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Clips from South Park - The Ring (S13E13)

"( man ) 15 minutes !"
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"that's 15 minutes, people !"
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"( man ) get another mic on that drum kit !"
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"how did something like this happen-- ha-ha."
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"wake up, wake up, you little prick-- ha-ha."
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"who do you work for ? dreamworks ?"
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"answer me-- ha-ha !"
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"we don't work for anybody."
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"oh, boy, i sure believe that-- ha-ha."
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"you just tried to ruin disney company's big night"
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"for you own amusement, huh-- ha-ha."
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"what the hell did you do to us ?!"
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"the jonas brothers 3d concert spectacular !"
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"live from red rocks amphitheater in colorado !"
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"( girls screaming )"
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"as we're set for the biggest concert event of the year !"
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"in about 10 minutes the jonas brothers"
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"are going to take the stage in what disney is calling,"
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""the most pure and innocent rock event of the millennia.""
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"do we put the 3d glasses on now, dada ?"
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"not yet, katie."
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"everyone around the country"
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"is tuning in to see disney's latest kid pop stars."
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"yeah, jonas brothers at red rocks."
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"we understand the jonas brothers"
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"are getting ready."
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"what's going on backstage must be exciting !"
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"you better start talking-- ha-ha !"
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"you better start talking right now-- ha-ha !"
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"we told you, we aren't working for another studio"
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"we came on our own 'cause our friend's"
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"i'll cut you up-- ha, ha."
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"you see ?"
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"we were right about the purity rings !"
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"a nice christian symbol"
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"we've all angered god !"
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"you think god is in control here-- ha, ha."
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"i've been in control since the '50s"
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"in case you haven't noticed-- ha-ha."
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"you three faggots are going onstage"
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"and you three faggots aren't gonna stop me !"
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"nobody is ruining this event-- ha-ha !"
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"i have worked too long and too hard to have"
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"anybody fuck this up !"
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"( mickey on loudspeaker ) where would you be without me, jonas brothers-- ha-ha !"
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"it's because you make little girls' gineys tickle."
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"and when little girls' gineys tickle,"
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"i make money-- ha-ha."
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"and that's because little girls"
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"are fucking stupid-- ha-ha."
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"and the purity rings make it okay"
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"to do whatever i want-- ha-ha."
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"i've made billions off of christian ignorance"
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"for decades now-- ha-ha."
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"and do you know why ?"
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"because christians are retarded-- ha-ha."
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"now, now take it easy-- ha-ha !"
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"( all booing )"
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"no !"
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"no, goddamn it, no !"
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"shut up !"
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"( girls screaming )"
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"no more disney tv for a while."
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"has failed,"
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"costing the disney company millions,"
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"and once again, mickey is pissed off and throwing a fit."
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"vengeance is mine."
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"you are all ants and i am your destroyer-- ha-ha."
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"will most likely now prove a marketing bust"
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"aw, ken, look what we've become."
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"we're way too young to be this boring."
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"okay, i'll put in "grey's anatomy.""
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"no, i don't want to watch "grey's anatomy," ken."
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"let's take off these rings, ken."
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"take off the rings ?"
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"we can take off the rings ?!"
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"really ?!"
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"there'll be plenty of time to wear rings"
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"and be boring and lame when we reach our late 30s"
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"and we're boring and lame anyway."
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"yeah, screw these things !"
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"oh, i feel better already !"
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"me too !"
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"what say you and me go to t.g.i. friday's ?"
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"woo-hoo !"
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"and so..."
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"that syphilis is still a deadly disease"
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"i told him."
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"for a man to put his penis," i said."
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"well... now we know."
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"and knowing is half the battle."
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"captioning made possible by comedy central"
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"your new girlfriend."
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"* i'm ready"
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"* bay-bay"
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"* yeah, yeah"
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"* girl we can take it slow *"
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"the band is waiting for you."
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"isn't that called a "wedding ring" ?"
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"* when we can cook a meal *"
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"we don't care about the company !"
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"no, sir."
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"oh, and it's gonna be in 3d."
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"( reverberating ) they believe in a talking dead guy-- ha-ha."
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"a raging whore, i'd want you to tell me."
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"yup ! woo-hoo !"
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"ahh !"
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"* i've got a ring on my finger *"
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"you guys, i think this is serious !"
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"* 'cause now we're both wearing *"
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"( all booing )"
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"ouf !"
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"let us all be reminded"
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"and it can be caught even if using protection."
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""statistically the most unsafe place"
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"oh, my god !"
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"it's that tingling again !"
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"* so we have room to grow... *"
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"* 'cause i still love you bay-bay *"
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"* until then go back to montreal *"
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