
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"Bobby, I brought you an air freshener."
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"[Gasps]"
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"Peggy: [Whistling] Bobby! Come on, Bobby Hill!"
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"We cleaned this house top to bottom for you, Bobby."
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"It is clean enough to make computer chips in."
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"Don't be afraid to breathe, Bobby."
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"Damn it."
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"I knew we should have steam-cleaned the ceiling..."
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"but that guy was so damn smug."
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"[Peggy sighs dejectedly]"
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"Boy, the place sure feels empty."
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"Hank, remember what I told the doctor. You should not even touch Ladybird."
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"I won't say her name because then she'll just get all excited..."
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"No. She's starting to wag. Dale, quick. Tape her tail to her leg."
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"Ladybird? No! Get out!"
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"Dad, look. I'm cured."
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"I found a combination of pills that work. See?"
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"HANK: You're ready?"
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"All right."
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"I have a client in here I am trying to tutor, so cool it down!"
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"DALE: We all came to see the opening of a doghouse!"
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"[Coughing]"
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"Now, what does a dog have to do with anything?"
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"We'll try the pills."
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"I'm afraid to bring him lunch."
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""And we hope we have made your home as wonderful as you have made ours..."
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""these past 13 years.""
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"And her doghouse is already better than your house."
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"They're not doing much for the dog hair, but watch this."
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"Connie want to have your Bobby over to play."
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"Say it."
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"Single file."
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"I'm sure he would have loved the desserts."
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"Oh, that's right."
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"It's my fault, Peggy. I raised her in a real house."
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"I bet those light fixtures are the perfect dander magnet."
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"- Cool. - Perfect."
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"They took the carpeting."
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"Robbers wouldn't do this good of a job sanding and triple-varnishing the floors."
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"without the Internet."
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"Leave her hanging? That would have been rude."
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"I already do that."
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"How does dinner on Thursday sound?"
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"[Toaster clinks]"
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"No! I've been down this road..."
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"Good boy."
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"This can't be easy."
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"but he has to love you whether you move in or not!"
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"[Hank sighs deeply]"
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"[Telephone ringing]"
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"How do you know it isn't just a runny nose? His temperature's normal."
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"There is something you will want to know right away."
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"Hank, the test was specifically for dog dander."
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"Bobby's having an allergic reaction to dander."
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"Slow down there, Charlie."
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"- Don't blame Ladybird, blame me. - Of course I blame you!"
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"I'll take it!"
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"Ladybird's dander is all over the house."
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"Thank you, Dad."
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"All right, get yourself washed up. We don't eat with dirty fingernails."
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"- She won't go in her own yard. - I'm the same way."
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"I'm on it."
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"[Peggy shushing]"
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"- Looks normal. - Put that on my headstone, will you?"
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"Get over here!"
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"And most people find it much simpler just to get rid of the dog."
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"I know several poisons that have the meaty taste dogs love."
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"I stole a bottle of Chianti from my dad."
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"I am moving back into the closet."
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"I am not giving up this doghouse. You got that?"
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"Say, what if I give you one to take home for him in a doggy bag?"
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"Yeah, and when you change her water..."
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"You can have some of my pizza if you want."
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"But plenty of cheese, because that's the way your mother makes it."
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"Before!"
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"We've already gone through the house twice."
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"Okay, Hank, you got five minutes."
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