Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from 30 Rock - Retreat to Move Forward (S03E03)

"It's a competitive team-building exercise"
30 Rock
"where one person directs his teammates"
30 Rock
"in the construction of a Lego model that only he can see."
30 Rock
"Lemon? Why don't you join Team Donaghy?"
30 Rock
"We'll win this thing and then we'll go to class."
30 Rock
"I don't want to go to a class."
30 Rock
"No, Lemon, "CLASS.""
30 Rock
"K..."
30 Rock
"What's up with this disgusting stuff?"
30 Rock
"Mr. Jordan, I've seen too many folks back home die of diabetes"
30 Rock
"and Go-Kart accidents to sit idly by"
30 Rock
"while you ruin your health. You need to eat better."
30 Rock
"N-O-E... no! E."
30 Rock
"Okay, Mr. Jordan... whatever you like."
30 Rock
"Hmm, what's that?"
30 Rock
"Oh, you want to hear a tale of the Hill Witch?"
30 Rock
"My Mee-maw saw her once"
30 Rock
"taking away a boy who wouldn't eat his vegetables."
30 Rock
"She's a shriveled crone..."
30 Rock
"1,000 years old."
30 Rock
"One look turns you to stone"
30 Rock
"and then she gorges on your living brain."
30 Rock
"Through the stone?"
30 Rock
"Well..."
30 Rock
"Really, Ken?"
30 Rock
"But beware the omens of her coming..."
30 Rock
"Animals will run wild."
30 Rock
"Ooh..."
30 Rock
"Frank, you have got to check out Maroney."
30 Rock
"Okay, Janis did it."
30 Rock
"You can do it."
30 Rock
"I'm gonna do it. I'm going to eat this cat."
30 Rock
""ALF" ate cats."
30 Rock
"What?"
30 Rock
"I put all that stuff on Wikipedia. None of it's true."
30 Rock
"I'm sorry."
30 Rock
"I didn't know you were going to take it so seriously."
30 Rock
"Well, of course I'm taking it seriously."
30 Rock
"The Academy loves dead singers and the handicapped"
30 Rock
"and Janis was both!"
30 Rock
"No, she wasn't. Her legs bent the right way."
30 Rock
"What? I speed-walked home on these!"
30 Rock
"You pathetic load!"
30 Rock
"What?"
30 Rock
"It's kind of working for me."
30 Rock
"Ugh, are you turned on right now? What is wrong with you?"
30 Rock
"I've got a thing for damaged goods."
30 Rock
"you are going to win the Oscar."
30 Rock
"Two minutes."
30 Rock
"Hands in pockets, Joan!"
30 Rock
"Prashant, your job is to watch Joan."
30 Rock
"Uh, you can't have more wheels on one side than the other."
30 Rock
"Uh-doy-ee!"
30 Rock
"It goes on top! It's a smoke stack!"
30 Rock
"Yeah!"
30 Rock
"Suck it, nerds!"
30 Rock
"What happened to you, Donaghy?"
30 Rock
"What do you mean?"
30 Rock
"That woman is a subordinate of yours."
30 Rock
"Her behavior is totally inappropriate..."
30 Rock
"the familiarity, nickname-ification."
30 Rock
"Sorry, I dropped it when I was pretending it was my penis."
30 Rock
"Robot penis."
30 Rock
"We won!"
30 Rock
"Oh, hey, Jenna. Um, about last night..."
30 Rock
"Oh, God."
30 Rock
"told anyone what happened."
30 Rock
"I have a lot of irons in the fire around here."
30 Rock
"You'll keep it to yourself, right?"
30 Rock
"Oh, yes. Of course. Thank you."
30 Rock
"Yeah."
30 Rock
"Wait... I'm sorry."
30 Rock
"You don't want people to know about us?"
30 Rock
"Oh, God, no. I mean, it's so embarrassing."
30 Rock
"Yeah, for me. You should want to brag about it."
30 Rock
"Don't worry about that. Last night was stupid. Stupid, Frank!"
30 Rock
"No, last night was the best thing"
30 Rock
"that's ever happened to you. It was my mistake, not yours."
30 Rock
"I'm the one who had to take the "Silkwood" shower this morning."
30 Rock
"Okay, fine, whatever, but you'll be cool about this?"
30 Rock
"Oh, all right. Cool."
30 Rock
"Ooh... what the hell was that?"
30 Rock
"First of all, there's an omelet bar downstairs."
30 Rock
"So you should probably go get yourself an omelet."
30 Rock
"Second, I wanted to see"
30 Rock
"Aw, you have a sitting area? You jag!"
30 Rock
"Please come in."
30 Rock
"Lemon, I give you a certain amount of leeway at work."
30 Rock
"Uh, but while we're here, I need you to behave appropriately."
30 Rock
"Well, the, uh, nicknames, the arm-punching, the familiarity"
30 Rock
"Oh. Okay."
30 Rock
"So when I helped you win that Lego thing"
30 Rock
"when I thought we were having fun together"
30 Rock
"Uh, while we're here, I need you to call me Mr. Donaghy."
30 Rock
"I get it."
30 Rock
"You brought me here in case you needed me"
30 Rock
"but now that you have your cool Six Sigma friends"
30 Rock
"Lemon, you know how important this is to me."
30 Rock
"I've got my speech tonight."
30 Rock
""My parents' basement only has room for five sleeping bags" or"
30 Rock
""No, I'll come over after prom and we'll make nachos together.""
30 Rock
"Lemon, this is a part of our problem."
30 Rock
"I give you a simple managerial suggestion in"
30 Rock
"a professional context and I get back the second half"
30 Rock
"Whatever. This place is dumb."
30 Rock
"Let's not make this bigger than it is."
30 Rock
"Too late. Friendship over!"
30 Rock
"I just don't want to see anything bad happen to you."
30 Rock
"I'm fine, Ken."
30 Rock
"I have so much energy my hand keeps dancing!"
30 Rock
"I just don't know what has to happen for you to start..."
30 Rock
"Oh, no! The signs!"
30 Rock
"What?"
30 Rock
"My desk is sideways!"
30 Rock
"Ooh!"
30 Rock
"Dudes, the craziest thing happened to me last night."
30 Rock
"but I found the secret skate park in Grand Theft Auto Four."
30 Rock
"Oh, hey... Jenna. What's up?"
30 Rock
"How dare you?"
30 Rock
"How dare you be cool about this?"
30 Rock
Show more clips