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Clips from Rick and Morty - Interdimensional Cable 2: Tempting Fate (S02E02)

"Uh-oh."
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"Well, summer, maybe people that create things"
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"through the filter of your comfort"
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"I take it Cathrine hefflefinger hasn't texted you back yet."
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"I don't want to talk about it."
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"Remove my penis!"
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"It's got to be from an alternate reality, right?"
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"Remove my penis!"
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"I'm a good person. I'm a good person."
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"That's not a gun. That's the xp-20 xs."
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"Ah!"
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"Hey, how's it going?"
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"I got all kinds of ice cream... peanut butter and jelly..."
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"...And every flavor"
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"served out of a butthole..."
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"- Dad! - Dad!"
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"What happened? Where am I?"
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"so it was basically like getting a splinter removed."
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"underneath that YouTube video and someone replied"
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"If it's all the same to you, Rick,"
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"I'd like to go to the zoo..."
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"#"
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"You hear me, Jerry? You're gonna be fine."
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"It'll stain if it gets on your clothes,"
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"in your eyes and mouth. Why would you keep mutant bacteria"
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"in a pint of cherry Garcia?"
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"I know this isn't the time, but, you know, technically,"
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"- Not anymore. - You're overreacting!"
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"We're losing him. All right, fine, but you're not touching my crisper."
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"- Is he going to die? - Don't worry."
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"Every hospital claims to have"
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"What do you think, they have Pizza contests?"
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"- Go in the waiting room, dad. - Fine!"
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"Excuse me."
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"Well, this won't do."
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"Ooh! Ooh!"
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""Man vs. Car," the newest hit show,"
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"Versus a car."
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"Here we go."
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"but the car seems to have the upper hand."
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"Oh, he's got a little bit of pushback there."
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"He just got ran over and chewed up by the tires."
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"#"
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"Oh, my God. You have eight eye ho... holes."
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"Ohh, I'm looking through your eyeholes."
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"Yes, look through my eyeholes."
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"Get up on out of here with my eyeholes."
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"- Eyeholes. Get them today. Ikea... - You got to be careful, Morty."
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"If that guy catches you with a box of his eyeholes,"
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"and just starts kicking the shit out of you."
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"But it's worth the risk."
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"They melt in your mouth, Morty. They're delicious."
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"Dad, I can't believe you're explaining alien cereal."
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"or, you know, however old he is."
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"Jesus Christ, Beth, is... is Jerry 50?"
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"Where am I?"
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"To me, you're just in a hospital."
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"the galaxy's most influential civil rights leader,"
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"was brought to this hospital's emergency room,"
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"where he is currently fighting for his life."
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"Mr. Smith, shrimply pibbles' life"
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"can be saved if we replace his heart with your human penis."
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"I see. Wait, what?"
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"The configuration of veins,"
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"and with relatively few adjustments,"
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"for the most important man in the universe."
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"I told you this was a waste of time!"
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"The earth man's world is tiny and undeveloped."
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"He knows nothing of the genocides of clorgon"
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"or the tragic events of 65.3432.23/14."
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"I've dwelt among the humans."
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"I've been at parties"
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"All right! That's enough!"
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"You guys are talking about my species."
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"Then you would give your penis"
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"so that shrimply pibbles might live? Stop asking!"
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"Yes, I will!"
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"Jerry Smith from earth didn't flinch!"
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"Huh? Oh, no, no, no."
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"I'm just... I'm just looking"
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"at that lady over there getting coffee."
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"You know, worf from "Star Trek,""
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"but he's just a human in a costume, you know?"
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"And now we're back to "how did I get here?""
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"The only show that makes you ask yourself,"
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"Oh. Oh, my God."
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"How did I get here?"
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"How did she get there?"
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"Is that something we should be concerned about?"
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"Just stay away from the coffee machine."
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"Calling all jan Michael Vincents."
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"to quadrant "c.""
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"Hey, Rick, who... who is jan Michael Vincent?"
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"Oh, man."
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"I need a goddamn jan Michael Vincent."
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"Is it important that we know who jan Michael Vincent was"
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"- in order to get this? - Nope."
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"more than eight jan Michael Vincents"
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"it's time to Michael down your Vincents."
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"Excuse me, nurse, can you take my temperature"
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"because I think I have"
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"jan quadrant Vincent fever over here."
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"to be threaded through..."
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"Oh, you know what, I got to... I got to laugh at myself here."
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"because I just realized I haven't run"
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"this whole decision past my wife."
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"Oh. Do you think she'll be okay with this?"
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"with every decision I make."
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"Follow me on my adventure through this office."
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"Hey, hey, hey! That's my stuff!"
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"Such as staplers and pins"
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"and all sorts of things like... such as that."
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"#"
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"All right, okay, now we're in the quiet safe room"
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"where none of the people whose stuff I stole"
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"We got a bag of bobbish."
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"That's 61/2 brapples."
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"Welcome back to "funny songs.""
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"It's all improvised. It's very funny."
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"what do you do? What's your profession?"
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